Alright Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanza happy any other holiday you celebrate this chapter as promised the return of the boss.
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Twisted Metal the Killer Klowns actually won a match with a two person disadvantage with the destruction of the Eiffel Tower. For some strange reason Takbir and Sapphire were nominated by the Saviors ending with Takbir losing. Yes the only black person in the competition is gone but he got a happy ending. Who will be the fourth eliminated, will there be another happy ending and will the Klowns win again find out now on Total Drama TW…
Calypso: ISTED METAL HAHAHAHA!
(Intro)
Sapphire with Alex and Claire walking through the building which had been very decorated for Christmas.
Claire: Wow this place cleans up well for Christmas.
Sapphire: Yeah but the big problem is that I was almost eliminated last time.
Alex: Sorry in case you forgot we don't control the votes.
As they passed through a hallway.
Sapphire: I don't care I just want to make sure I don't lose…
As Alex was about to respond he was interrupted by Claire.
Claire pointing up: Sorry to interrupt but mistletoe.
Alex and Sapphire stared at each other awkwardly for a little.
Alex: Uh well um uh.
Duncan: SON OF B****!
Sapphire: Let's go see that.
Alex: Yes I agree let's see what pissed off Duncan.
Confession Cam
Sapphire: What's going on how is he doing this to me.
Alex: Focus Alex remember why you're here.
Claire: Those to are so cute together.
Sapphire: Duncan what happened?
Duncan: SOMEONE STOLE SOME OF THE CAR PARTS!
They saw that the HammerHead was missing it's back wheels, Manslaughter was missing the steel pipes and the Warthog was missing one of it's doors.
Alex: Who did it?
Duncan: If I knew why would I have screamed dips***.
Alex: Question withdrawn.
Duncan: Good now I have to find where they went or my ass is fired.
Auger: That'll be good AHHAHAHAHA!
With Cherrie and her alliance.
Zakk: So who should we get to replace Takbir.
Anna: You know he was some of are friends, so just put your racial problems aside and then this can continue.
Zakk: It was an acci… you know what f*** it.
Cherrie: I think we should get Greg.
Anna: What why?
Cherrie: Well he helped me become the team leader.
Jade: Sure let's recruit him yeah woo *whispers* I don't care.
Grady with Brock.
Grady: Look whatever I did whatever I said I'm sorry.
Brock: Okay I guess I overreacted.
As the two were walking they came to the mistletoe.
Grady: Well this is awkward.
Brock: Well what do you think we should do.
Grady: Well…
Before he could finish Brock started to furiously kiss Grady. Jill walked down the hallway at the same she then took out her camera and took a picture of this.
Brock: Uh *runs away*
Grady just stood there for two minutes mouth wide opened shocked.
Confession Cam
Brock: I'm gay so what!
Grady: WHAT THE F*** JUST HAPPENED!
Jill: SCORE two hot guys making out awesome!
Calypso: Drivers time for your next challenge.
In the Garage.
Zakk: Okay what's are challenge.
Calypso: Oh you'll see just drive through the portal.
As they did.
Chris: So what is the challenge.
Calypso: The return of an old friend.
As the two teams look at their surroundings.
Anna: Where are we?
Zakk: A mall in Las Angelus set up for Christmas.
Jade: In honor of Takbir's elimination "how many places have you been".
Needles confused: Shouldn't we be killing each other right know?
Calypso: Oh no tonight you will be fighting MINION!
Everyone: AGAIN!
Chris: That's right but with a little surprise.
As they saw Minion appear he was not in the 40 ft tank he was instead in a 70 ft tall 100 ft long tanker truck that was equipped with various missile launchers, a flamethrower, his shield and to top it off spikes on the front of the hood.
Calypso: One condition if he is able to massacre you all again everyone is up for elimination if not and your unlikely able to destroy him the other team will be up for elimination.
Minion: Time to Twist some metal.
Ash: That joke was lame enough the first time you told it!
As Minion started to charge at the drivers.
Zakk: F*** SPLIT UP!
As they split up into four and three.
Minion: HMMM splitting up huh entertaining.
Snow, Zakk and Alex.
Snow: Where are we?
Zakk: From the look of it the parking lot.
Alex: Crap he's coming!
They saw Minion barreling through the lot destroying all the cars that got in his way. The three drove as fast as they could due to having the motorcycle were able to drive through the gaps in the parking spaces while Snow and Zakk were having a much harder time but the speed of the Crimson Fury made it easier for Snow. As Minion was catching up he started to fire a laser at them.
Alex: He can fire F***ING LASER BEAMS!
The laser then cut the Crimson Fury in half one of the halves going back and knocking Alex off of the Mr. Grimm crashing into a parked car. Zakk was trying to use anything using all his missiles to try to get by the shields, Minion's shield was not phased by this.
Zakk: Oh f***!
When Minion started to charge up the flame thrower Zakk was hit by something else the Darksides Death Blast.
Zakk: Every time!
Claire: WHY'D YOU DO THAT!
Ash: It's called process of elimination try learning it.
Zach: Hate to interrupt you but he's comin right at us!
The three tried to drive away as fast as they could. Ash decided to do something rather interesting by crashing into the mall causing everyone in there for shopping to scatter.
Claire: Why are you doing this?
Ash: Trust me I know what I'm doing I've done this before.
Zach: Why and how many times?
Ash: About 10 or 12 times.
As Minion followed launching missiles at the three damaging Ash and Zach but destroying Claire. Ash and Zach then barreled through a store.
Ash: Are you sure that this will lose him.
Zach: Yeah this always works in…
Minion charged his shield vaporizing the wall before blowing the two up. Minion looked on a monitor on the hood of the truck saying Klowns-3 Saviors-3.
Brock, Anna, Greg and Bonnie.
Anna: Hey Greg I've got a question to ask you.
Greg: What?
Anna: Will you join my alliance with Jade, Cherrie, and Zakk.
Greg: Sure whatever I don't care.
Brock: Why did you ask him in front us.
Anna: Because your not on our team..
Minion charged at the four from the back he had fired a laser causing Bonnie to crash into a pole.
As Brock charged to use his Power Surge to short out his shield but found that his shield didn't phase out.
Brock: What but…
The Crazy 8 exploded as the shield hit it.
Greg: Note to self shield equals explosion.
Greg launched his spiked balls at the shield causing it to flicker a little. Minion launched his long ranged flame thrower to take him out. He fired missiles at Anna she was able to dodge them.
Anna: Just have to activate the Super Nova *she started to think about Zakk and Takbir* THAT IS IT!
She activated the Super Nova, all of the missiles, and bullets his shield then deactivated from all of the things launched at it. Minion then fired his missiles at her destroying her, Minion hit his shield generator to try to get working again with no luck.
Minion: I can kill the rest without my shield!
Jill, Cherrie and Fumiko.
Jill: So were the odd bunch aren't we?
Fumiko: Yeah I wiwh Bwidgette waw hewe.
Cherrie: Okay all we need to do is not die.
Minion came from out of no where cut the unsuspecting Fumiko in half. Jill quickly made a Molotov cocktail and threw it at Minion doing some damage while Cherrie had launched a Soul Shadow on him. As he scowled Minion fired his flame thrower burning the two. Minion looked t the monitor Klowns- 6 Saviors- 7.
Minion: All you need to do is defeat these slimes and Calypso will be easy one step closer to where he belongs.
Needles, Jade and Sapphire.
Needles: Check around every inch he could be anywhere.
Sapphire: Yeah like I'd listen to you after every time you've tried to kill me.
Needles: Look I'm the only person here to fight Minion's f***ing tanker truck so it would be wise to listen to me.
Sapphire fired a missile Needles causing him to throw his Napalm cones at her destroying her, Jade tried to fire some missiles at but Needles dodged and launched another napalm cone to destroy Jade.
Needles: Well that backfired a bit at least I didn't di…
Needles was interrupted by Minion who drove at full speed had his spikes impale the Sweet Tooth destroying it.
Needles: S***.
With Aphrodite, Bridgette, Grady and Sapphire.
Grady: Okay let the best team win.
Sapphire: Your going to die.
Grady: Probably.
Bridgette: Come on Grady I'm sure you'll be fine…next challenge.
Grady: Okay if you say…
Before Grady could finish that sentence the Firestarter like the Sweet Tooth was impaled in the side.
Grady: I'M STILL ALIVVVVEEEEE HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!
Minion points the laser cannon at Grady.
Grady: I can never win.
And he blew up Minion then fired the laser at Aphrodite cutting her in two.
Sapphire: Bridgette just launch everything you have at the tanker part not the hood the tanker.
Bridgette: Okay.
After taking his eyes off of the exploding Grady all Minion could see coming at him was a mixture of missiles, bullets and bomb dummies flying at him as Minion braced himself for an explosion he found that it did not happen.
Bridgette: New plan I distract him and you jump on the tanker part.
Sapphire: Okay sure.
Bridgette: Here it goes … HEY MINION YOU SUCK!
Minion: WHY YOU LITTLE TWAT!
As Minion started to chase Bridgette ,Sapphire was able to sneak around him and activate the Leap to cause the tanker to blow up.
As it was blowing up Minion: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMNNNNN!
Chris: And it's over in the most unlikely outcome yet the Saviors beat Minion!
Calypso: Why aren't you screaming.
Chris: I don't know? Anyways Klowns cast your votes because someone's getting the boot.
With the Klowns.
Zach, Bonnie, Ash, Aphrodite, Snow, and Needles.
Snow: So who should we vote off.
Zach: Definitely Grady I've still got that grudge against it.
Aphrodite seductively: I'd hate to vote out a good looking guy but if it means to be in your company I'll allow it.
Zach: Well uh okay with the uh.
Bonnie: Hey Zach remember who your girlfriend is.
Brock, Grady and Jill.
Jill: Well obviously Grady there going to vote you out.
Grady: Why?
Brock: Well you've killed Mayline and Nanando, pissed off Ash, caused us to lose three times and Needles just doesn't like you.
Grady not looking at either of them: Okay who do we vote out. Zach?
Jill: No Zach is at his a-game to try to eliminate you so we vote out Bonnie.
Brock: Yeah Zach will either be super pissed at us or an emotional wreck.
Confession Cam
Snow: Well Grady as much as I'd hate to vote anyone.
Needles: Grady he's the weakest link.
Jill: Well I have to vote with the two hot gay guys so Bonnie.
Ash: The twat Grady.
Zach: It has to be Grady.
Bonnie: Zach told me to vote Grady.
Aphrodite: Huh Grady.
Brock: Bonnie.
Grady: Bonnie I'm going to die.
Chris: First is Needles.
Calypso: Snow and Brock.
Chris: Aphrodite and Jill.
Calypso: Ash.
Zach: Hey Grady your dead.
Chris: And finally Zach.
Zach: WHAT!
Calypso: That's right Bonnie and Grady it's time for a death match.
Zach: Hey Bonnie good luck.
Brock: Yeah Grady you too.
Bonnie and Zach started to make out while Brock violently started to kiss Grady again.
Needles: I don't know which of these couples I'm going to have a harder time getting used too.
So how did you like it this the return of Minion/kind of not really Christmas special this chapter came late because of personal problems in my life that were sorted out. So the Dragon 1000 and Tornography I need you to answer the usual questions
Do you think you'll win
What do you think of your opponent
What will you to the others if you win.
And all people vote who should win in the death match.