In the words of Freaknik "I'mmm BAAAAAACCCCKKKK"!

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Twisted Metal the Saviors won after Sapphire and Bridgette teamed up to beat Minion. So Bonnie and Grady found themselves as the bottom two with Grady winning another death match and sending Zach into an emotional crisis. Duncan and Auger found someone had started to steal the car parts, Brock and Grady formed a relationship, Sapphire and Alex had a awkward moment and Greg joined Cherrie's alliance. This time we have a little twist for the contestants. What is our surprise, who will be the next gone and will Sapphire and Alex have an awkward romance find out now on TOTAL DRAMA …

Calypso: TWISTED METAL HAHAHAHAHA!

(Intro)

Cherrie with Greg, Zakk, Jade and Anna.

Zakk: So Sapphire has an alliance with Alex and Claire.

Cherrie: Yeah I heard about it from Bridgette.

Greg: Whatever as long as there are three of them one of us will always be against one of them.

Anna: The downer strikes again.

Zakk: None of us will lose to them they're the weakest members of the team.

Greg: Look what happened to Takbir.

Cherrie: Just leave it to me I have the perfect plan.

Sapphire with Alex and Claire.

Sapphire: Okay we got lucky last week but we need to step it up.

Alex: We were against a giant truck driven by a demon it was very one sided.

Sapphire: Okay whatever just make sure we don't lose so one of us doesn't go up.

Sapphire began to walk away but she had made sure that Alex had a good view of her backside Alex couldn't look away while Claire looked at Alec with a smile.

Alex: What are you looking at?

Claire: You like Sapphire don't you?

Alex: What no what would make you think that?

Claire: Well you just looked at her ass while she was walking away.

Alex: What…uh…well.

Duncan: GOD F**KIN DAMN IT!

Alex: Thank god for Duncan.

Claire: Duncan what's wrong?

Duncan: Yet again parts have been stolen while I was in the John.

Alex: Do you have an idea who did it?

Duncan: No and Auger won't help!

Auger: Hey if you get fired better for me. I got someone who'll help yah.

Duncan: Who?

Chef Hatchet appeared behind Duncan.

Duncan: Oh not you.

Hatchet: Run around the whole building perimeter that's an order!

Duncan: SIR YES SIR!

Claire: This day keeps getting weirder and weirder.

With Grady, Brock and Jill.

Brock: So what should our alliance do this week Grady?

Grady: There is no alliance you mouthed raped me three times and you took pictures!

Jill: Well it's my thing you know.

Grady: Fine I'm just voting with you to keep my ass safe.

Brock: Well then Grad's.

Confession Cam

Grady: Why are these two clinging to me?

Claire: Alex so likes Sapphire.

Alex: That's a lie.

With Zach, Snow and Aphrodite in the catering area.

Zach sobbing: Why her why Bonnie why couldn't it have been Needles or Ash.

Snow: Don't worry Zach we're here for you.

Aphrodite: I'm sure we can be a suitable replacement.

With Needles and Fumiko also in the catering area.

Needles: Hey Fumiko I've got a secret to tell ya.

Fumiko: What Needwew?

Needles: Bridgette told me that she has a thing for you and she wanted me to say it to ya.

Fumiko: Ow my god weally?

Needles: Yes so go over there and give her a kiss.

Fumiko: Ok.

Bridgette was at a table with Ash.

Bridgette: So what do you like to do.

Ash: Nothing that you'd be interested in.

Needles walked over to Zach.

Needles: Zach wait I think I got something that'll cheer you up.

Zach: What?

Needles: Just watch Bridgette and Fumiko.

Fumiko: Hey uw Bwidgette I need to uw.

Bridgette: Sure Fumiko what do you want *Fumiko began to passionately kiss Bridgette for a minute*

Fumiko: Well Bwidgette did you wike it?

Bridgette could only stand up and walk away slowly from the other drivers.

Fumiko: Bwidgette wat did I do wong.

Zach: Well that did help a little

Needles: I knew it would.

Confession Cam

Needles: That was worth it.

Bridgette just stared wide eyed into the camera

Fumiko: Wat did I do wong?

Ash: That was interesting.

Calypso: Drivers report to the garage now.

In the garage.

Zakk: Alright Calypso what are you throwing at us this time?

Calypso: Well first it'd like to introduce you to a new car 12-Pac. *There was a old beat race car with a 12 on the front* don't worry this car and driver won't be joining the competition the challenge is you have to destroy 12-Pac before it destroys all of you.

Chris: And to make this even better here's it's driver * Auger drags in a crate that is tossing itself around before something breaks out* I give you zombie Ezekiel.

Auger then throws Zombie Zeke into the 12-Pac which then drives through the portal fast.

Auger: What are you waitin' for get him ya dumb s***s!

All of the drivers drove through the portal.

Auger: So where those dumb s***s heading.

Chris: Austin, Texas.

Bridgette, Fumiko and Claire.

Fumiko: Bwidgette I'm sowwy if I did anything wong.

Bridgette: Let's just talk about it later.

Claire: What happened between you two?

Fumiko: Weww I kissed hew.

Before Claire could continue Zeke destroyed her car with a weapon they hadn't seen before a garbage can lid with two missiles it then reflected off the destroyed Spectre hitting both Bridgette and Fumiko.

Back with Chris and Calypso.

Chris: What are those?

Calypso: I have completely forgotten what they are called.

Ash and Grady.

Brock: So uh why'd you join the contest?

Ash: The answer revolves around Blythe.

Brock: So you're supposed to kill him?

Ash: More or less.

Zakk, Alex and Jade.

Zakk: Where would the redneck zombie go.

Alex: Question of the century?

Zakk: Look there are three of us so we should be able to beat him.

After he finished his sentence Zakk was hit by Ash's Death Blast destroying him Alex launched three homing missiles destroying him while Jade hit Brock with the Omni-tazer before he fired seven weak missiles destroying him. Out of no where to missiles that looked red one hit each of them destroying them.

Back with Calypso and Chris.

Calypso: So that's where all the power missiles went.

Chris: So he stole all the scrapped weapons.

Calypso: Yeah.

Needles, Jill and Zach.

Zach: It'd be better if Bonnie was here.

Jill: Now I feel a little guilty.

Needles: If two chicks kissing couldn't cheer him up I don't now what will.

They saw 12-Pac drive by.

Needles: Show time.

As the three followed Zeke they chased him around every corner of the city before he passed by many oil drums.

Zach: He stopped get him.

Zeke shot a single bullet into the drums causing them to explode taking out the three.

Greg, Cherrie, Sapphire and Anna.

Sapphire: Okay follow me and we'll win this.

Greg: No we won't.

Sapphire: Look we just need to…

Before she could finish her sentence two laser destroyed the Grasshoper. Cherrie, Anna and Greg looked to see Aphrodite, Grady and Snow.

Anna: Great to see that you lasted this long Grady.

Grady: I know it amazed me too.

Aphrodite: Focus hottie we need to win this challenge.

As the six charged at each other they all fired their missiles hitting the others as the missiles hit all would fall until one remained.

Grady: Holy Crap I'm THE ONLY ONE LEFT WOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

As Grady looked out of his window he saw a huge target around the Firestarter he looked up and he saw a huge swarm of missiles heading from the sky about to hit him.

Grady: I hate my life.

Chris: AND IT'S OVER ZOMBIE ZEKE BEAT BOTH THE SAVIORS AND THE KILLER KLOWNS THAT WAS UNEXPECTED!

Zakk: So what happens now?

Calypso: A double eviction week that's what at the end of the day two of you will leave.

With the Klowns.

Needles: Who should we vote off.

Brock: I saw Zach he's dead weight since Bonnie left.

Snow: No he's not maybe we should vote out Grady to see how you feel.

Grady: What NO vote out Jill she's the one who told me and Brock to vote her out.

Zach: You are so gone!

Jill: Crap.

With the Saviors.

Cherrie: I think we should vote out Claire or Fumiko they were the first two out.

Zakk: Yeah Claire it will weaken Sapphire's alliance.

Anna: Sounds good it'll give us an edge.

Sapphire: Okay we should vote out Fumiko first out and less of a variable to the vote.

Alex: That's a smart idea.

Sapphire: Shut up.

Klowns vote

Zach: Jill is going to pay.

Snow: Jill she crushed Zach's heart.

Grady: Jill she got me into this.

Brock: Zach he's a jerk.

Ash: Zach this is getting fun.

Needles: Jill bros before hoes.

Aphrodite: Zach chicks before dicks.

Chris: Alright first we've got Grady.

Grady: Thank god.

Calypso: Snow and Needles.

Chris: Ash and Aphrodite.

Calypso: So Zach and Jill get to your cars.

Zach: This is for Bonnie.

Jill: Whatever tool.

Saviors vote

Zakk: Claire cutting off a leg.

Sapphire: Fumi-dumb s***.

Alex: Fumiko it's what Sapphire wants.

Cherrie: Claire bye bye.

Anna: Claire strategy only.

Claire: Fumiko it's strictly business.

Jade had Fumiko written on a piece of paper.

Bridgette: Sapphire.

Greg: Whatever Claire.

Fumiko: I vote for Wapphiwe.

Chris: Here we go Alex.

Calypso: Cherrie and Anna.

Chris: Zakk and Bridgette.

Calypso: Greg the downer and Jade the silent.

Chris: AAAAAAANNNNDDDD Sapphire.

Fumiko and Claire looked at each other.

Calypso: Surprisingly it's you two.

Fumiko: Wook Bwidgette if I did anything wong I'm wowwy.

As Bridgette was about to respond she kissed Fumiko very passionately. Needles walked by at this very time.

Chris: This is getting awesome.

Needles: I thought you were Straight.

Bridgette: Bisexual actually.

Zakk: This makes up for the s***ty day.

Okay sorry this chapter took so long writing three story at the same time usually takes a lot out of a guy so the four authors who's characters are nominated your going to need to answer the usual questions

Do you think you'll win

What do you think of your opponent

What will you to the others if you win.

Alright so vote who should win in these two death matches and tell me what you think of the chapter.