Chris: Last time on Total Drama Twisted Metal after both teams failed miserably to destroy Zombie Zeke in the 12pac we made it a double eviction week. Jill and Claire ended up getting the boot meaning the girl to guy ratios gone way down. Two more couples formed in Bridgette and Fumiko called by critics as Bridgiko and Alex and Sapphire respectably called Alexhire. And Auger and Chef Hatchet are forcing Duncan to find the car parts. Will more couples form (shows Jade, Anna, Zakk and Cherrie), what will the challenge be this week, will I fire Duncan if he doesn't find the car parts and who will be the sixteenth gone in Total Drama…

Calypso: TWISTED METAL HAHHAHAHAHAHAA!

(Intro)

All drivers were in the cafeteria dead silent no one saying anything to anyone except Fumiko and Bridgette who were making out.

Confession Cam

Snow: It was as if there was an evil aura in the room.

Ash: It seemed as if everyone was thinking of what would happen next.

Zakk: During this challenge everyone will be extra tense except me, Jade, Ash and maybe Needles but I've got a little surprise for Ash.

Cherrie: Claire is gone no one is talking it's going right with my plan.

Grady: If we lose I'm sure I'm out next but against who please not Brock he's really warming up on me.

Anna: I think no ones talking because either Claire or Jill started the conversations so I thought of something.

Anna: What are you going to wish for ?

Needles: What?

Anna: If any of you win what would you wish for.

Alex: Revenge and to be a freeman you don't need to know anything else.

Zakk: Vengeance.

Ash: You don't need to know this for now.

Cherrie: To know what my mother was like.

Sapphire: I want money.

Greg: More?

Snow: To be a famous poet.

Grady: To get my acting career back on track.

Jade: Rebuilding my hometown.

Anna: Mine is to be the ultimate star.

Aphrodite: Love.

Brock: That my dad wasn't a homophobe.

Greg: To be a rockstar.

Sapphire: Really the downer wants to be a rockstar really?

Zach: To steal from Fort Knox.

Needles: That's really ballsy my friend.

Fumiko: I don't with Bwidgette my wiwh came twue.

Anna: Bridgette, Needles what are your wishes.

Bridgette: I'll keep that to myself.

Needles: You'll get a kick out of it.

Confession Cam.

Cherrie: Why would she ask that?

Sapphire: I put her up to this contestants will now judge each other on wishes as long as it keeps me and my Alex safe. *blushes* Did I say my Alex?

Anna: Hope my alliance doesn't find out Sapphire told me to do it.

Bridgette: So Ash, Needles and I didn't tell our wishes that puts a big target on our backs.

Grady: Some people obviously have more selfish wishes then others.

The group separated into separate groups and started to talk about a few things. With Cherrie and her alliance they were questioning Anna about her question.

Cherrie: Why'd you ask that Anna?

Anna: I just…felt like asking it.

Zakk: Are you telling us the truth because we could vote you out if you're lying.

Anna: I'm not lying!

Greg: She's lying.

Zakk: How do you know?

Greg: She's not making eye contact with anyone.

Anna: Okay Sapphire told me to ask everyone.

Cherrie: You know that this is some kind of plan to keep herself and her boyfriend in the game.

Anna: Yeah but it could benefit us too.

Zakk: How exactly?

Jade: Her wish was trivial while all of our except for Anna and Greg's were to help people as well Ash, Bridgette and Needles spoke nothing of their wishes that will also help lead to the elimination of three strong competitors.

Zakk: You really thought this out didn't you.

Jade: Hey I don't zone out when I don't talk.

Anna *blushes*: Thanks for defending me.

Jade: Just helping out my only friend.

Anna: *thinking*: Only friend?

Zakk: Ow that hurt man.

With Sapphire and Alex.

Sapphire: Who do you want to get revenge against honey?

Alex: Five guys who…want did you just call me "honey"?

Sapphire then pecks him on the lips before embracing him in a hug.

Sapphire: Yes as a matter of fact I did honey.

Needles *laughing*: Looks like the weakest links have found their only company each other.

Sapphire then proceeds to flip Needles the bird as he walks away.

With Zach, Grady and Brock.

Grady: Look man it's not me fault I eliminated Bonnie it was Jill he had talked me and Brock into it due to the fact it would hurt you.

Zach *in anger*: Yeah it hurt me a lot!

Brock: Look the reason why we came over here is to ask for an alliance, think about the three of us no one on the Klowns would expect it.

Zach: Sure I'll take you up on that.

Brock: Oh thank you it's great that you forgave us. *He then starts to furiously kiss Grady again*

Confession Cam.

Brock: We're going to rule the Klowns first Needles, then Ash, followed by Snow and Aphrodite we will make it to the final ten.

Grady: Why does he feel the need to mouth rape me everyday?

Zach: I'm not going to vote with them I'll get the others to vote one of them out to see how they like it.

With Aphrodite and Snow.

Snow: Hey Aphrodite we should talk.

Aphrodite *sarcastically*: What is it I have things to do and people to screw.

Snow: Look out of everyone we get the least screen time. *looks at the camera* but anyway I've noticed a trend.

Aphrodite*curiously*: Go on.

Snow: Females seem to be dropping like flies this season. I mean look at the eliminations four girls out and only two guys at this rate you and I will be next.

Aphrodite: So what should we do?

Snow: Right now we have two votes out of seven if we vote with someone like Ash or Needles we'll keep them in for keeping us in.

Aphrodite turned around to see Ash right behind her this scared her a little as she then proceeded to jump back about two feet.

Aphrodite *breathing heavily holding her heart*: Jesus…how long were you there.

Ash: Long enough screwer of people and sire of sweet. As you might have seen I have a little something against Zakk Blythe, me proposition to you if the three of us make it to the merge you vote out Blythe every week until one day. *makes throat slicing motion*

Aphrodite: Okay deal.

Snow: Fine as long as we can stay in.

With Bridgette and Fumiko.

The two had gotten back to passionately making out until Bridgette suddenly stopped the kiss.

Fumiko: Why'd you wop Bwidgette.

Bridgette: This is a little something for strategy my Asian Butterfly. In TDA you remember that Geoff and I were eliminated first because the two of us were constantly making out.

Fumiko: Yeah?

Bridgette: We should make out at the most twice a day and not during important situations like voting or match rules.

Fumiko: I agwee but that doew'nt mean I have to wike it!

As the two had finished talking Duncan had suddenly fallen from the ceiling landing on a table, while Chef Hatchet was laughing his ass off.

Duncan: They aren't on the roof old man! Stop laughing it wasn't funny you f***!

Chef: You obviously don't like slapstick punk.

Auger*shouting from the distance*: It was hilarious me!

Calypso: Driver report to the garage now.

Later in the garage.

Chris: Alright this week the challenge this week isn't a team deathmatch since someone had to be a dick and get new weapons *glares at Zach* the cars are being modified to hold these new weapons so for the next three weeks the challenges are races and on foot.

Calypso: And the fandom rejoiced.

Snow: Wait isn't the point of this contest to be in cars why is there one on foot?

Calypso: Because of shut up.

Chris: Who are you anyway?

Snow: I'm Snow Luna I've been here the whole time I just haven't gotten enough screen time! *glares at camera*

Chris: This challenge you'll be racing where else but Beijing, China where we set up a portal near the Temple Of Heaven.

Calypso: Alright now go drive and win this race before I kick you all off the game.

The drivers all started to drive through the portal as the sixteen of them found themselves driving in the crowded streets of Beijing, Zach using the Twister's speed immediately took the lead, he was then closely followed by Zakk, Alex, Cherrie and Bridgette. Jade, Anna, Aphrodite and Snow while going slightly slower were gaining speed fast while. Sapphire chose to use her cars natural ability so she just started to jump from rooftop to rooftop quickly catching up, others such as Needles, Ash, Greg and Fumiko chose the root of smashing through the buildings to make up for their lack of speed however Grady and Brock had a problem their cars wouldn't start no matter how hard they tried to get them to move.

Brock: Hey, my car isn't starting what the he**!

Grady: Sorry guys I'm out too only five of you left.

Grady and Brock's cars were teleported back to the garage the two were obviously discontent with this.

Brock: Crap why didn't they work.

Confession Cam.

Zach *was holding up the spark plugs of their car*: Ain't I a stinker.

Ash and Needles were bashing through buildings upon seeing Sapphire jump from roof to roof the two had a very menacing idea, the two then chose to ram through the buildings Sapphire would be jumping on leaving no where for her to jump leaving her only on one building before leaving only one up.

Sapphire: God damn you two!

Ash: He already has.

Needles: Same here.

The two then knocked down the foundations of that building knocking it down and taking the Grasshoper down with it. Before however it hit the ground to be crushed by ruble it had been teleported back to the garage, the two attackers however forgot the fact that they were under the same building Ash was able to escape the falling ruble however Needles wasn't so lucky getting crushed by the ruble but teleporting out before it was too late. Fumiko tried to ram Ash off the road into the passing buildings she underestimated the power of the Darkside as with one bump he knocked her off the road into a passing school knocking her head into the metal frame of the Mr. Slam she was teleported out immediately. Greg responded by trying to ram him into the same school put however Ash saw him coming and reversed then rammed into his car destroying it. Zach was still in the lead being followed closely by the Saviors.

Zakk: He's f***king fast!

Alex: I can be faster.

The Mr. Grimm sped up it quickly caught up with the Twister while Roadkill, Raven and Brimstone still remained close behind. As the five came up to a tight corner Zach, Alex, Zakk and Cherrie could easily make this turn however since in a Hearse Bridgette found herself colliding with a building wrecking the side of her car causing her to teleport back to the garage. Meanwhile Snow, Aphrodite, Anna and Jade were all neck in neck trying to check up to the fast four however something no one excepted happened next as the four were racing a line of spikes appeared popping all of their tires. As these four tried to figure out what had just happened a barricade of Chinese police forces appeared both behind and in front of the four.

Police Commander:*Translated* You four have caused massive destruction to our city you think we would the Twisted Metal games go unnoticed you four are now sentenced to life in prison step out of the vehicles or we will use lethal force.

Snow: What did he say?

Jade: Basically if we don't surrender it's life or brains splattered on street.

As the four were transported back to the garage by Calypso and Chris, the Commander went berserk jumping up and down, throwing his hat on the ground and punching the car before finally picking up a phone.

Police Commander:*Translated* Contact General Campbell tell him now it is the time for Operation: Warhawk to be reactivated.

Ash was now bashing through buildings again his radar told him if he would be up to the point of the other four in a few more buildings he knew they would win this he would get his man. The Saviors were still on Zach's tail the chase had gone near the Changyang River the three formed a formation Cherrie on the right, Alex on the back and Zakk on the left each took turns ramming Zach throwing off his driving skills however Zakk rammed Zach a little too hard one time as it sent Zach into Cherrie who then fell into the Changyang the Raven quickly sank into the water causing Cherrie to teleport into the garage.

Zakk*sarcastically*: Nothing could go wrong now.

As if by faith itself Ash then broke through a building crashing into Alex causing him to fall off his bike violently causing him to teleport back to the garage leaving Zakk by himself against the two Klowns.

Ash: Give up Blythe I've eliminated you in all other challenges you don't stand a chance now.

Zakk: Well then I didn't have some rusty nails.

Ash: Rusty Nails?

Zakk opened his window throwing out the rusty nails which caused his car to stop flip over and crash into the Changyang.

Ash: F*** YOU BLYTHE!

It was now between Zakk and Zach the two were neck and neck as they were in the remaining stretch of The Temple Of Heaven, Zach's speed helped him get ahead of Zakk where he then started to brag.

Zach: I'm going to win this nothing can ruin this moment now not ever!

As if by faith Zach completely missed the entrance to the portal crashing instead into the building on the side destroying his car. Zakk then drove into the portal getting victory for the Saviors.

Chris: AND IT'S OVER ZAKK PULLS OFF A ROCKY III AND WINS IT THE KLOWNS GET TO HAVE ONE GO AGAIN!

Calypso: Klowns it's your turn on the chopping block again.

Sapphire with Alex.

Sapphire: Are you alright you took a big hit?

Alex: I'm fine as long as I have you here.

Sapphire then proceeded to kiss Alex on the lips.

Jade with Anna.

Anna*sarcastic*: Well now we're wanted in China this is just great.

Jade: Not that bad actually we'd make it through.

Anna: Yeah maybe. *blushes*

Zakk with Cherrie.

Cherrie: Hey Zakk you were great today *hugs him* thank you.

Zakk: Thanks I got to humiliate Ash that's a win.*notices her cleavage* uhh thank you I got to go talk to Jade. *thinking* Don't forget about your old girlfriend Zakk the whole reason you entered stick to the plan.

With Klowns more specifically Snow, Aphrodite and Ash.

Snow: Who do we vote out guys?

Ash: Well it's obvious we vote out…

Zach: Brock he was eliminated first we could've won with him in the race.

Aphrodite: Hot stuff makes a good point.

Ash: Great he took over the vote.

With Brock and Grady.

Brock: Where is Zach man?

Grady: I don't know?

Zach *arrives*: Sorry I'm late we should vote Needles fierce competitor it would benefit us.

Brock: Sure that was a good chose.

Grady: Thanks for giving up the hate.

Confession Cam.

Zach: Brock see how it feels Grady.

Snow: Brock strictly business.

Aphrodite: Brock can't do much with a gay.

Ash: The twat Brock.

Needles: Zach he screwed us.

Grady: Needles he scares me.

Brock: Needles fierce competition in this game.

Chris: Let's see Grady then Snow.

Calypso: Aphrodite and Ash.

Chris: AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDD Zach.

Calypso: Needles and Brock get ready for a race.

Brock: Got luck man.

Needles takes out a knife and licks it.

Brock: I'm going to die.

A New Challenge type praise the heavens. Romances and Alliances galore formed in this chapter. So GwendolynD time to answer the usual questions …now.

Do you think you'll win

What do you think of your opponent

What will you to the others if you win.

So now vote who will win Brock or the Psycho in this race.