OH MY DDFDSFSFFGILODPPW GOSH I HAVE SO MANY REVEIWS! You guys ROCK! I'm so touched, it hurts. *clutches heart* The next few chapters are kinda expressing the every day activities that go on in Max's life with the others now that she works at the café. And after those next few chapters, THE PLOT starts. Look forward to it!

Oh yea, and I have my special guest that I kidna- I mean, talked into coming here and here they are! *Pulls bag off their head*

?: ….

Me: Come on, don't be shy.

?: …

Me: No bacon for you!

Iggy: HI.

Me: Aaww, good boy *Pats his head* Well, yes folks, I stol- brought Iggy with me today because I haven't done the disclaimer for the past four chapters, so now he's gonna to for me. Go on, now.

Iggy: Meh.

Me: SAY. IT.

Iggy: FINE! Kay does not own Maximum Ride because if she did I would be the main character. Geez, this is a stupid script.

Me: Shut up. Anyway, on to the story!

*C.M*

Three Weeks Later

A tired waitress sighed, slumping down in a nearby chair. She had only been working here for a few weeks, and could barley stand due to fatigue. How the others had done it for years couldn't get through to her head; it seemed utterly impossible. The blonde glanced every direction before sighing contently, happily closing her eyes; no one was around. Peace at last….

"Oh my gosh! Max! MAX!"

Max groaned in annoyance, turning to face Nudge, wanting to give her something to say 'Oh my Gosh' about. But before her lips had even parted, the pre-teen was already launched in mid conversation.

"-and so Tess is coming to check on the café soon! Iggy, Angel, and Gazzy will be soooo happy to see their sister after two months! I'll be happy too though, because Tess is so pretty and tan. Hey, that could be a tongue twister! Tan as Tess. Tan as Tess. I wish I was tan; oh wait I am! Gazzy's really pale, so he could use some sun and- hey, where's Gazzy anyway? Gazzy? GAZZY!"

All in one breathe; it never ceased to amaze Max. She hadn't realized everyone, save Gazzy, had gathered around them during Nudge's rambling, and were all giving her these 'looks'. Suddenly offended, Max started protesting. "I did nothing!" She snapped, and crossed her arms, trying to look defiant.

Everyone sighed; once you got to know Max, she was a real menace. Don't get them wrong, they loved her like a sister. But sometimes she could be…. difficult. They had also learned not to say that to her face, or you'd get a broken arm. Gazzy, sadly, had learned the hard way. The boy and blonde newcomer were on bad terms, and if something happened to Gazzy, they all pointed their fingers at her.

They all started when they heard muffled shouts and sounds coming from inside the kitchen pantry. Not missing a beat, Angel glided over to the door and opened it.

And there was Gazzy, completing wrapped in toilet paper.

*C.M*

"What?" Max said, exasperated. "He was pissing me off!"

"That doesn't mean you stuff bread in his mouth, dunk him in the toilet, wrap him in toilet paper, and lock him in the pantry! That's unsanitary."

Max was currently having a fight with Fang about the incident that occurred earlier. "But he embarrassed me when I was talking to this guy! It was totally uncalled for!" The blonde waitress hadn't realized that Iggy had walked in with Angel, and blushed at the blind teen's next comment. "The great and mighty Max likes guys? I didn't know you had it in you." Suddenly frustrated, she snapped. "Weren't you going somewhere?"

Iggy smirked, unfazed. "Actually yes, we were about to leave." But Iggy's actions went against his statement, as he hadn't budged from where he was standing.

"Max, listen to me!" Oops, she had totally forgotten that she was in an argument with Fang. Huffing in defeat, she resumed their bickering. "Uh huh."

"Don't you 'uh huh' me! Why not use duck tape? Why TOILET PAPER?"

"Butt paper."

"Huh?"

Both teens turned to face Iggy, who was leaning back against the wall. Angel wasn't in sight; the sixteen year old must have shooed her off to her room. He repeated what he said, directing it at Fang, as if correcting him. "Butt paper. That's what it's called. Don't you listen to the news or something? Toilet paper was last year's name for it. Get with the program, old man."

"…"

"…Whatever." Max finally managed to huff. She was a bit caught off guard by Iggy's speaking, but still ticked off with Gazzy and Fang none the less. She turned on her heel, and stalked towards the direction of her room. Fang copied, taking the other route to his room, the opposite of the feisty blonde.

Iggy listened to their footsteps get quieter, and waited till Max was at her bedroom door to call after her. "The news starts at eight in the morning. There should be a whole section on-"

"I'M NOT WATCHING IT."

As the door slammed shut, Iggy began to walk to his room, laughing hysterically. "Butt paper." He repeated, and laughed even harder. "Yeah, I'm so sure. Fang's soooo gonna try to watch it." His cackle echoed all across the café.

Only God knows what goes on in that boy's head.

Sorry if that wasn't funny. I got the idea from Looney Tunes. And to be honest, I don' think this is funny. Just random. -_-But that's also what this fic is about, ne? I forgot to mention my computer crashed, which is why I took so long to update. Also, I just came back from my volunteer job, and I AM EXHAUSTED. Please, if you have any pity, review.

Iggy: They're not going to

Me: SHUT, UP.

Iggy: Yes ma'am.

Me: Uh huh

REVIEW PLEASE!