Camp Revenge Season 2

Camp Revenge Season 2

Chapter 18: "My Little Bank Robbers"

Usualy when you think of bank robbers, you think of bad people with black ski masks on. Well I bet you didn't know that they could be innocent little children, did you?

Mitchie returned with a frosted, devil's food cake, bunt cake. She set it down on the table along with forks, napkins, and plates. She cut pieces off for Lukas, Cassie, and Kayla and then covered the cake up. "If you want any more cake, just ask Shane and he'll get you some," she glared at me. "You better not eat any," She turned to the little kids. "Whatever you do, don't let Shane trick you into letting you eat some of this cake, ok?"

Kayla nodded. "Don't worry, Mitchie. We won't!"

Once Mitchie was gone, I got up from the table and got a plate. I put all the remaining cake on the plate and then covered it up with the tin foil. I put it in my suitcase.

Kayla turned to me. "Mitchie said you can't have any,"

I reached for my wallet. "Don't say anything and I'll," I pulled out a fifty, "I'll give you each a fifty, ok?"

Cassie and Kayla turned to me. "We promise," they both said.

I laughed and gave them both a fifty. They put the money in their pockets. "Now sneak into the kitchen and grab all the chips you can, ok?"

They both nodded and ran off, giggling.

Lukas turned to me. "You're a liar, liar, pants on fire,"

I handed him a twenty. "But we aren't going to say anything, are we?"

He smiled and shook his head. "No way!" He put the money in his pocket. I smiled. Lukas continued colouring and then he handed me a picture. "I made this for you, Shane," he said.

I took the picture and put it with the rest of the pictures.

Kayla and Cassie ran back into the cabin, giggling. They handed me the bag of chips. "Lays… Fritos… You did good," I told them and gave them each a five. I tried to put the chips in the suitcase, but there wasn't any more room so I took the chips, cookies, and the cake into the bathroom and put them in the bathtub, closing the shower curtain.

Jason, Nate, and Mitchie came into the cabin. Mitchie took the empty plate from the table. "Wow! You guys have a big appetite! You didn't give any to Shane did you?"

Kayla shook her head. "No way. You said he couldn't have any so we made sure he didn't take any!"

She smiled. "You guys are so great," she left with the plate.

Jason and Nate went over to me. "Hungry," I said.

Nate turned to me. "What do you want? A salad? Cause that's all you're allowed to get – Brownie's rules,"
I shrugged. "Sure. With ranch dressing, please," Ha ha, what they don't know is I have my little stash of goodies!

Nate looked confused. "Did you just actually ask for a salad? As in something healthy?"

I nodded. "Yes. Now go get me a damn salad,"

He set off and then Jason's kids went over to the birdhouses they made. They all handed them to him. Jason smiled and took the birdhouses. "Thanks guys! I love you all!" He went into the yard and hung them up on the trees.

Kayla and Cassie turned to me. "Can we have more money?" she asked.

I shrugged and handed them each a penny. They smiled and put the pennies in their pockets. They both handed me more pictures. I thanked them and hung them up on my wall with the other pictures.

Nate handed me a salad. "Here. One diabolical, leafy, pile of crap," he said. I took the fork and took a bite out of it. He gave me a weird look. "Since when do you voluntarily eat healthy things?"

I shrugged. "What else am I gonna eat?" I asked.

"Good point," Nate said.

Jason eyed my salad. "Ew," he said, turning away.

Uncle Brown came into the cabin. "Alright guys! I hope you had fun today! Time to go home now!"

"NOOOOO!" Kayla and Cassie screamed. They both started crying.

Uncle Brown came over to them. "It's ok – you're gonna come back tomorrow," He turned to me.

I shrugged. "They must really like me or something," I laughed.

He smiled. "I don't know what you did, but good job,"

See? I just got rewarded for manipulating kids into stealing food for me and bribing them with money.

The two girls hugged me. "We don't want to go! We love Shane!" Kayla cried.

I shrugged. "I'm a very loveable person," I lied and hugged them back. "It's ok guys. I'll see you tomorrow, ok?"

Kayla smiled. "Shane, you rock!"

"I love you, Shane!" Cassie smiled.

Uncle Brown took them back to the bus. Well those two just left about two hundred dollars richer.

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The next day when the busses arrived, Cassie and Kayla were the first to get off and they ran into my cabin, giving me a hug. "SHANE!" they both exclaimed.

I laughed. "Hey Cassie, hey Kayla,"

Mitchie walked over to me. "Wow, they really love you,"

Kayla turned to her. "Yes, Mitchie, that's because Shane is a fluffy teddy bear!"

I laughed. "Fluffy teddy bear, eh?"

She nodded. "Yes! We love our fluffy teddy bear!" she hugged me. "Will you sing me a song, Shane?"

"Oh, I don't know…" I trailed off.

"PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?!" They begged.

I sighed. "Fine. Go get Jason and Nate,"

"YAY!" they squealed and set off.

Mitchie came over to me. "Wow. I didn't know you were so good with little kids!"

I shrugged. "I'm a fluffy teddy bear, remember?"

Lukas, Bernard, Maddie, Izzy, Amelia, and Claire came into the cabin with Uncle Brown. Lukas went over to Mitchie. Mitchie smiled. "Hey buddy! What do you want to do today?"

He walked over to me. "I want to hang out with Shane today,"

I couldn't help but to smile. Lukas hopped on my bed and sat next to me.

Mitchie's jaw dropped. "I can't believe it…" she muttered.

I smirked and shrugged.

Bernard, Claire, Maddie, Izzy, and Amelia came over and sat on the bed too.

"So what are we gonna sing today, children?" I asked in a cheerful little kid voice.

See? My little bank robbers...