Me: Hey!
Iggy: …..
Me: Well as you can see, I still have mister grumpy. Though considering he's handcu- SITTING in a chair right now, he's probably not going anywhere.
Iggy: SITTING? YOU TACKLED ME THEN STUFFED BACON IN MY MOUTH SO I WOULD BE OCCUPIED WHILE YOU-
Me: *hisses* SHUT. UP. Do you want me to get arrested?
Iggy: Yes.
Me: You have no heart *faints*
Anyway, this is another random moment as the team gets ready for Tess' arrival. But of course, something has to go wrong….
Iggy: They're going to hate it
Me: DISCLAIMER. NOW.
Iggy: SHE DOESN'T OWN MAXIMUM RIDE. Now stop pinching me.
Me: No.
Enjoy!
*C.M*
"HURRY UP GAZZY! GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!"
Everyone was getting ready for Tess' arrival; Iggy instructed all of them to be as gentleman/lady like as they could. He wanted to prove to his sister that the café was not the same as it was two months ago (Utterly CHAOTIC), so the team had to be on their best behavior. But bellowing down the hallway at someone to get their ass off the toilet isn't very ladylike now is it? Max tried again, this time louder, if possible. She was answered by a muffled yet annoyed shout of, "I'M COMING." and then the flush of the toilet.
Satisfied and not disturbed at all, the newest waitress went over to Nudge to get her costume for the week's theme. A bundle of fabric was shoved into her arms, and she stared at it skeptically. "What is this?" Max said, eyeing Nudge. It looked really… foreign. But before Nudge could answer, Angel butted in, wearing an identical costume to the one in Max's arms. "It's a gypsy costume. And before you ask why, it's because Tess has been out of the state for EVER and she now likes foreign things. So, were trying to be nice and welcoming. Now, go change."
Max didn't protest for some reason, because there was nothing more normal then a ten year old girl bossing around an almost-adult right?
Wrong. Definitely wrong.
*C.M*
The group stood in a straight line, from shortest to tallest. Max was disgruntled that Nudge was taller than her, and that she had to stand next to Gazzy. Wasn't she lucky. The waitress tapped her foot impatiently, and the itching cloth rubbing against her skin wasn't making it better. Where was this Tess girl?
The blonde jerked back as two hands were placed in front of her face. One hand was sitting on top of the other, and both thumbs were motioning forward at a different pace/speed. She proceeded to gaze at it until the Gasman's annoying voice snapped her out of it. "Awkward turtle….."
"WHAT." Max turned to face Gazzy, feeling dismay about how Gazzy, a twelve year old, was almost eye level with her. She was even more upset when Gazzy started snorting with laughter. Still, it made her annoyed none the less; she got irritated very easily. "Awkward turtle. Everyone's heard of it. Some kind of trend. What, did you live under a rock for the past five years?" Only one, Max thought, and subconsciously slapped her hand over her mouth; literally. Her reaction was so fast she actually smacked herself. Everyone was giving her these weird stares, and she managed to shrug them off by glaring at them. She hadn't even said it out loud and was freaked out. That was too close. What if she had said that aloud? Take a deep breath, The blonde ordered herself, and then complied. Almost calm. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in….
"Awkward turtle~."
"SHUT UP!"
Max smacked him on the head, and Gazzy glared at her, stomping on her foot. She punched his arm, he kicked her shin. Push, shove. Kick, punch. Soon it was a full blown fight, and nothing could stop it. Angel was crying, because a vase had almost taken off her face. Nudge shrieked every time a thing got close to her, as she had already been whacked in the face by one of the couch's pillows from the foyer. Fang was tried to stop the fight, resulting to him being sprawled out on the floor after taking a round house kick to the gut. And Iggy just stood there, looking grim; but Max could tell from the few glimpses that she got of him that he was TOTALLY freaking out on the inside. Everyone was shrieking, crying, or beating the crap out of someone else. Their outfits were long ruined, but nobody noticed as they were far too caught up in the chaos.
But they had become aware of the door bell chime and someone's footsteps. Everyone froze and Max looked up to see a Hispanic girl with long dark hair that was about 5"10'. Obviously trying to look professional, she held a clipboard with paper and a pen in her hands. She had a look on her face that Max couldn't describe; if anything, it was distaste. But she was smiling. Her voice came out cheery and friendly, not the slightest bit false.
"Well, brother dear, it seems I've proved you wrong again. Be lucky I'm you're manager or you'd be out of business." She didn't seemed fazed at all by the destruction, and took Max's bruised hand in hers, shaking it. "You must be Max. I'm Tess Griffith. It's such an honor to meet you in person! Tell me, do you like working here?" Surprised at the sudden change in atmosphere, the blonde could only nod dumbly. Tess clapped her hands together, and then wrote something down on her clipboard. "Good. Well, Iggy, it looks like you lost our bet again. Better luck next time. So when I come back in a few months you'd better be wearing a bunny suit. Bye everyone!"
And then she was gone. Everyone stared stupidly after her. It had happened so fast, they didn't know what hit them. Though it would be amusing to see Iggy in a bunny costume, they got another bad grade on Tess' clipboard AGAIN.
All because of a stupid turtle.
And that, my friends, was chapter six.
Iggy: Meh.
Fang: PSST, IGGY!
Iggy: *turns* FANG! HOLY JESUS-
Fang: Shut up! She'll hear you.
Me: Hear what?
Fang and Iggy: OMG WOMAN!
Me: Haha, I knew you were there the whole time. Now….
*pulls out handcuffs*
Tell the readers to review.
Fang: No way!
Me: Suit yourself. Come here, little birdie~
Fang: OKAY! Please review if you have any pity oh dear god HOLY SHI-
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