Camp Revenge Season 2

Camp Revenge Season 2

Chapter 20: "Freedom

So I'm free. I can run away if I want. I can go jump in the lake (not that I would want to.) I can go pee in a river. I can… basically I can do whatever the hell I want, you get the picture.

Mitchie came up to me. "The wedding's in three days! I'm so excited!"

I nodded. "Me too. I bet Prince and Princess are, too," I looked over at our dogs who were sleeping together on Princess's bed. I smiled.

"We got to go pass out the invites," Mitchie said taking out the invited from her purse.

"Let's pass them out at dinner," I told her, closing my laptop and putting it under my bed – that way no one touches it, because what kind of a crazy person goes under a bed?

She smiled. "Sounds perfect," she handed me half of them. "You pass the invites out to the left side of the room and I'll pass them out on the right,"

I shrugged. "Sounds like a plan! Let's bring the groom and groom, too,"

Mitchie nodded. "Well I'm gonna go take a shower and then head over to the dining hall. I guess I'll meet you guys – guys as in the dogs and you – there," She left my cabin.

I went over to the dogs and woke them up. "Hey guys. The wedding's in three days!"

Prince barked.

I laughed. "I thought you were excited. I am too," I scratched him behind his ears and he did that really cute leg thing. "Aren't you guys just so sweet, aren't you!"

Nate coughed and I turned around. "I wasn't talking to my dogs like they were babies if that's what you mean," I defended, standing up and grabbing an invite. "Here, take an invite!"

He looked at the envelope and opened it up. "Cool. I'll be there,"

I nodded. "Yeah. You kind of have no choice – Brownie's making everyone go no matter what,"

Nate shrugged. "Whatever. Jason and I will see you at dinner later then,"

"Where are you going?" I asked.

"Horseback riding,"

"You horseback ride?"

He shrugged. "Sorta. I can gallop and stuff, but Mitchie's dad is gonna teach us how to jump over stuff today,"

"He knows how to ride horses?"

"He owns a ranch, you know,"

"HE DOES?!"

"Yeah… bye," Nate set off.

Wow. Mitchie's dad is a rancher? I never knew that! I'll have to ask Mitchie about it later. I love horses! Ok, maybe I don't but if Mitchie does, then I do too. I mean, what's so hard about riding horses, anyway?

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At dinner, I went down the left side of the dining hall with Princess on a leash, passing out the wedding invites. Most people looked excited, but when I was about half way to the end of the row, some kid looked at the invite and then ripped it up. I gasped.

"Oh no you didn't!" I yelled.

He looked at me. "I don't want to go to some stupid dog wedding!"

I picked up my dog. "Princess wants you to come. This is his special wedding, you know!"

The guy smirked. "Princess? And he's a boy? Why the hell did you name your boy dog Princess?"

I glared at him. "Princess is gay,"

He raised his eyebrows. "A gay doggie wedding? No thanks. I'm against gay marriage. It's not right and it's a sin. God will punish you. Stupid faggot dog,"

I set Princess down. "Princess, go back to Mommy; I have to settle this,"

Princess barked and then he ran over to Mitchie. I looked back at the kid. "What's your name, kid?"

"Matthew," he replied.

I grabbed Matthew by his shirt collar.

"HEY! What the fuck?!" he screamed as I dragged him away. I went to the back of the dining hall and then punched him across the face. "DUDE!" he screamed.

I punched him again. "Say sorry for calling my dog a faggot!"

Matthew shook his head. "No way!"

I kicked him in the balls. He gasped and fell to the ground. "SAY SORRY!"

"No!" he replied. I kicked him in the stomach and then pulled him up from the ground smacking him across the face.

"You're going to that wedding and you're gonna apologize to my dog!" I screamed, slapping him again.

Jason came over to me. "Who are we fighting today?"

I turned to him. "Just a homophobe," I kicked him again.

"FUCK HIM UP!" Jason cheered me on.

I hit Matthew again and his nose started bleeding. I grabbed the kid's shirt again and brought him into a random cabin, and opened the bathroom door. I pushed his head in the toilet and held him there for a second.

I pulled the homophobe back up. "Ready to apologize?"

He shook his head so I dunked his head back in the toilet. He gasped when I brought him back up to the surface.

"Yeah!" Jason cheered. "Fuck him up!"

I shoved his head in the toilet again and then flushed it. I pulled Matthew up by his hair he gasped. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Even though he apologized, I pushed him back in the toilet and then pulled him back up.

"Now say it like you mean it!" I yelled at him.

Matthew coughed out some toilet water. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry for calling your dog a faggot!"

I pushed him in the toilet again and flushed it. I pulled him back up and then held his hair as I led him into the dining hall. I shoved an invitation at him and he scowled as he took it. "See you at the wedding!" I called out after him. His hair was dripping wet, and his t-shirt was wet as well.

I finished passing the rest of the invites out to the rest of the campers, and when I was sure everyone was coming, I sat down and ate dinner with Mitchie, Jason, and Nate.

Mitchie turned to me. "What was that all about?"

I shrugged. "We were just having a friendly talk; don't worry – everyone's coming to the wedding,"

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