O is for Oops

AN: Note to self: When you know that your little brother breaks anything electronic handed to him, don't give him your laptop. Because he will drop the laptop down two flights of stone steps. STONE. STEPS. I didn't know a laptop could bounce like that! D: But anyways, that's why I've been offline, I had to get my comp. fixed.

It's the return of the twins! :D But they really screw up this time. Draco might just live up to his name and start spouting fire. A fair warning, the ending seems a bit rushed to me, but I am in a bit of a hurry. I'll probably go back later and fix it like all the others.

Rating: Very low T just because this might make people a bit squeamish.

Draco was sitting at the Slytherin table during breakfast, chatting amiably with Pansy and Blaize when it happened. The doors to the Great Hall flew open and two fiery haired twins fell through, scrambling over each other to try getting to their feet first. "HELP!" They both screamed, eyes wide. Draco had never seen the twins so blatantly terrified. Their hair was everywhere, their skin had no blood, even their freckles seemed none existant they were so pale.

"Experiment-!"

"Wrong formula-!"

"Really, REALLY bad-!"

"Blood, lots of blood-!"

"Hospital-!"

"St. Mungo's-!"

"Help-!"

"HARRY NEEDS HELP!"

If he was asked about the incident later, Draco would have told the entire truth. That he had no clue what had happened. The next thing he remembered was having one twin (whether it was Fred or George he couldn't tell) on the floor, face-down while the other tried unsuccessfully to pull him off while Madam Pomfrey and McGonagall rushed by into the hallway. "WHAT DID YOU DO?" He roared, hands going to wrap around the unnamed twin's neck as the other tried prying him off. "We're sorry! We thought the formula was stable, we swear Draco!" The one standing cried and Draco whirled around, turning his fury and rage on him. "What was it? What happened?" He screamed and the twins both looked sheepish. "Well, we might have . . ."

"Possibly . . ."

"Kind of . . ."

"Caused Harry's chest to become a bit . . ."

"Inside out."

Draco felt all blood rush to his head as anger overcame him and he blacked out. Next time he conscious of his surroundings, both twins were on the floor, bleeding and moaning, cupping their sensitive bits. "Draco! Draco, now's not the time. Come on, they're taking him to St. Mungo's." Hermione was crying, grabbing at Draco's arm, trying to pull him into the hallway. Draco let himself be dragged, one word ringing through his head. "Harry."

Nine hours later, they were finally permitted into Harry's room. At first, the nurses had refused to let Draco in the room, saying only family was allowed. Draco had harshly pointed out that Harry had no family and that if they didn't let him in the twins would like someone had just flicked them on the head compared to him. They didn't protest again. Draco released a shaky breath when he saw Harry. He was lying on his back, his entire midsection covered in bandages. One arm was above his head, fingers slightly curled and the other was by his side. He was in a potion-induced sleep for the next twenty minutes, recovering from the intense surgery he'd just undergone. Draco came up to his side, and brushed a few ebony locks away from his forehead silently. Sitting on the edge, Draco continued running his fingers through Harry's hair soothingly. A small smile came over Harry's face and he sighed contently. He didn't know how long he did that before someone else entered the room. "Draco?" Hermione whispered and Draco looked up at her. "Yes?" He asked, rubbing a thumb over Harry's face. "Are you okay?" She asked and Draco frowned. "Yes, Gr-Hermione. I'm fine." He stated, going back to staring at Harry's face. "Draco . . . Draco you're crying." Hermione whispered and Draco stiffened.

He lifted his hand and wiped away the tears that had fallen without his knowledge. Then he couldn't stand it anymore. He laid his head on Harry's shoulder and let himself cry, his entire body wracked with tears of relief. He felt arms surround his shoulders, rubbing his back comfortingly. "It's okay Draco. He's okay Draco, Harry's okay." Hermione muttered, tears of her own running down her face. Meanwhile, Ron, Ginny, Luna, Neville, and Molly stood in the doorway. They had never seen Draco lose so much composure, lose all his pride and break down in such a way. A small hand came up to Draco's hair and gently ran through the silky locks. "Draco..." A breathless voice whispered and Draco broke down even more. "Harry!" He cried, peppering kisses all over the drowsy face of his boyfriend. "Draco, it's okay. Why are you crying?" He whispered, sounding so adorably confused. He felt so tired, right down to his very bones and his memory was hazy. He remembered telling the twins he would try their new product out, then pain. Lots and lots of pain and blood.

"I almost lost you. I could have lost you Harry." Draco moaned, pressing his forehead to Harry's. "You didn't Draco. You didn't lose me. Don't cry Draco, don't cry, I'm right here Draco. I'm going anywhere." Harry slowly encased Draco into his arms, comforting the distraught 17 year old. "Please tell me you didn't kill the twins." Harry groaned after they had both calmed down and Draco chuckled. "No, Harry, I didn't kill them." Draco said, pressing a small kiss to Harry's jaw. "Just bloodied us up a bit and kneed us both in the groin." A voice muttered and both boys looked to the filled doorway. "Oh! Draco!" Harry hissed, glaring at the sheepish boy. "Sorry Harry. I really don't know, or even remember what I did to them. I sort of blacked out." Draco admitted and Harry rolled his eyes. "We're fine. We're really sorry Harry." Fred said, as both twins hurried to Harry's side, ignoring the way Draco stiffened and glared. "We thought the formula was stable, we really did!" George swore, taking ahold of Harry's slender hand. "It's okay." Harry said and all three men snorted. "No it's not! You'll never test one of our products again, we swear!" Fred stated, holding up a hand.

"From now on, only Ron and Ginny will test our products. They're more expendable." George stated, ignoring two indignant cries from somewhere in the room. "I don't mind testing-!" Harry started saying. "NO!" All occupants yelled and Harry jumped in surprise. "Never again Harry!" Draco growled, looking straight into his eyes. Through the entire duration of his stay, Draco and Harry went back and forth on the issue. Finally, the twins had Harry swear an unbreakable vow that he would never test one of their products again, satisfying all that had been worried over the boy.

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Since is being a DICK it might be a few more days before I get the new chap up. I PMed a friend of mine to try to help me resolve the issue, but I'm not sure when they'll reply or even if they'll know how to resolve the issue. Please be patient, I promise this new chapter will be worth it!