At that moment, Momo had decided to visit Izuru, which made perfect sense to the intoxicated female.

"...make me feel good" She heard some one say.

"Ok!" Momo said, bursting into the room. "I'll do my special watermellon technique!"

"M-Momo!" Izuru said, sobering immediately. "Wh-what are you doing here?" He noticed what he was doing and jumped away from the blushing Ryu.

"Damn..." Ryu said, sitting up, her bare breasts seeming to stare at Momo and Izuru. "Why'd ya hafta come in Momo? I was about to get laid..."

"Wh-what?" Izuru exclaimed, turning even redder then he was before. "You and I were gonna...?"

"Yeah... but I guess the mood was ruined. Cya in a few hours sir." Ryu said cheerfully, holding back tears as she ran from the room, grabbing her discarded clothes as she ran out.

"Ryu, wait!" Izuru exclaimed, pulling on his pants. "RYUUUUU!"

Momo just stood there, flabbergasted. "Izuru and the tat girl were gonna... holy shit thats a good scoop! Wait 'till Rangiku finds out!" She said, grinning.


a bit shorter the usual, but I just wasn't feeling Bleach-y today...