Sorry for the length. I know it's short. Don't kill me! Next chapter will definitely make up for it, though. Something major is going to happen.

I don't own Glee. *sigh*

Finn Hudson: Momma Chang's cookin' FTW!

(Sam Evans likes this.)

Tina Cohen-Chang: Ugh. I'm not in the mood for anything Asian. I want a burger.

(Mike Chang likes this.)

Finn Hudson: How can you ever get tired of this? This is heaven.

Mike Chang: Adopt a mother that cooks it everyday, and you'll feel the same way.

Finn Hudson: You know how we have Chinese buffets here in America?

Mike Chang: Yeahhh….?

Finn Hudson: Do they have American buffets in China?

Kurt Hummel: Sometimes your brain is just too much for me to comprehend.

Sam Evans: Yo momma so stupid, she thought Cheerios were donut seeds.

Kurt Hummel: Oh, how original.

Blaine Anderson: Yo momma so fat, the sorting hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.

(Finn Hudson and Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman like this.)

Sam Evans: Damn it, Anderson. I can't beat that. AND it's Harry Potter. I'm stumped in the first round.

Brittany S. Pierce: That's how they make donuts? I want to go plant some now!

Kurt Hummel: Good job, Sam.

Sam Evans: What? It's not my fault she listens to EVERYTHING…

Rachel Berry is at Sing Along Sound Of Music with Mercedes Jones, Kurt Hummel, and Blaine Anderson.

Finn Hudson: I need help with my Algebra!

Rachel Berry: I don't want to hear it. This day out has been planned for a week and a half. You could have studied yesterday, but NO. You insisted that you'd be okay and wanted to make out instead. I would have been fine with the former, but you were SO insistent. Stop whining and find someone else. I'm turning my phone off.

Mercedes Jones: Damn, momma.

Blaine Anderson: We should start an official McKinley Quidditch team.

(Finn Hudson, Sam Evans, and Mike Chang like this.)

Kurt Hummel: Oh, Gaga.

Sam Evans: Totally game! I have a replica Firebolt that I've been wanting to put to good use.

Blaine Anderson: You actually have one? I'm beyond jealous.

Kurt Hummel: One problem, guys. You can't fly.

Blaine Anderson: That's not a problem. There are Quidditch teams on you tube that run around a soccer field with brooms. There are 3 chasers, 2 beaters, 1 keeper, and 1 seeker.

The keeper guards goals while the beaters go after the bludgers, and the chasers score goals with the quaffle. The seekers, it's a huge easter egg hunt to find the snitch.

Sam Evans: I'm in. I'm in. OMG. I'm In. Let's do this. I'm gonna start asking people like… nowww.

Kurt Hummel: Why am I not surprised that you know all the rules?

Blaine Anderson: Haha. It's what I do. We need to recruit! Kurt, baby. You should join. :]

Kurt Hummel: You know I'm no good at sports, but I will definitely cheer you on.

Blaine Anderson: You'll be my cheerleader? ;]

Kurt Hummel: Of course. I'll even throw on my old Cheerios uniform for fun.

Blaine Anderson: Wait… you still have that?

Kurt Hummel: Yeah. No idea why I've kept it this long.

Blaine Anderson: Please. PLEASE. Don't get rid of it. Ever.

Kurt Hummel: If you like it so much, then okay. =]

Blaine Anderson: You should try it on before the game… you know… to see if it still fits. ;]

Kurt Hummel: Why before the game? I'm pulling it out of the closet now.

Blaine Anderson: I'll be over in 20...

Reviews = LOVE.

Again guys, I'm sorry this is so short. But next chapter might take me a couple days to sort out because of the importance. Your ideas are MOST welcome. Any plot you want to see laid out, let me know and I'll try my best to work it in!

Thanks for everything, guys!

xxAlyssa