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We've jumped a couple months, and it's almost time for sectionals.

I don't own Glee, Chicago, or Victor Victoria.

Santana Lopez: Seriously? Brittany S. Pierce. Get your butt over here and get this stinkin' microwave outta my car!

Brittany S. Pierce: But what about Hot Pockets? And Toaster Strudel?

Santana Lopez: 1. Toaster Strudel is made in a toaster. 2. Make Hot Pockets in your house.

Brittany S. Pierce: Look in your backseat…

Santana Lopez: YOU BROUGHT YOUR TOASTER TOO?

Brittany S. Pierce: But I really like food on the road!

Santana Lopez: I don't have room, Britt. It's too big!

William Schuester: HAHA. That's what she said.

Santana Lopez: Omg…

Brittany S. Pierce: o.O

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: Mr. Schue FTW!

Finn Hudson: Wow. Extreme awkward turtle.

Brittany S. Pierce: A turtle bit me once…

Brittany S. Pierce: I found a really funny looking black and white stray cat in my backyard. He's all fluffy. I'm naming him Julius Caesar. He needs a bath, though. He STINKS.

Santana Lopez: Oh no, Britt.

Brittany S. Pierce: What?

Artie Abrams: Boo, does the cat have a white stripe from his head to his tail?

Brittany S. Pierce: His name is Julius Caesar. Not cat. And yeah! How'd you know?

Artie Abrams: Oh no.

Santana Lopez: Did Julius Caesar happen to pee anywhere near you?

Brittany S. Pierce: Only when I bent down to pick him up, why?

Santana Lopez: Britt! Julius Caesar is a skunk! Not a cat! Put him outside now, and stay where you are! We're gonna take care of you.

Artie Abrams: You bring the surgical masks, Santana. I've got the tomato juice.

Rachel Berry: It's getting down to the wire, New Directions! Get ready to work your butt off for rehearsing for sectionals! Surprise rehearsal is this Saturday at noon.

Santana Lopez: We practice enough during the week, Yentil. Saturdays are our relax days.

Brittany S. Pierce: I have motocross practice.

Finn Hudson: Babe, you know Saturdays are family days for me and Kurt. We can't go. Dad will be royally pissed.

Rachel Berry: You can't just take an hour or two to do a couple run-throughs and fine-tuning?

Quinn Fabray: We have the songs and the choreography down. We've got it. We don't need extra practices until Nationals.

William Schuester: They're right, Rachel. Take a break. You need to rest your voice.

Rachel Berry: When we lose Nationals, don't come crying to me.

Santana Lopez: This is just sectionals! DAMN. We already won Nationals last year, we got this bitch in the bag!

Rachel Berry: No need to get snippy, Santana. Our conversation is over. I will be practicing my solos alone while the rest of my Glee-mates bring us closer and closer to losing.

Sam Evans: If we 'accidentally' replaced her multivitamins with Prozac, our world would be a happier place.

(Noah 'MrStealYoGirl Puckerman, Lauren Zizes, Santana Lopez, and 9 others like this.)

Kurt Hummel: I'm seriously worn out. I'm in a bitch mood, and I feel if anyone says one word wrong to me, I will bite their head off. I can't wait for Sectionals to be over so I can look forward to winter break.

Rachel Berry: I think you're on your man period.

Kurt Hummel: No. I'm completely stressed out, and I need a break.

Blaine Anderson: Breathe, baby. I hate seeing you like this.

Mercedes Jones: If you need retail therapy, we can go tomorrow after school to kick off the weekend.

Kurt Hummel: That actually sounds amazing. I'm due for a new outfit… or seven. And I need Mercedes time desperately.

Mercedes Jones: Awh! And we'll have loads more after sectionals is over.

Kurt Hummel: You're the Roxie to my Velma. :]

Mercedes Jones: And you're the Toddy to my Victoria. :]

Kurt Hummel: I'll pick you up at 4. :]

Blaine Anderson is now friends with Jeremiah Lewis.

Kurt Hummel: Um… excuse me?

Blaine Anderson: Calm, baby. Don't flip. It's just Facebook.

Kurt Hummel: No, it's a lot more than that. What's up? I thought you two had nothing to do with each other anymore.

Blaine Anderson: Can we talk about this later? Face to face?

Kurt Hummel: I think now would be better. Why this all of a sudden?

Blaine Anderson: We ran into each other at the mall. We've decided to be friends. Putting the past behind us. We're gonna meet up for coffee so we can talk.

Kurt Hummel: Seriously? And why did you fail to mention this to me? You suddenly bump into each other, and now you're having coffee? I would have been completely fine with just Facebook friends, but now you're meeting him somewhere?

Blaine Anderson: It's just coffee. And we're just talking. You have a girls day planned, and I was free. What's so wrong with that?

Kurt Hummel: Do I really have to explain this?

Blaine Anderson: Yes, actually, you do. I'm catching up with an old friend. Why should I have to tell you? You didn't tell me you were going to see Mercedes…

Kurt Hummel: That's because Mercedes isn't an old crush.

Blaine Anderson: Are you being serious? Old crush means nothing. YOU are who I'm dating I love YOU. No one else. We're JUST having coffee.

Kurt Hummel: And we JUST had coffee before we started dating.

Blaine Anderson: Now you're being ridiculous. I don't know what's wrong with you, Kurt, but you need to calm down and think a few things through.

Kurt Hummel: How can I be calm? Can you seriously say you wouldn't be this way if I was having alone time with an old flame?

Blaine Anderson: I wouldn't, actually. Because you spend time with your old flames every single day. Yes, I know Finn is now your brother, and all that is gone and in the past, but what about Sam? I don't get jealous when you talk to him. Why? Because it was in the past. It's over with. And now WE are dating.

Kurt Hummel: That's completely different. I never fell head over heels and made a fool of myself in public trying to serenade either of them.

Blaine Anderson: What is your problem? I seriously thought you were more mature than this. You can't even fucking talk to me in person, because you demand answers now. This is too petty to be fighting over.

Kurt Hummel: And now you're cussing at me. This is fantastic, Blaine. Really. This is the exact opposite of petty. You want in person, FINE. I'll be over in ten.

Kurt Hummel went from 'In a relationship' to 'Single.'

Blaine Anderson went from 'In a relationship' to 'Single.'

I knowwww. It sucks. It really does. *Keep in mind that these 'posts' have a good amount of time between them. Kurt had a long talk with Blaine before he finalized the last line you see.*

Reviews are lovely.

I will be leaving you at this lovely cliffhanger for another day. I'm running on tons of Diet Mt. Dew and VERY little sleep. So leave me ideas and suggestions while I catch up on my slumbers!

Till then, my dears!

xxAlyssa