READ THIS AI. It actually tells you what's going on…

First off, let me say how incredibly sorry I am for the hiatus. Work sucks. Plain and simple.

We are now back to Facebook format. And yes… I skipped a couple more months.

New Directions have won Sectionals and it's not far from Regionals. [Because come on, Sectionals are cake.] They still haven't decided on songs.

Another oneshot that's not in Facebook format might ensue. And it's full of Klaine fluffies. Not set in stone yet.

I don't own Glee, The Jersey Shore, Panic! At The Disco, Aerosmith, Mumford and Sons, The Avett Brothers, Queen, or Green Day.

I'm gonna stop rambling on so you can read chapter 6...

Brittany S. Pierce: I still can't believe there's a WHOLE room at school full of books… that they let you borrow!

Kurt Hummel: That's called a library, Britt.

Brittany S. Pierce: Yeah. I know that now. That old hag of a lady got annoyed at me. She kept telling everyone to be quiet, and gave me the stank eye when I asked if she had Where The Wild Things Are.

Kurt Hummel: Yeah. They usually don't carry picture books, Brittany. Just chapter books with no pictures.

Brittany S. Pierce: Well, that's useless to me. Never going in there again.

William Schuester: All of New Directions needs to think of unique songs for Regionals. No original songs this time, but we WILL feature a group dance number. Think of indie, and punk, stuff people normally wouldn't see a show choir perform.

Santana Lopez: Drop It Like It's Hot.

(Brittany S. Pierce and Lauren Zizes like this.)

Rachel Berry: I say we do an entire show dedicated to Broadway.

Santana Lopez: I would have never thought that YOU of all people would suggest that, Berry! /sarcasm

Kurt Hummel: Hammer to Fall by Queen. It's empowering and in your face, with a good beat to dance to, and amazing vocals.

Finn Hudson: Holiday by Green Day is the same way!

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: I second Princess. Freddie Mercury is the MAN.

(Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, and Rachel Berry like this.)

Quinn Fabray: If we're doing something in your face, we should start with something subtle. Not necessarily a ballad, but something pop or soft-rock. Switching styles will be unexpected.

Blaine Anderson: What if we do something like… Mumford and Sons or The Avett Brothers? Kind of rock with almost a bluegrass feel. It could feature our guitar players, and when we switch to the hard rock, it will throw everyone off.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Or we could mix new-age with the seasoned musicians. Like… Panic! At The Disco and Aerosmith.

Finn Hudson: What if we go for a storytelling vibe? I like the indie bluegrass idea. Maybe we could change the music to make it our own?

William Schuester: It seems like you all are agreeing on genres. Bring your music in tomorrow and we'll start voting.

Kurt Hummel: I'm not really wanting to do this research paper. It needs to disappear.

Blaine Anderson: Yeah. You should take a break to come over and help me make food.

Kurt Hummel: Food?

Blaine Anderson: Yes. Food. Mom and dad are away for a few days and all I have is ramen noodles and cookie dough.

Kurt Hummel: There's no food in that huge house of yours?

Blaine Anderson: Well, yes. But most of it isn't microwaveable.

Kurt Hummel: I love how you're completely helpless. You're adorable, you know that, right? Yes. I'll come cook for you.

Blaine Anderson: Oh my God, thank you, babe. I would have been living on fake frozen food and pasta. You're amazing.

Kurt Hummel: Oh, I know. You don't have to remind me. ;]

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: I'm the greatest Jew EVER.

Rachel Berry: You are clearly mistaken, Noah.

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: Whatever, Berry. You wish you could be amazing like me.

Rachel Berry: And once you get half as talented as me, then we can talk about who's the better Jew.

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: You may be more talented, but you'll never be as badass!

Rachel Berry: I wouldn't consider felonies and juvie to be badass.

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: Your definition of badass is not sleeping a full 8 hours because you watched a musical marathon. When you bust an ATM, then we'll talk.

Rachel Berry: At least my record is clean. And when I'm on Broadway, then we'll talk.

Blaine Anderson: BILLY JOEL.

Blaine Anderson: Enough said. Your argument is invalid.

(Kurt Hummel, Mike Chang, William Schuester, and 12 others like this.)

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: Blaine wins.

Rachel Berry: Headed to the theater to win Regionals!

(William Schuester, Finn Hudson, Sam Evans, and 15 others like this.)

Mercedes Jones: We've got this in the bag.

Brittany S. Pierce: Got what in the bag?

Blaine Anderson: Candy.

Brittany S. Pierce: We're getting candy?

Kurt Hummel: Good one, Blaine. Guess who gets to buy it for her? YOU! :]

Lauren Zizes: You best be givin this momma some love too.

Mercedes Jones: Who just walked away with the first place trophy again? THESE BITCHES. HELL YES.

(Kurt Hummel, Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman, Rachel Berry, and 17 others like this.)

Rachel Berry: NATIONALS HERE WE COME! NEW YORK, BABY!

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: We're just THAT badass.

William Schuester: I'm proud of you all, but don't get too cocky! We have one more to win in the spring!

Rachel Berry: We're not cocky, Mr. Schuester. We congratulated the other schools on a wonderful performance. BUT NOW IS OUR CELEBRATING TIME!

Kurt Hummel: Great. New York again. You'll all have to drag me back on the plane. I won't want to leave again.

Blaine Anderson: Oh, you'll leave. You won't be able to stand a separation between us. Especially since I'll be all the way in Ohio finishing the year out, and you'll be stuck up there without me NOT graduating.

Kurt Hummel: … okay. You have a point.

(Blaine Anderson likes this.)

Lauren Zizes: My phone's autocorrect just changed wowww into JWOWW. Apparently my phone is from Jersey.

Noah 'MrStealYoGirl' Puckerman: GTL way of life!

Finn Hudson: Your phone is a guido.

Santana Lopez: Smush smush, baby!

Kurt Hummel: Oh, dear Gaga.

Blaine Anderson: What's wrong baby? I thought you were DTF?

Kurt Hummel: No. No no no. Just no. Everytime someone watches that show, a book commits suicide.

(Rachel Berry and Quinn Fabray like this.)

Reviews!

I'm sorry if it's not as good as the other chapters. The break has made my brain cells die. If you have ideas… PLEASE SHARE!

So. Glee hiatus is officially over tomorrow and I've made it out sane.

You guys are wonderful!

xxAlyssa