Ok, I apologize again that this chapter isn't that great, once again my excuse is that I am a Klaine writer and haven't spent enough time writing the others to get them right. So sorry! I don't own anyone or any song in this story.

Lauren's version is the same as the original and Tina's version is Emily Osment's version

"Girl!" Lauren said as she sat down on Tina's dark purple comforter. "This room is bitchin'," she claimed, grinning up at her friend.

"Thanks, my parents wouldn't let me get black and red, they said that was too evil," Tina chuckled, "So they let me get this." Lauren smiled, she liked Tina, neither of them cared all that much about what other people thought of them, beyond their friends and boyfriends, and even then they stayed true to themselves. "I'm going to grab me a soda, want one?" Tina offered.

"No, I'm good," Lauren replied, her eyes travelling around the room she had never been into. Tina left the room, heading for the kitchen, giving Lauren the chance to look more closely without being noticed. Most pictures were of the glee club or her family, well Lauren assumed it was her family, they were Asian and Tina looked a lot like the older woman in several of the pictures. There were a few pictures of Tina and Mike, and then there was one more, this one caught her eye because of the people in it. Or rather, the person, Artie. He was next to his locker, looking up at the camera, smiling softly. Lauren wondered if this picture was taken before or after the breakup. It wasn't as if the couple had stopped being friends after they weren't "them" anymore, it was something Lauren actually envied.

"I love that picture of him," Tina said, announcing her returned. Lauren turned to her, before looking back at the picture.

"When did you take it?" Tina shrugged,

"About a month ago, so, what did you have in mind for your song?" Lauren smirked up at her,

"I thought that since my man is kind of the definition of a man whore, Peggy Lee could help me out." Tina laughed before sitting down next to Lauren on the bed.

"Can I ask you something?" Lauren nodded, "Why are you with him. You know his history, you know what he did to Quinn and Finn and even Rachel. You know his past with housewives, and Santana. You have self respect, so… Puckerman?" Lauren inhaled, she had been waiting for someone to ask this, she hadn't really expected it to be Tina. She knew no one really saw Puck's true self, well maybe Kurt, she'd seen the way Kurt talked to Puck, and the way Puck let it happen, no one else other than her was allowed to do that and not get their teeth knocked out. No one knew how bad Puck's home life was. How he was his sister's main caregiver since his father was gone and his mother was usually drunk. Mrs. Puckerman wasn't a bad person, she just had her problems.

"He's not a bad guy you know, he'd kill me for saying this, but he's one of the sweetest boys I know." Tina looked at her like she'd grown an extra head. "That toughness is mostly an act, his dad, well he wasn't a nice guy, and Puck had to grow some tough skin, and pretend that nothing bothered him. Plus that also made him push real relationships away, he thought he wouldn't get hurt that way. But he reminds me of a kicked puppy most of the time. That's why when I first met him I had to be a bitch, let him know I wasn't going to be pushed away so easily. And now, I have him wrapped around my finger," she stated proudly, smiling softly at the thought of her boyfriend's soft brown eyes that always tended to look on the verve of scared.

"Never thought I'd ever hear anyone use the word 'sweet' to describe Noah Puckerman, but hey, whatever floats your boat," Tina shrugged.

"So what about you? You still have feelings for Artie or…" Lauren asked, waiting for an answer as she had just answered her question honestly.

"No, not like that, not anymore. I feel like Mike, he was always the one I was meant for. Like when I dreamed of a guy, he was it. He's polite and funny and sweet, let's not forget hot." Tina smiled, looking down shyly at her hands, "A lot of the time I wonder why he's with me and the rest of it, I believe it's fate, as cheesy as that sounds."

"That is pretty cheesy," Lauren admitted with a playful grin. Tina laughed and gently pushed her, but Lauren just laughed and then gasped, "I know the prefect song for you to sing!"

Tina glanced over at Lauren who was dressed in a fitted dress and a faux fur shawl. Tina was dressed in a loose flowing eggplant colored dress, the girls smiled at each other before the music of an upbeat yet smooth pop song began. Tina stepped out to the center of the choir room, put one foot easily in front of the other, swaying her hips gracefully.

I know you

I walked with you

once upon a dream

I know you

The gleam in your eyes

Is so familiar a gleam

Lauren then stepped forward, gently bumping Tina out of her way, her own hips practically grinding as she moved them seductively, she didn't miss Puck's hard swallow and she smirked as the music changed into a quieter blueser rhythm.

He's a tramp
But I love him
Breaks a new heart
Ev'ry day

Tina got back in front, twirling delicately before walking towards Mike.

I know it's true

That visions are seldom

What they seem

But if I know you

I know what you'll do

Just as Tina winked at Mike, Lauren sashayed, towards Puck, who looked visibly flustered. Lauren then took her shawl off and wrapped it around Puck's neck, pulling his head to hers.

He's a tramp
They adore him
And I only hope
He'll stay that way

Tina smiled warmly at Mike, kissing his cheek chastely before pulling him to his feet, much to his surprise.

You'll love me at once

The way you did

Once upon a dream

Lauren joined the last part of Tina's verse before raising her eyebrow at Puck and removing her shawl, he almost looked like he was about to protest when Lauren walked away.

He's a tramp

Then Lauren stood in front of Rachel, pointing out Puck to her, as she put her arm around Rachel's shoulder. Rachel giggled softly at Lauren's dramatics.
He's a scoundrel

Lauren then turned to Quinn, nodding to Puck who at this point had his eyebrows raised.
He's a rounder

The next girl Lauren sung to, was Santana, she had her hand linked with Brittany's and a bright smile on her face. Lauren suddenly grabbed Puck's collar and pulled him over to Santana,
He's a cad
Before shoving him away once she finished her part. Puck looked slightly stunned, but everyone was enjoying it. Tina let Mike spin her around the floor, grinning as he put his arms around her waist, pulling her flush up against him.

Once upon a time

I'd dreamed we'd be together

In love forever

Once upon a night

I was wishing for a never

Never ending

Tina was dipped by Mike as Lauren leaned up against Puck. Twisting alongside his body which had sat back down.

He's a tramp
But I love him
Yes, and even I
Have got it pretty bad

As she sang the last line she grabbed his shirt tightly, pulling his face as close to hers as it could get, clawing with the other hand down lightly down his cheek.

Once upon a time
Once upon a night
Once upon a wish
Once upon a dream

Mike and Tina had begun to waltz around the room, grinning at each other as Tina's dress streamed beautifully out around her.

You can never tell

When he'll show up

He gives you plenty of trouble

Lauren cocked her eyebrow and hip at her boyfriend, as if waiting for an explanation. Mike picked Tina up off the ground, spinning her around with her feet pointed out and her legs wrapped gracefully around his calf. It looked as if the couple had practiced the routine, but Lauren knew they had not.

I know you
I danced with you
Once upon a night
There we were
Wishing this dance

Would last forever all time

Lauren sung along with Tina on the last part, looking straight into Puck's eyes. He smiled softly at her, she managed to be sweet and sexy at the same time.

I guess he's just a
No 'count pup
But I wish that he
Were double

Lauren popped her hip and lowered her shoulder and several people in the room cheered as Puck let out a soft groan.

I hope it's true

This vision is more

than what it seems

At this lyric Tina danced away from Mike, but held her hand out as though longing to be with him again.

He's a tramp
He's a rover
And there's nothing
More to say

Lauren sat in the chair next to Puck, shrugging and looking throw her eyelashes at him, shaking her head.

Cause if dreams do come true

I know what we'll do

We'll dance once again

The way we did then

Once upon a dream

Tina and Mike once again began to dance together, both beaming, grinning like a couple still in their honeymoon phase. Lauren then turned to Puck, smiling lustfully.

If he's a tramp
He's a good one
And I wish that I
Could travel his way

Wish that I could travel his way

Wish that I could travel his way Once upon a dream.

Lauren stood and walked away, moving her hips like a runway model and Puck was pretty sure he was drooling, but he couldn't bring himself to care. Just as they finished singing, Tina spun out of Mike's hold and Lauren whipped around, ending the song with a wink as Tina smiled. Everyone was one their feet, expect Lauren who had been picked up and spun around by Puck who was now kissing her deeply.

"Guys, take it easy," Mr. Shue said, even as he smiled softly. A moment later the two badasses parted and Puck put Lauren's feet back on the ground. She looked at him mildly dazed,

"You're getting better at that."

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