Older Grandpa

Chapter Eight

Jasper's P.O.V.

"You know I still don't know how she does it," I said to Alice as we stood in the doorway of Edwards old room watching Bella, "I mean my throat is burning, and I am over one hundred years old," it really did annoy me how she could just ignore human blood like that.

"Alice Esme is making breakfast," Rosalie called from downstairs.

"Ugh," Alice groaned pulling me downstairs.

She walked right up to Esme -who for some reason could stand the smell of human food- and said, "Esme can you please make some extra food for me today," in a bored voice. I could hear Emmett and Rosalie snickering behind me.

"Alice honey you realize that you are a vampire right?" Esme asked cautiously.

"Yes mom, I realize that but I wanted to try some human food today," Alice flinched away from the food.

"Why?" Esme paused, "Is this a dare? You know you aren't supposed to play that game! We have banned it at least a hundred times, literally! Carlisle!" Esme was mad, because it was true, it had been banned over one hundred times.

"No, no really we weren't I just wanted to try human food no one dared me! Please don't get Carlisle," Alice begged getting ready to fall to her knees -if needed.-

"Fine I won't tell Carlisle but if there is any funny business from any of you," she said turning and pointing her cooking thing at Emmett, Rosalie, Edward, Bella, and I.

"There will be no funny business. Right guys?" Alice said glaring at Rosalie.

"Right," we all agreed in unison.

We all sat down around the dining table, "You know you don't have to do this right," I whispered into Alice's ear too low for any one else to hear.

"You can't say no to a dare," Alice whispered in the same tone.

"Hey everyone," Jacob yelled coming through the door with the rest of the mongrels.

"Why are the leeches sitting at the table?" Leah asked.

"It's our house that's why," Rosalie snarled at her while Emmett held her back.

"What Leah means is that you guys aren't usually in the room when there is human food," Jacob corrected holding Leah back.

"Well if you must know Alice wants to try human food," Rosalie spat through clenched teeth.

"Why?" Jacob asked letting go of Leah.

"Because I wanted to, thats why DOG!" Alice spat.

"Alice!" Esme warned.

Alice just shut up and watched as Nessie and the pack sat down at the table causing all of us to stand up to watch Alice.

Esme put a plate of eggs on the table, as well as plates of toast, bacon, and sausage, a jug of orange juice and a carton of milk.

"Well come on Alice I thought you wanted human food," Edward taunted.

"I- I don't know what to do," Alice let her head fall.

Nessie heard her and came over to help, pointing to foods for Alice to put on her plate, in the end she had a very small amount of milk, a very small amount of juice, one piece of bacon, one sausage, one piece of toast, and a small amount of eggs.

She watched as Nessie grabbed her cup and started drinking and then did the same with the milk, and then the juice. She cringed at the taste, oh I was going to have to hear about this later. She watched as Nessie ate and did the same, cringing at every bite. Alice was starting on her eggs when Carlisle came in, he glanced at Alice and kept walking towards Esme, and then he stopped when he realized what he had seen.

"Why is Alice eating eggs?" he asked raising his voice, "Were they playin-" Esme cut him off.

"No, Alice assured me she just wanted to try human food," Esme said eyeing Alice.

Alice stood up fixed her skirt and announced, "I'm going to go throw up now."

"Why?" Nessie questioned.

"Nessie you know vampires aren't supposed to eat people food right," Nessie nodded her head, "well when we do, our bodies can't digest it so we have to throw it up. And that is where I will be if any one needs me," she turned and headed to the bathroom.

The wolf pack just stared in horror after her, "can vampires even throw up?" Seth asked still in horror.

"Yes we can. And I still don't know why Alice would do that unless she was dared," Carlisle said eyeing each of us down.

With that we all left, he was going to get suspicious and we all knew it, we also wouldn't be able to play again until the next time they went out together...