Older Grandpa

Chapter Nine

Carlisle's POV

Those kids were up to something, if I found out they were playing that game again, I swear they would regret it. They probably wouldn't tell Bella the game was banned either.

I was in my study doing paper work for the hospital, when a tiny figure came into the doorway.

"Carlisle can I talk to you?" she asked.

"Of course you can Alice, what's wrong?" I asked directing her towards the couch.

"Well you know how I ate that human food earlier, and how as a vampire I can't digest it and how in order to get it out of me I have to throw it up? Yeah well I am having trouble with that," she said looking at the floor.

"Why don't you just ask Jasper for help," I questioned.

"Because it's embarrassing, I am usually the one that can go in the bathroom and be out in two minutes, Daddy I'm scared, what if I never get it out?" she looked like she would have cried, have it been possible.

"Alice just calm down, okay? Get Jasper to help, he would rather see you embarrassed than in pain, and I am sure he won't tell any one and neither will I," I promised her pushing her towards the door.

"Fine," she huffed stomping down the hall to her and Jaspers room.

I never will understand girls.

I looked up five minutes later and saw all of the kids walking past my office, "Where are you going?" I asked making them stop.

"To school," Rosalie answered rolling her eyes.

"But the sun is out," I said motioning to the window.

"It won't be in exactly two minutes, and six seconds," Alice answered like it was obvious.

"Oh, have fun then," I said waving good bye.

Emmett's POV

"Just in time for fourth period too," I said jumping into Rosalie's convertable.

"Are you sure we should bring Bella though," Edward asked.

"Edward she'll be fine," Alice answered.

"Hey, Alice you want to tell us how long we have until Esme and Carlisle find out we are playing for sure?" Rosalie, asked putting the her car in drive.

"Nope," Alice said simply popping the 'P'.

As soon as we were far enough away from the house Alice called Bella's phone, "Bella put it on speaker phone," Alice rushed into the phone doing the same.

"Okay so since it is my turn I choose Edward, truth or dare," she announced once she was sure everyone could hear.

"Dare," he said sounding annoyed, probably because he couldn't hear what Alice was thinking.

"I dare you to act like your sleeping and randomly shout Please no dad don't do it! In the middle of class," she laughed, and soon we all did the same.

"Have fun dude!" I laughed flipping the phone shut.

"How are we going to know if he goes through with it?" Jasper asked.

"Alice will see if he chickens out," Rosalie said, still laughing.

So we got to school and went to our classes, which were pretty boring, something about pie, but I saw absolutely no pie in the room. So yeah nothin good happened until we got to lunch.

So we all sat down kids looking at us again, of course they couldn't stop looking at my guns.

"So did Edward go through with it?" Rosalie asked as we sat down.

"Yup and they are calling Esme now," Alice laughed, then stopped, "Stupid mongrel," she yelled loud enough for other students to hear.

"You called?" Jacob said sitting down.

"Hey Jake you wanna play truth or dare?" Bella asked examining an apple.

"Didn't that game get banned?" he asked.

"Yeah this is like literally the thousandth time we have played dude," I said high fiving Jasper.

"Okay so since Jacob is playing truth or dare Jacob," Edward asked.

"Dare," he said trying to sound cool.

"Alice is Carlisle at the hospital?" Edward asked.

"Yup why?" she asked tapping her can of juice.

"Because I dare Jacob to run into the hospital yelling 'Help! Someone please help! I've been bitten!' but first we need to get him a bite," Edward laughed.

"Okay but I get to do it!" I said measuring the angles.

"No way are you biting me!" he yelled and everyone that wasn't looking, was now looking.

"We are going to use paint," Edward said rolling his eyes at me.

We all got up and threw out our vomit, well that's what it was to me, Jacob just had a tray of empty containers, and we all went to the art room to give Jacob a fake bite. When we were done with him I thought it looked pretty good.

After that we all ditched school and went to the hospital to watch as Jacob did what he was supposed to.

Jacob's POV

So I got sucked into playing truth or dare with the leeches and I have this fake bite on my neck, which I gotta tell you is pretty fun. I rode with Edward since I can't stand Blondie, he drove me to the hospital and the leeches stayed out side while I went in. I got my self ready for a minute and then jerked into the emergency room, twitching, like I was having a seasure and yelling.

"Help! Please Help me!" Carlisle showed up then calmly walking down the hall. Then I screamed, "I've been bitten please someone help!" and that caused Carlisle to start running down the hall just a little faster than a normal human.

"Jacob?" he called running.

"Help doc, I've been bitten!" I screamed grasping my neck.

"Jacob what is this? You have paint on your neck," he asked rubbing some off and showing me, "are you playing that game with the others?" he raised his voice.

"Nope, I uh gotta go, bye doc," I said running out the doors.

"Ten bucks they punish us tonight!" Emmett yelled as I got outside.

"Your on!" Alice yelled back.

Everyone was laughing, including myself.

"Never mind," Emmett said putting his hands up in defeat.

"Let's go home, my throat is killing me right now," Bella said grasping her neck.

So Blondie drove her red convertable that I wanted to paint pink so I could call her barbie, with Emmett, Jasper, and Alice in it. And I rode with Edward and Bella.

We all walked in together and once the door was closed Esme appeared, "What was 'dad' doing Edward?" she asked, she was scaring me, and I wasn't usually afraid of her.

"Uhm I don't know mom can you catch me up on things?" he said acting like she was crazy.

"Edward do not play dumb with me you very well know what I am talking about!" she pointed her fingerin his face.

Just then Carlisle appeared beside Esme, "Jacob how is that bite of yours?" he asked raising an eyebrow.

"Okay so today, Jacob got bit, and Edward fell asleep, shouting about something dad was doing?" She raised her eyebrows at us.

"I would like to put it out their that although I do not particularely like the dog, I did not bite him," Blondie said putting her hands up in defence.

"Did you all go DEAF when I said no funny business?" she asked.

"I would like to point out, that I was not there," I said defensively.

"That is no exception for he rest of you," she said eyeing them down.

No one said anything, for a while and Carlisle and Esme just kept looking from one of us to another waiting for an answer. Once they figured out they wouldn't get one, they rested their eyes on Bella, "Did you know that there is a game in our house that is banned Bella?" Esme asked.

"No, I had no idea, what game would that be?" she asked. I looked like they were having a staring contest.

"Truth or Dare," Esme said simply, not looking away from Bella.

"You guys play truth or dare?" she laughed looking at the others.

"Yes they do, and when they play it always gets out of hand and we have to ban it again," Carlisle said with a serious face.

"Uhm, we should go check on Renesmee," Edward said pulling Bella away.

"I haven't hunted for two weeks, come on Jazzy, you need man time too," Emmett said pulling Jasper away from Alice.

"I'm taking Rosalie shopping," Alice said pulling Rosalie to the garage.

Then it was me and the 'rents, I didn't know what to say so I just bolted.