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"Ah, there," the white haired exorcist whispered when he found the book. It is just a simple book with simple cover. He smiled happily and sat on the chair. He placed the book on the table and opened it. He looked at the table of contents and found the topic he was looking for. He turned the book on that page. He read the title silently in his mind, blushing darkly; unsure if what he was doing is right. The title is:
*How to please your man in bed.
Lost (chapter 15) Yullen
Allen read the words silently in his mind. He was focusing on what he was reading too much so that he can learn and understand everything clearly, without mistakes.
There are 5 ways to please your man in bed. Read the whole thing through without skipping a single word to get him interested in having more sex.
So I have to memorize these 5 ways. I wonder if I'll be able to remember all of these.
1.Initiate sex - One major thing which men find irresistible is for the woman to initiate sex. There's no greater compliment for the male ego than for a woman to show that she craves sex. Most married women fail to make this simple gesture which alone can skyrocket the quality and frequency of your sexual encounters. I know it can be hard for some women to do but try it once or twice and it will become easier.
I'm not a married woman!
It's totally the opposite of what I do. But that's only because well, I get hungry sometimes that's why I stop Kanda from doing it. Ughhh… how can I initiate sex?
Allen's imagination:
"Kanda…" Allen called as he approached the Japanese man. His face was flushed with light pink. His white shirt was unbuttoned and it looks really seductive for Kanda. He was wearing a tight, black boxer showing the tightness of his ass and his already half-erected member. "Let's do it…"he said as he wrapped his arms around the taller exorcist's neck, looking at Kanda directly with half-lidded eyes.
End~
Nooooo! That is so lewd. I can't do it…
But… But for Kanda… I have to do it so he'll stay. Wahhh! This is really, really embarrassing.
Allen couldn't stop blushing. He can't imagine himself doing something like that. But he has to. So he continued reading seriously again.
2. Get out of bed - One of the best ways to please your husband sexually is to take the sex out of the confines of your bedroom. Men like variety. It's as simple as that. Most married couples make their bed the only place they have sex. This becomes a routine. A change of place will do wonders to his excitement levels and his pleasure levels. It doesn't have to be a public place.
We shouldn't do it in our rooms? Is that it? Then where? In Komui's office?
No. that would be so rude.
In the training room? Dining room?
NOOO! There are so many people there.
Here? In the library?
Allen couldn't help but get nervous. He's so scared of what will happen in the future. Library is the perfect place because only few come there, well, no one comes there actually, except Bookman and Lavi. But what if they get caught? What if they are unlucky enough? Well, that doesn't matter. He has to do it here. They have to do it here so he can give Kanda more pleasure.
On this table, I guess.
3. Erogenous Zones - Many women think that men have just one body part which needs to be sexually tantalized. Wrong! Men have numerous erogenous zones which you should tease during sex or foreplay to give him that extra zest of pleasure. Each man is different from the next, but his nipples, abdomen, ears, and neck are good places to start. Either your hands or lips will do wonders on each of these areas.
What does this mean? I don't get it. I should tease his nipples, abdomen, ears and neck using my hands or lips…
Allen's imagination:
Allen's sucked Kanda's neck hungrily while his hands were caressing every part of the Japanese man's body. Kanda moaned sexily because of this.
End~
Hahahahahaha!
Allen laughed cutely in his mind. Kanda will surely just pushed him down and eat him; he can never do that to Kanda.
I'll do it by force. I have to do it so I can give him more pleasure.
4. Set the mood - Men aren't sex driven machines like many women think. They need a proper mood to enjoy sex as well. If you really want to please your husband, set a romantic and saucy mood. Aromatic candles, silk sheets, the proper lighting, a bottle of red wine, and a new and sexy outfit for yourself will go a long way to make your husband enjoy sex more.
Aromatic candles, silk sheets, the proper lighting, a bottle of red wine? But we're going to do it here right? How's that possible. And… Sexy outfit? Where can I get something like that? Maybe, Lenalee have one, I'll borrow some… eh? NOOOO! I completely forgot. Ughhh… Maybe I'll just buy some…
Allen sighed knowing that he'll have to use his money in buying something like this. Well, he can't possibly use the Black Order's money to buy sexy outfit, right?
5. Oral sex - There is one thing which men enjoy more than anything else and that is oral sex. To please a man orally is an art form and few women really know how to do this. The pleasure that men get from oral sex is so intense that they fantasize about it often. If you really want to please your husband, give him great oral pleasure.
Use these 5 ways to enhance the sexual pleasure of your husband and you will have a much happier man by your side.
Oral sex is using the mouth to pleasure your partner, right? B-But… Wahhh… this is scary. How to do that?
I'll just put Kanda's p-penis in my mouth… t-then…
Allen's blush turned darker if it was even possible. He didn't know how to do that thing.
I'll just put it in my mouth, that's all. I have to pleasure him…
Timothy was sleeping soundly on Lavi's bed while Nathan and Lavi sat on the other bed. Nathan kept on apologizing for what he did to the thief. He knew that punching a kid is bad yet he did that that's why Lavi is mad at him.
"I'm really, really sorry, Lavi-san," Nathan sincerely apologized again to the older exorcist. Lavi hadn't given him any word since the time when he punched Timothy on the face. He did it because he was truly insulted with what the thief was calling him. The boy just kept on addressing him a she even though Lavi already told the thief that he is a he. Honestly, does he look like a girl? "Lavi-san, at least talk to me, I'm sorry," he apologized again.
Lavi still didn't talk nor look at Nathan. He's not angry. He's just acting like he is angry for Nathan to learn his lesson. Well, Nathan is older than Timothy. Punching younger or weaker persons is bullying, right?
"Lavi-san…" Nathan called the older exorcist again.
Lavi stood up and walked out of the room, slamming the door closed behind him. He is sure that the younger exorcist would follow and stop him.
"Lavi-san!" Nathan shouted as he ran after Lavi. He stopped the older exorcist from walking by holding Lavi's hand. He, then, hugged the Bookman Jr. tightly and buried his face on Lavi's chest. "I'm really sorry. I won't do it again. I promise. Even if he thinks I'm a girl. Even if he calls me your girlfriend. I won't hurt him. Just talk to me please, Lavi-san. I'm sorry," he apologized continuously. "Please," he pleaded when he didn't receive any response from Lavi, looking up at the older exorcist with teary eyes.
Lavi stared at Nathan who was ready to cry any moment now if he doesn't forgive the boy's mistake. Geez. This kid is easy to fool. I was just acting and here he is, showing the cutest face he got. He quickly dragged the boy back inside the room and pushed Nathan to the door that was now closed.
Nathan looked up at Lavi with his big eyes. He couldn't move because he suddenly became nervous. Lavi was gripping his shoulders. He didn't know what he would do nor say so he just waited patiently on what Lavi will do to him.
Cute. Lavi lowered himself a little so he faced Nathan closely. He smiled first before kissing the boy intensely on the lips. Well, he, himself, knows that he isn't Kanda who has a lot of self-control. He couldn't resist himself from kissing this cute, little boy. He doesn't know why he gets seduce by this cuteness. He likes older women but how come he became attracted to Nathan?
Nathan breathed heavily after the kiss. He was clutching Lavi's sleeves tightly due to the weakening kiss Lavi gave him. "I'm sorry, please. D-Don't hate me, Lavi-san," he apologized again. He really wouldn't know what he would do if the older exorcist hated him. He likes Lavi after all.
"I hate you," Lavi said, teasing Nathan. Well, his mischievousness never left his side.
With the said words, Nathan's tears rolled down his face quickly. It hurt him so much that he couldn't even utter any word to apologize again or ask why Lavi hated him.
Lavi looked at Nathan. He thought Nathan wouldn't believe him, but now, the boy is crying already. He's a great actor maybe. "I was just kidding, just kidding," he informed the silver-haired exorcist. "Why are you crying?" he asked as he hugged Nathan.
Nathan kept on sobbing cutely on Lavi's chest. Lavi went too far with the joke. The older exorcist said it with a very serious tone that's why he believed it. "You're so mean, Lavi-san. I like you so much yet you said that," he told the Bookman Jr. as he looked up at him.
"I like you, too," Lavi said smiling at the boy.
"I thought she's not your girlfriend, Onii-san?" Timothy suddenly asked. The two exorcists hadn't noticed that he woke up a while ago (when Lavi walked out of the room and slammed the door strongly which means he saw the kissing scene).
Lavi and Nathan only looked at the kid. Lavi smiled nervously while Nathan blushed lightly.
Kanda searched for the missing bean sprout. He was wandering around the Black Order for less than an hour but the Moyashi is still nowhere to be found. He went to his room, to the dining room, to the bean sprout's room, to Komui's office, to the places where the Moyashi would always end up when he gets lost, but he still didn't see a shadow of his beloved.
In this kind of situation, there is only one person who could help him and that person is Mari. Kanda knocked on the door of the room and luckily, it opened right away. "I need to know where the bean sprout is," he quickly told Mari once he saw the taller man.
Mari smiled at the Japanese exorcist before listening to the Moyashi's voice or anything that will help him find Allen using his innocence. "In the library, I guess," he told Kanda.
"Tch, thanks," Kanda said as he walked away. He went to the 5th floor though he is curious why the bean sprout would be there. Allen never liked reading after all.
Kanda stood in front of the door of the library then opened it quietly. He searched inside and found his bean sprout reading seriously at the very corner of the library. "Moyashi," he called the bean sprout as he walked near him.
Allen, who was surprised at the Japanese man's presence, fell from the chair and blushed darkly. He looked at Kanda nervously; afraid of what will happen if what he was doing was discovered. "B-BaKanda, why are you here?" he asked, trying to sound tough.
Kanda looked at his bean sprout with suspicion. Allen is really obvious when he wants to hide something. "What are you reading?" Kanda asked as he took the book that was on the table. He tried to look at it but Allen suddenly stood up and covered his eyes with both hands. (The book was still opened at the page where Allen was reading.)
"Give it back, baKanda!" Allen shouted cutely, still covering Kanda's eyes.
Kanda knew that Allen would never let him see what he was reading… So what Kanda did is thought of a way on how he will distract the boy from covering his eyes. Fortunately, an idea quickly got into his mind. He hugged Allen tightly (but still, not releasing the book from his hand) bringing the boy shivers.
Shocked at Kanda's action, Allen subconsciously rested his hands on the Japanese man's shoulders. His cheeks were blushing darkly and his heart was beating so fast. He couldn't utter any word.
Not wasting this opportunity, Kanda took a look at the book and read in his mind the title of what the white-haired exorcist was reading.
How to Please Your Man in Bed
Kanda blushed unexpectedly because of the title. There's no way Allen would read something like that, is there? His very innocent beloved would never read something like that. Maybe, he just read it wrongly, right? Right? Right? Kanda read it again to confirm if what he read was right.
How to Please Your Man in Bed
How to please your man in bed? What the fuck? How to please your man in bed? Fuck.
"Baka Moyashi, what's this?" Kanda asked as he pulled away from the hug. "What the fuck is this?" he asked again, looking down at his bean sprout, showing the boy the book he was holding.
Allen was wide-eyed seeing the book. He completely forgot that. He stole it quickly from Kanda and hid it behind his back. "I-It's nothing," he answered, bowing his head a little, looking at the sides so that he wouldn't meet his beloved's eyes.
Kanda walked forward making Allen walked backwards nervously. Yeah, Allen is too nervous. He was caught in the act reading something perverted and on top of that, his lover was the one who caught him. He continued walking backwards 'til he hit the wall.
Kanda imprisoned the boy quickly by placing both his hands on the sides of Allen's face. He stared at his bean sprout who looked really, really nervous. He cupped Allen's cheek with his right hand, feeling the smooth skin of the younger exorcist.
Allen never looked at Kanda. His head was bowed even though Kanda was cupping his cheek. He wanted himself to be absorbed by the wall behind him so that he would vanish quickly in this world. "It's nothing, really," he whispered.
"I searched for you everywhere. And here I found you, reading something unnecessary— something perverted," Kanda said as he lifted Allen's head so that the boy looked at him directly in the eyes. "You don't have to do anything," he said, thinking that Allen was reading it in preparation for the sex they will do in the near future.
"But I am doing it for you. I am doing it so you will choose me instead of Lenalee, so you will stay with me forever," Allen pouted, blushing lightly. He was waiting for Kanda to give him a reply but all he received was silence. "I'm doing it because I love you," he continued though his voice was shaking a little, looking at the taller exorcist directly in the eyes.
"Why in hell would I choose between the two of you?" Kanda asked the boy.
"Well, because Kanda, you were with Lenalee this morning and I heard her said that she was jealous. Then you told her that you'll find who is better. Then… I figured out that you will use sex as a basis because you wanted to have sex with me that is why I was reading that book," Allen explained continuously, not averting his eyes from the Kanda's.
Kanda was stilled for a moment. He smirked first before kissing Allen passionately on the lips. He tightly wrapped his arms around the bean sprout's waist as he deepened the kiss more. He understands now why Allen is acting weird this day. It was because of him. He shouldn't have lied to his lover. Allen has uncertainties because of him. He made his bean sprout cry.
Kanda sucked Allen's lips for one last time before pulling away. "It's a misunderstanding, Moyashi," he said looking at Allen's eyes.
Allen's face was flushed and he was breathing heavily. He was clutching Kanda's shoulder tightly and his knees were trembling because of the breath-taking kiss. If only the Japanese exorcist wasn't hugging him, he would definitely be sitting on the floor now. "What did I misunderstand? You lied to me when you said you went to the comfort room. You don't want me to know that you and Lenalee talked," he said.
Kanda let go of his bean sprout and sat on the bench near the wall with his arms crossed against his chest. He didn't want to explain while standing. He got tired of searching for Allen also so he had to sit. "I lied to you because I didn't want you to know about Lenalee's feelings. I—"
"Why didn't you want me to know?" Allen asked, interrupting Kanda's serious explanation. He looked at Kanda only to see his lover looking at him with annoyance. "What?"
"Shut up and just listen. Sit beside me," Kanda commanded as he pulled the bean sprout by the hand so that Allen sat closely beside him.
Allen felt his heart suddenly beat fast. He was fidgeting nervously, afraid of the words that will come out from the Japanese man's mouth.
"Lenalee loves you," the older exorcist informed Allen straightforwardly.
Allen's eyes widened as he looked at Kanda with surprise. "You're mistaken, Kanda, Lenalee loves y—"
Kanda covered Allen's small mouth with his one hand. His brows were twitching with anger because of his lover's talkativeness. "I told you to shut up," he said, frowning at his bean sprout. "She loves you and she wants to take you away from me," he informed Allen, still covering the boy's talkative mouth. "I didn't want you to be aware of her feelings because you might get confused with your feelings and you'll let her take you away," he explained clearly.
Allen stared at Japanese man with confusion. He took and held Kanda's hand that was covering his mouth. His mind is currently processing all the scenes he saw and Kanda's explanations together, realizing that he really misunderstood Kanda's and Lenalee's actions. "T-Then, the one you really love is me?" he asked, still unsure of everything.
"Only you," Kanda answered directly. He knows that simple answers wouldn't make Allen's mind and heart at ease.
"Then… why won't you tell me your past?" Allen asked.
Kanda sighed. That is why he searched for his bean sprout, after all. "If you really want to know, then I'll tell you," he answered.
"Huh?" Allen didn't expect that Kanda would say that. He thought that Kanda doesn't love him enough to tell him his past. "No, I… you got mad at me when I asked you so I…" he said with nervousness. "Kanda… let's sleep," he told his lover. He is still feeling so nervous with an unknown reason. His heart wouldn't stop beating so fast.
I'll just tell him when he isn't like this. Kanda was staring at his bean sprout. Allen was blushing and fidgeting with nervousness. "Tch, you look like a teenage girl, Moyashi," he said as he stood up. He, then, pulled Allen and dragged him. They walked together.
"Kanda, let's sleep in my room…" Allen suggested as they walked.
"Why?"
"Well… because I haven't slept there for a while now… and… and…"
"Moyashi, why are you so nervous?" Kanda asked as he pushed the bean sprout to the wall. He traced Allen's face with his hand making Allen's heart beat faster.
Allen closed his eyes. He couldn't take the nervousness he's feeling anymore. "It's your fault, baKanda," he said as he pushed Kanda away from him. He ran quickly. He really wants to stop his heart from beating abnormally. But every time Kanda speaks or touches him, his heart would beat even faster.
Kanda smirked and followed his bean sprout who luckily found his room without getting lost. Guess he's great in teaching directions.
FF Morning
"Moyashi, wake up," Kanda commanded as he pulled Allen up forcefully. He made Allen sat on the bed but the boy still had his eyes closed. It's already ten in the morning. They overslept again. He had missed his training sessions many times because of his Moyashi. Allen just keeps on hugging him tightly, making him want to sleep more (because of Allen's warmth). (Well, Kanda, that's your fault, not Allen's.) "Moyashi," he called his bean sprout again. He wanted Allen to explain his feelings to Lenalee first thing in the morning but here they are, still on bed.
Allen rested his head on Kanda's shoulder. He couldn't open his eyes because they slept late last night (Kanda just wouldn't stop kissing him last night). Kanda was hugging him so he wouldn't fall on bed— to prevent him from sleeping again. But due to Kanda's closeness to him, he could smell the Japanese exorcist's scent, making him want to sleep more.
"Moyashi," Kanda called with annoyance, already irritated at Allen's stubbornness.
"Nnn…" Allen groaned against his beloved's chest, bringing shivers to Kanda.
Kanda frowned angrily at Allen's response so he pushed Allen on bed. He positioned himself on top of Allen then pinned the boy's hands above his head. "I'm going to fuck you ruthlessly even though you're still injured if you don't get up now," he warned Allen seriously.
Allen opened his eyes widely as he felt his heart beat fast because of the said words. "BaKanda, don't be a sadist!" he shouted loudly at his lover.
"Tch," Kanda said as he frowned at Allen. I don't know how much self control I still have. "Get up there and explain your feelings to Lenalee," he said as he threw Allen the exorcist's coat.
"When will you tell them 'that'?" Komui asked the red-haired General.
"When both of them are here," General Cross told the Branch Head and the Bookman.
"I guess that makes sense. But what will Allen's reaction be?" Bookman asked the General.
"Dunno. Happy?" Cross answered, though he is still unsure of it.
*Article source: /1119209