Older Grandpa
Chapter Sixteen
Alice's POV
Okay so no one knows this but I decided to kill Renesmee just so I could see if we would get accepted. I was seriously gonna do it until I saw that Bella would kill me, Jasper would kill Bella, Edward would kill Jasper, and then himself, and Esme would die inside causing Carlisle to do the same. Yee-ah not such a good idea.
It had been weeks since we sent in our tape to wife swap, and I was pushed into a vision.
"Oooh mails here!" I sand eagerly dancing out the door to retrieve it.
I danced back inside and handed the stack of papers to Carlisle, "there is a letter from the Denali's, one from wife swap, some bills, and a letter from the dogs!" I sang in a particularly chipper mood.
"Thank you Alice," he said in his usual calm and boring tone.
"Wait why is there a letter from the mongrels?" Rosalie hissed.
"I don't know something about being matched up for wife swap," I brushed it off.
"What?" everyone shouted.
"Oh..." I said realizing what it meant.
"Well good luck with the dogs ma," Emmett said patting Esme on the back.
"I think it will be fun! Besides the smell," Esme smiled grimacing thinking about the smell.
"Yeah and we get Sue!" I sang.
"Well she smells better than actual dogs at least. But she will still stink," Emmett laughed.
"This is just great!" Rosalie exclaimed sarcastically.
"Yeah it is! They are going to be here tomorrow!" I sang with full enthusiasm.
"Well I'm ready, but are you sure this is like allowed? Like will I be allowed to go onto the reservation?" Esme questioned .
"As long as you don't hunt on their land I think it will be fine," Carlisle assured her.
"At least you won't be tempted by the smell!" Jasper laughed.
"I guess," she sighed. "But I am going to miss you all dearly." Her eyes were sad.
"Don't worry mom it's only two weeks, and you get Seth and Leah!" I encouraged.
"HAHA she gets the ones that REALLY smell," Emmett boomed.
"Be thankful it's not you," Edward said giving him a mean glare.
Emmett immediately flinched and went to his wife.
Sorry this one was so short but I am really having writers block and I just started school again.