Older Grandpa

Chapter Eighteen

Edward's P.O.V.

It was now day two of wife swap, and this is around the time that a normal family would be eating lunch, and I could see the crew carrying sandwiches, and slices of pizza around.

"Have you even seen anyone in the Cullen family eat?" I heard one of the camera men say.

"No. It's like they don't eat or something," another added.

"Wait I think I have seen the little brown eyed one eat something," a lady with a high voice said.

They are a weird family, and they are always going for private walks and things, I heard the first guy thinking.

They were boring me so I decided that maybe if Alice and I played chess they might get some good footage.

"Alice," I called, "would you like to play some chess?" she was at my side in a flash and I saw the eyes of the crew grow wide.

"Oh your on Eddy!" she pulled the chess board out and set it on the table.

"Whoever loses, I do not want this table broken. You know how much your mother loves it," Carlisle said looking up from his newspaper.

"Oh Alice and Eddy are playing chess. Sue! You have to see this it has got to be the funniest thing ever," Emmett boomed as they all filed in to watch our game.

I saw the crew watching us from off screen.

Alice was about to move but I saw and the outcome was me getting checkmate. She changed her mind over and over getting the same outcome before she knocked over all the pieces and declaring defeat.

They only moved twice how can she be giving up already? I heard all of the crew thinking.

"You win Edward, but I will get you next time! I will get Bella to help me," she stuck her tongue at me and stomped out of the room as Jasper followed close behind.

"Don't break anything Ali!" I called behind her.

*Smash* too late I guess.

"What was that?" Carlisle said in a stern voice.

What is he talking about? some of the crew was saying. I guess they didn't hear the crash.

"Uhm . . . mom's favourite vase?" Alice called.

"You were right Emmett, that was pretty funny," I heard Sue talking to Emmett.

So right now things are pretty boring, Alice, Rosalie, Bella, Renesmee, and Sue have gone shopping, leaving us men here alone.

"Dude, did you go 'out' before the camera crew came? Your eyes are black!" I heard Emmett yelling at Jasper.

"I forgot okay?" Jasper yelled back.

"Dude my throat is burning and I just went out like right before the camera's came, how are you doing that?" Emmett, couldn't understand it, but neither could I.

"Jasper I am going for a hike would you like to come?" I entered the room and blocked off Emmett.

"Sure, anything to get away from Emmett," we left and put on hiking boots, and packed some bags so people would think we were actually going hiking.

We started walking, and eventually made it onto a path that the camera men couldn't get onto.

We hunted and by the time we were done our eyes were a golden topaz colour.

We walked back, and the girls still weren't home, yeah wow!

Oh look there back, the crew greeted us silently.

"Hello all! The girls still are not back?" I asked as Jasper and I walked into the house.

"No! And I am SO bored!" Emmett complained.

"Oh that is SO cute, little Emmett is excited to see what the girls bought for him," Jasper teased.

Emmett pounced on him.

"Take it outside you two," Carlisle ordered.

They broke apart and went outside Jasper was out first, and Emmett again tackled him.

This fight went on until the girls came home, then Emmett jumped up and went to greet them.

"Emmett you are not going to touch me, looking like that! You will get me all dirty," Rosalie refused a hug from Emmett.

Jasper came and stood by Alice knowing that she as well would not want her outfit messed up.

"Renesmee, Bella, Sue so glad you are back! Did you have fun?" I greeted the three ladies with the less bags put together than just Alice or just Rosalie.

"Meh," they all responded.

Sue and Renesmee went inside to greet Carlisle and I stayed with Bella.

"Oh pleas Edward? Just one song?" Bella wanted me to play my piano for the camera's.

"Alright," I caved and started to play Esme's favourite song.

"Oh it is just beautiful Edward," Sue gushed.

That kid is like Mozart or something, the woman with the high voice thought.

I ended up playing until it got quite late and Sue and Renesmee had already gone to bed.

We all lay in our beds at night pretending to sleep, which was not that much fun really.

We had to stay there until at least 6:30, that was on weekdays. On the weekends Carlisle told us to lay in bed pretending to sleep until he or Sue came to get us.

I got up when my alarm clock rang 6:30 and got dressed.

Only twelve more days, I thought coming out of my room.

I think I will do Renesmee's Point Of View next. What do you think? I am sorry it took so long to get out, but I had to finish writing a chapter on my other story before I could finish this one.