Hey! I wanted to update sooner so sorry for the wait.
Disclaimer- I do NOT own Naruto! This is simply my story with Naruto characters!
"Hey Sakura!"
And so the life of Sakura Haruno, 'an average teenage girl' with pink hair and green, emerald like eyes, continues.
"Hey Ino-pig." She said, turning around to see her best friend, the annoyingly gorgeous Ino Yamanaka. "What's up?"
"Ugh, do you REALLY have to ask that I mean come on! Other than Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Neji getting stranger and seemingly meaner by the day, NOTHING EVER GOES ON!" she said looking very bored. "Don't you ever just wish something exciting would happen?"
"Well Ino-pig, there is that field trip coming up that our grade goes on each year. You know where we go to this old kingdom for a month and pretend that we are the villagers or something. It kinda sounds interesting."
"Yeah. Whatever. Although I still think it is weird that the castle is HARUNO Castle. Hint, hint, Forehead." Ino teased.
"Ino! The castle is in the land of spring and Haruno does mean spring. Besides there is absolutely no way I or my family have anything to do with that castle, seriously. "
"Whatever Forehead. Anyway we should get inside school and see if we can find Hinata-chan and Tenten-chan."
"Alright lets go!" Sakura said as she grabbed Ino's arm and started to wind herself in and out of the crowd. That was until she ran into something pretty hard and wet.
"Hey! Watch it!" A guy said snickering with an evil smirk spread gracefully across his face.
"I could say the same thing. You evil bastard! Get out of my way chicken butt!" (that's right it is our favorite chicken ass haired guy, Sasuke Uchiha.)
"Hn. Whatever loser and oh buy they way you got something on your shirt." He replied and pointed to her shirt which had an orange soda stain all over it.
"Hey Teme! Where are you?" At the sound of his best friend's voice, Sasuke gave out a good long groan of annoyance and Sakura just took one look in Naruto's direction, grabbed Ino's arm and ran towards the school once more with a scowl sesmingly permanently planted on her face.
Once Sakura and Ino reached the school they quickly located their two friends. "Tenten-chan! Hinata-chan! There you guys are…" Sakura trailed off once she saw Tenten's face which was completely red and had a fierce look.
"Ugh, I CAN'T STAND HIM!" she shouted.
"Neji scare her again while she was walking down the road while driving you to school, Hinata."
"Y-Yep. H-He never l-listens to m-me when I-I tell h-him not to do s-something."
"Sometimes I wonder if they can't just leave us alone for once. I mean Forehead-girl already ran into Sasuke this morning and look at her shirt! It's only a matter of time before they get us too Hinata. The evil bastards. How much you wanna bet that they will embarrass us in class?" Ino said looking frustrated. "Oh! By the way Hinata. We HAVE to work on your stuttering."
"Guys? Ino and I have already checked and we both have Social Studies first period. How about you guys." Sakura said.
"Actually same with us! This is gonna be AWESOME!" Tenten said instantly forgetting her anger.
"Well then let's go to our lockers and first one in the class room saves seats. Alright?" Sakura suggested.
"Good idea Sakura-san!"
"Sounds good!"
"Alright Forehead!"
"Let's go then! Oh and Hinata? It's Sakura-CHAN!"
In the classroom…
Ino and Hinata who got to the room at about the same time walked into the class and started to look around. "Oh hey! There are some seats by the window! Sasuke and Neji felt soo bad about what they did to your friends. Sooooo…" Naruto started.
"… They asked us since our lockers are closer to the classroom. That we let your friends and you sit by the window. So troublesome." Shikamaru (Of course.) finished.
"Oh! Um, thanks I guess." Ino said grabbing Hinata and walked over to the window where four desks sat. Just then the rest of the class walked in with Sakura and Tenten behind them. Ino and Hinata sat down and heard a really loud…
FART
There and then the whole class burst into laughter with Naruto rolling on the floor nearly dieing from laughing so hard, Shikamaru chuckling with an evil smirk because let's face it, he is WAY too lazy to laugh like Naruto, and Neji along with Sasuke smirking and chuckling coolly.
Well, everyone WAS laughing except for four VERY confused girls that is, two of which resembled some extremely ripe tomatoes. "Hey! What's happening?" Sakura asked as she started to push her way to the front of the crowd only to see her best friends embarrassed to nearly tears. "Guys! What happened?!"
"THEY SAT ON A WHOOPEE CUSION!!!!!!!!" Naruto yelled clutching his belly.
"And whoever in the world would do that?" Sakura said pretending to look so-shocked-anyone-could-do-such-a-horrible-thing while she was really bubbling with anger inside like a shaken up soda can that was ready to burst.
"SHIKAMARU AND I OF COURSE I MEAN…" That's when his eyes opened from their closed up state from laughing so hard only to see a furious Sakura.
BAM
Sakura hit both Shikamaru and Naruto right in the head with an impact that sent them into the wall. "HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY FRIENDS!"
"Wow. Dobe? Lazyass? What happened to you guys? Prank gone bad?" Sasuke said just walking into the room. "Oi Loser! What did you DO to them!"
"Gave them what they deserved." Sakura replied still seething with anger. "I would hit you too, Chicken Butt, for being so obviously involved with this. But,… I don't hit girls especially ones with such UGLY faces. I only made an exception for those two over there.
"Why you little…"
"Alright now! That's enough you two don't make me hand out after school detentions this early in the school year and besides I can never concentrate on this wondrous masterpiece while you kids are around, it's against the rules." Kakashi said popping into the classroom holding up his infamous porn book, Come, Come Paradise. Everyone just scrambled into their seats and sweat dropped. "Speaking of the beginning school year the famous Haruno Kingdom…"
"Kingdom of Stupidity is more like it." Sasuke said aloud.
"Alright I didn't wanna do this but, now I don't have a choice." Kakashi said pulling duck-tape off of his desk and unrolling it only to put a piece around Sasuke's Mouth and tying his hands behind his back. "Anyway where was I?" Kakashi asked dusting off his hands. "Oh right! The famous Haruno Castle trip where we go live for the first 4 months of the school year. We get tours and eventually we will all live in it and each girl will be able to get the princess's room and will act as the princess for a week. As for the boys they will be able to sleep in the king's and queen's room for a week and act as a prince. The prince and princess of the week will act as an engaged couple who were forced together and since you are technically forced together it will be perfect acting out! Now before I hand out the pieces of paper to decide which prince and princess will take what week are there any questions." Kakashi stopped to look around the room. "Ah, yes Sakura."
"Hey! I was wondering. If we are the princes and princesses who is the King and Queen?" Sakura asked.
"Well that's easy of course the two best Social Studies teachers in the school Anko and I!"
"HEY THAT'S NO FAIR!" The whole class yelled, except for Sasuke who still had tape on his face, Shikamaru who just opened his eyes after being woken up from the class yelling and Neji who was just too cool to yell.
"YES IT IS NOW SIT DOWN BEFORE YOU SHARE SASUKE'S FATE!" The whole class immediately calmed down. "That's better now boys take a slip out of the blue bin. Girls, out of the pink." Kakashi said. Everyone got up and walked over to pick out a number. "Ok now walk up and tell me your number one by one so I can match you up with your partner." After everyone went up. "Now I'm gonna write up who is with who on the board.
#1 …, …#6 Shikamaru Nara, Ino Yamanaka#11 Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno
#2 Naruto Uzumaki, Hinata Hyuuga #7…,…
#3 Neji Hyuuga, Tenten Kunai#8 …,…
#4 …,…#9…,…
5 …,…#10…,…
"WHAT!" Seven people yelled at once, yes even the cool ones, although the eighth one had eyes like saucers and had his mouth still taped shut.
What do you think? Read and Reveiw please. Like I said before I'm new at this.