Sorry for not updating in forever! Pweeze 4give me. (insert puppy dog eyes) I got a bit busy! Well read on!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
"Now what?" Sasuke replied obviously irritated.
"Hmmm… You know what I'm not quite sure yet lemme discuss it with the girls and I'll get back to ya on that." Sakura replied winking. "But don't worry after that disgusting kiss it is definitely gonna be good!" Actually she would never admit it but, that kiss was the best she had ever had! Of course he didn't need to know that! All Sasuke did in reply was send her a glare in return.
"Come on, Dobe. Let Princess Pinky take care of Hyuuga and lets go." With that he turned around and went back to the class no longer in danger of being mauled or raped. Naruto taking one last look at Hinata followed. Although seemingly angry about the whole ordeal he was actually extremely, well, upset. 'Was it really that horrible. I didn't even think her kissing was that bad…'
"Good… their gone. Hinata-chan wake up! Naruto went back to the group so you can get up now." Sakura watched her friend for a couple minutes to see if she would stir and when she didn't she grabbed Hinata's arm and put it around her neck to support her weight which actually was thankfully light since Hinata was a healthy eater and wasn't that sporty. She then dragged her over to the group and just in time for the last jobs to be called out.
"Alright everyone! Now Kiba will show us around the property and get everyone acquainted with their surroundings and the castle where everyone will live at one point as we discussed in class. But, for now the volunteers here at the castle will show each of you their jobs and how to perform them. Don't worry each job day is a simulation of what would have happened in the past except probably a whole lot easier. See you all at the entrance to the castle for the tour we will all meet there after lunch which will be provided to you by your volunteer."
With Sakura- Battlefield Nurse
"Alright girls. I am Risa and I will be your volunteer. Each day I will teach you the old fashioned ways of nursing while on the battlefield. It was actually the queen, before the kingdom was destroyed under unknown circumstances, that was the first battlefield nurse and issued the job to the kingdom's women while she was still in her early stages of marriage. Also, she had passed it on to her eldest daughter whose name has yet to be uncovered. We only know from entries in the daughter's journals. You will learn more about these at the castle tour. Kiba-san and his partner Shino-san have been researching and know more than I do. Now if you would come here I am going to teach you the same methods taught in the hospital in the program except you are taught to properly defend yourselves. For if you were to be injured on the battlefield you would simply become a burden for the warriors and would heal no one. We will start with these scrolls to study tonight on medical jutsu and I will teach you today on self-defense…"
'Wow' Sakura thought 'this is gonna be harder than what I first imagined.' 'Hey it's not that bad trust me.' 'Who are you?' 'You'll find out soon I promise.'
With Ino- Hospital Nurse
"Okay sweeties today we are going to teach you how to give simple check ups. Unlike the battlefield nurses you get to play on the computer the whole time which will tell you step by step what to do then give you some animated patients to give physicals. But just one thing…" She had been smiling sweetly until "DON'T FUCKIN GO ON IM AND TALK TO ANOTHER FUCKIN BITCH!" she yelled freaking everyone out "okay?" she ended sweetly causing Ino to sweatdrop. 'Jeez I hope nobody else has to deal with a psychopath like her.'
With Tenten-Blacksmith
"Alright" a big man came from a stand "you two are the blacksmiths right?"
"Hai Youthful Sir!" Guess who said jumping up and down in green spandex with bowl cut hair and HUGE fat bushy eyebrows and oddly shaped eyes.
"Unfortunately" Tenten mumbled. 'Why am I always stuck with him ever since we were kids I mean come on!'
"Good! Today you will study all different kinds of metals. Back when the castle was running a blacksmith had to know what metal would suit a weapon the best. Tomorrow I will teach you to make a horseshoe. Although like a lot of the fields you will be taught to fight because during a battle you never know when you will need to get a weapon to a warrior when his breaks." He said. "Got it?!"
"Hai" they replied.
"Good. Now if you will excuse me I need to get these weapons to the training field so they can start. Study these scrolls while I am gone." He said throwing about sixteen fat scrolls at the two of them.
With Hinata- Writer, Neji- Scribe
"Alright I realize that about half of you are scribes and the other half writers correct?" The man asked and was responded to by many nods. "Well you guys wont always be together so don't get too comfortable. The reason you are today is because we are going to teach all of you old styles of how they wrote and talked. The job of the scribes will be to record important events while you are visiting and the writers will be to write a story it must be about two feet long on the scrolls. The scribes will also be trained for light battle for the royal family sometimes sent a scribe in a battle to fallen soldiers so they can give final words to loved ones. The last kings great-grandfather set up this system to actually record his victory in battle but the last king set it up for last words. We will now be passing out scrolls with ABC old writing on them."
'Good I wont have to fight I wouldn't be very good anyway. I could never harm anybody' Hinata thought.
'Heh looks like Sasuke and Naruto wont get all the fun.' Neji thought.
With Sasuke-Warrior, Naruto-Warrior
"ALRIGHT MEN! YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE STRONG WARRIORS! YOU WILL EAT BREATH AND LIVE LIKE WARRIORS! YOU WILL FIGHT! YOU WILL DEFEND! YOU WILL SWEAT! YOU WILL CRY! DO YOU HEAR ME!!"
"HAI!" Everyone yelled but one chicken ass haired teen who simply let out a Hn.
'Where do I know this guy. I swear he looks familiar.'
"U-CHI-A IS THAT YOU! IT IS ME YOUR FOOTBALL COACH!!"
'Oh yeah. Damn why him. I almost became deaf during the season cause he never talks normally. He kept on slapping my butt too whenever he congratulated me. Ugh.'
"Hn."
'I'm gonna die.'
"Heya coach remember me?"
"U-ZU-MAK-I THE FAST FOX! OH THIS IS GOING TO BE SUCH A FUN MY TWO BEST PLAYERS EVER!"
'Scratch that. I'm dead. Sorry Sakura I will never pay ya back.'
Shikamaru-Battle Planner
"Okay Commanders in training. Today you will be studying old logs of past battle strategies and will memorize each by heart."
'Fun' Shikamaru thought sarcastically.
"Each day you will be given a different log to study from then in a couple days you will be given a problem and will meet in a council with the king, Kakashi, to figure out a way around the problem. This is how it went in the times of the castle. Each will learn defense moves so that you will be able to defend yourselves in battle when you are shouting orders to warriors."
'What a drag. What's the point. This is all so troublesome.'
After Lunch
"Finally! Hey Ino-pig!" Sakura yelled slowly walking over to where Ino stood waiting for the others to join her.
"Hey Forehead how was your job?"
"Exhausting. I think my head might burst from studying those scrolls and my muscles are puddy from all the self defense training. How about you?"
"DISGUSTING! Forehead girl we were on this computer program that made us perform check ups on all these incredibly realistic figures! Guys and Girls. You would think it wouldn't be that bad I mean a hot guy has to come up eventually right? NooOOoo! All the guys were wrinkly, fat, bald and the list goes on."
"That bad huh?" A voice said behind Sakura.
"WAS IT THAT BAD IT WAS HORRIBLE TENTEN-CHAN! How was your day?"
"Not too bad. Although Lee is my partner. The man just dumped a bunch of scrolls on us."
"M-mine w-wasn't bad e-either."
"Hey Hinata-chan!" Everyone chorused as she joined the group.
"We j-just w-worked on handwriting l-like in k-kindergarden." She finished.
"Lucky ducks!" Sakura and Ino said at the same time.
"Oh right! Guys I did Chicken Ass a little favor and now he will do any one thing I want, suggestions?"
"WHAT? HOW?" Ino asked. Sakura explained the story. "Awesome well lets start a list. I have a piece of paper and a pen lets write down on ideas then vote."
Ways to Torture Sasuke Uchiha
1. Have him dye his hair.
2. Have him be her slave for 1 week
3. Have him wear a pink bikini or ladies underwear and run around the town and castle
4. …
"Alright ready vote!"
Five Minutes Later
"Great this is going to be hilarious! I'm going to go break the news to him." Sakura said excitedly running to where she could just see his chicken ass hair.
Two Minutes Later
"I HAVE TO DO WHAT?!"
What will she have him do? You vote or add another choice! Then you get to see Sasuke do it. Again sorry for not updating sooner I was out of town and have been sick for a whole month with the flu and have just recently recovered!