dumbyrulz: I'm bored…how does a person kill a Hufflepuff?
kittycatlady: stabbing them with a wand?
dung: stabbing them with a knife?
kittycatlady: sending them into the room of requirement to find something lethal?
dung: blowing them up?
kittycatlady: send them in the Floo but forget the floo powder, so they get set on fire?
dung: hitting them on the head with a tea kettle and then slitting their throats?
kittycatlady: transfiguring them into a bomb and set it off in the Hufflepuff common room?
dung: pushing them off the astronomy tower?
tonx: uh, how about AVADA KEDAVRA?
dumbyrulz: but we're the OOTP! We don't kill students that way, it's absurd! It's forbidden! It's mean! Something a Death Eater would do!
tonx: and the other stuff isn't mean or forbidden or something a Death Eater would do?
kittycatlady: …noooooo…
tonx: Minny, ur supposed to be the responsible teacher! And Dumby, ur supposed to be the wise headmaster of Hogwarts! Which means not asking for ways to kill Hufflepuffs! And btw, I was a Hufflepuff!
kittycatlady: I wondered y u were so useless…
tonx: hey! That's an insult to me and all Hufflepuffs! Wait, since when was I the responsible adult here?
kittycatlady: wow, that was weird…
tonx: ikr?
kittycatlady: …sooooooo
dumbyrulz: how to kill slytherins!
tonx: AVADA KEDAVRA!
dumbyrulz: no, too simple.
kittycatlady: slitting their throats?
dumbyrulz: wow, Minny, who knew u could be so vicious?
kittycatlady: I reeeeeeeaaaaally hate slytherins and hufflepuffs. Ravenclaws r ok, and gryffindors rule. But slytherins r obnoxious brats.
dumbyrulz: nah, only people that r friends with Draco malfoy. Well, they r slytherins, and u r a gryffindor so it would stand to reason that u hate slytherins.
kittycatlady: true…
tonx: hm…boiling slytherins alive?
dumbyrulz: hm, creative.
tonx: stabbing them viciously…hitting them repeatedly with a baseball bat…putting them into the floo but accidentally forget to put the floo powder in…suffocate them…don't help them if they're choking in the great hall…AVADA KEDAVRA
dumbyrulz: all great ideas. Now, who has an idea for Voldy's glitter?
tonx: IM A PRETTY KITTY!
dumbyrulz: what is up with ur obsession with kitties?
tonx: they're cute! Duuuuh!
dumbyrulz: ok then…
ruleroftheworld: u all sicken me
tonx: aw, hope u don't get better!
dumbyrulz: BURN!
ruleroftheworld: I hate everyone in this world.
kittycatlady: what did I do rong?
ruleroftheworld: U EXIST. And u missed the w in wrong
kittycatlady: who knew that the dark lord cared about spelling?
dumbyrulz: BURN!
ruleroftheworld: repeat that one more time and I will crucio u! or have Bellatrix crucio u…I like that better.
dumbyrulz: time to find a new hiding place…
kittycatlady: I don't like people
tonx: I like kitties…
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! boredomness…anyways…please review! I've noticed that the same people are reviewing and while that's awesome and I appreciate it, please revieeeeew! And please vote! Time for a nap…or to write u a new chapter…either one works, really…have a good night? Day? Whatever time it is for u!