dumbyrulz: how to kill slytherins…
tonx: no! bad Dumby! No planning on killing students! It's not nice, and ur supposed to be the good guy!
dumbyrulz: and?
tonx: and ur bashing hufflepuffs and slytherins! Not all hufflepuffs are idiots like Cedric Diggory, and not all slytherins are obnoxious jerks like Draco Malfoy!
dumbyrulz: doesn't it bother u that hufflepuffs r such goody goodies?
tonx: I think ur confusing awesome hufflepuffs with gryffindors
dumbyrulz: no, I don't think so
tonx: we're honest, kind, caring, and loyal!
dumbyrulz: and ur point?
tonx: my point is, don't bash hufflepuffs just because we're awesome and genuinely good people!
dumbyrulz: u used a big word…
tonx: y r u the headmaster of hogwarts if ur so biased?
dumbyrulz: another big word…
tonx: when u die, im taking over hogwarts
ruleroftheworld: no, I am!
tonx: y? ur evil! ud kill anyone that talks back!
ruleroftheworld: I'm the dark lord! Id teach any brat that talked back a lesson on how to be respectuful!
tonx: u don't deserve to be headmaster of hogwarts. Ur too evil. That's y im gonna be heamdaster!
ruleroftheworld: what if u die?
tonx: id still be headmaster, just as a ghost.
ruleroftheworld: im going to take over hogwarts, and u can't! so HAHAHAHAHAHA to u!
tonx: wow ur mad
ruleroftheworld: wait, crazy mad or angry mad?
tonx: the former
ruleroftheworld: …I just had a earwax jelly bean
dumbyrulz: ooh, I hate those
tonx: I just had an orange flavored jelly bean
dumbyrulz: they make normal flavors?
tonx: I always wondered y ur nickname was Dumby…now I know
dumbyrulz: that's not nice!
tonx: neither is being mean to hufflepuffs and slytherins!
dumbyrulz: I'm dumbledore, the famous wizard, im allowed to be mean!
ruleroftheworld: that only works for me. And ur not as famous as me or potter. Hm…how to kill potter?
dumbyrulz: discuss that on ur own chat room!
ruleroftheworld: oh, I will. When were not busy coming up with ur fb statuses
dumbyrulz: I really hate you
ruleroftheworld: I despise you
dumbyrulz: I loathe you
tonx: oh my gosh, u two r acting like children, not men over 200 yrs old.
ruleroftheworld: I'm only 70 sumthing…
dumbyrulz: im only 100 sumthing…
tonx: act ur age, not ur shoe size!
ruleroftheworld: I don't wear shoes
dumbyrulz: y not?
ruleroftheworld: I just got my feet back! Y would I wear shoes when I could just walk bare foot?
dumbyrulz: oh, ur right. No shoes for u! without shoes, u might step on a shard of glass, or a rock, or a stick…
tonx: or dog poo!
ruleroftheworld: …maybe wearing shoes isn't such a bad idea after all…
tonx: I like kitties…
ruleroftheworld: oh, and there's one thing I have to add. DON'T BASH SLYTHERINS OR I SWEAR ILL STAB YOU VICIOUSLY WITHOUT ACTUALLY KILLING YOU
dumbyrulz: u hacked my chat room, and now ur telling me what to do and threatening me…I feel like im gonna cry…
ruleroftheworld: good.
tonx: and if u bash hufflepuffs ill crucio u. a lot.
dumbyrulz: then id ban u two and make it so u couldn't hack urelves back on…
tonx: do u even know how to do that?
dumbyrulz: im not going to dignify that with a response
ruleroftheworld: which, translated, means that he has no clue.
tonx: I figured
dumbyrulz: I hate people
ruleroftheworld: I hate muggles and mudbloods and gryffindors
tonx: I like unicorns…
hiyaaaaaaa! I apologize to any hufflepuffs hat took offense at any of the previous chapters where I kind of bashed hufflepuffs. But tonks was a hufflepuff, and they're awesome in their own way…pie! So, please please review! And vote. Bellaminion gave me a great idea: a chat room for random hogwarts students and teachers. So, please vote or give ur opinion in a review! Have a wonderful whatever!