dumbyrulz: ew, I just ate a booger flavored jelly bean.

tonx: I just ate one that was either dirt or worms…I spat it out before I could find out which it was. I think it was worms…

dumbyrulz: ew

tonx: I know

dumbyrulz: so, wanna come up with glitter statuses?

tonx: I think that a rainbow is just a ton of colored glitter in the sky

dumbyrulz: …next

tonx: I luv reading romance novels with sappy endings.

dumbyrulz: ur my favorite

lupinrulz: hello!

tonx: hi Loopy!

dumbyrulz: Loopy! I was windering when u were gonna cme on the chat room!

lupinrulz: please don't call me Loopy. It's offensive. And I couldn't figure out the tech stuff.

tonx: I hav a girlfriend who's a unicorn princess

lupinrulz: …I hav competition?

dumbyrulz: no, it's Voldy's next status!

lupinrulz: ooohhh. Ok.

dumbyrulz: do u think tonks would cheat on u with a unicorn? A unicorn princess?

lupinrulz: …only when she eats too much sugar…

tonx: what if I really did hav a unicon princess girlfriend?

lupinrulz: then I would say that I luv u, and I sincerely hope that u two r happy together, if u really luv her.

tonx: y were u a gryffindor? Ur so sweet and nice, u should have a been a hufflepuff

lupinrulz: actually, I should have been a ravenclaw bcuz Im so smart.

tonx: …right. I wish it would rain glitter instead of rain.

dumbyrulz: wow, ur coming up with lots of good glitter statuses for Voldy!

tonx: …awkward…I actually do wish it would rain glitter instead of rain…

dumbyrulz: …awks…

lupinrulz: yup…

tonx: ew, I just ate a poo flavored jelly bean!

lupinrulz: ew…I did that once…it was disgusting. I threw up afterwards…

tonx: tmi

lupinrulz: what's that?

dumbyrulz: too much info.

tonx: DUH!

lupinrulz: …u make it sound as if that should have been obvious.

tonx: …it kinda was…

lupinrulz: this is y I don't takl to people

tonx: really? I thought it was bcuz u felt isolated cuz ur kind of a werewolf…I used a big word! I get a cupcake!

lupinrulz: I never said I would give u a cupcake if u used a big word.

tonx: then Dumby will give me one. Right Dumby?

dumbyrulz: no, but u can have a butterbeer…

lupinrulz: isn't that worse?

dumbyrulz: debatable…after all, cupcakes have frosting…

lupinrulz: but butterbeer's…well, butterbeer!

ruleroftheworld: I think that anything bellatrix can't have is something that Tonks shouldn't have. Like sugar, caffeine, butterbeer, soda, anything like that.

dumbyrulz: I agree

tonx: well, I don't need anyone to buy me a cupcake! I'll just use my own money, even though I used a big word!

lupinrulz: I have all ur money, bcuz I knew u would use it to buy sugar

tonx: credit card!

lupinrulz: I took ur wallet

tonx: …that wasn't very nice…

lupinrulz: I like living where we do, thank you very much

tonx: what does that hav to do with me having sugar?

dumbyrulz: ud blow up things if u hav sugar

tonx: that only happened…what, once? Twice?

dumbyrulz: …twenty times…

tonx: no way! Ur exaggerating! Ooh, another big word!

dumbyrulz: did u even spell that right?

lupinrulz: I think so…

dumbyrulz: no sugar

lupinrulz: no sugar

tonx: …I have a hidden stash…BYE!

lupinrulz: oh no…

dumbyrulz: no good can come of this.

lupinrulz: nope

dumbyrulz: …do u want to stop her with as many spells as it takes to stop her, or should I?

lupinrulz: no, ur at hogwarts, ud be too late even if u left now. ill go.

dumbyrulz: good luck! Ull need it!

lupinrulz: yes I will bye!

dumbyrulz: bye!

ruleroftheworld: btw, I don't have a unicorn princess girlfriend…I have bellatrix, which is much much worse

dumbyrulz: haha

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