dumbyrulz: so, who will be my new best friend of the day and provide me with a glitter status for Voldy?
Arthurweasleytheawesome: "I pulled a prank on the miniser of magic, and his office is now filled with flowers and rainbows."
dumbyrulz: lol, that's perfect! But Arthur, uve never been on this chat room bfore. How come?
Arthurweasleytheawesome: my name's not arthur. Oh, wait, yes it is. Never mind…um, but anyways, it's bcuz im so busy with work and the OOTP and my family that I never have any time to go on the computer.
dumbyrulz: …ok then…that did not sound the least bit suspicious…
Arthurweasleytheawesome: no it did not. Im just…so tired that I cant even think straight. Yeah, that's it.
dumbyrulz: hey, did u know that hagrid got a fb and a glitter?
Arthurweasleytheawesome: really? …should I friend him? All he's going to talk about is this boring creature or that dragon…is it worth it?
dumbyrulz: probs not.
Arthurweasleytheawesome: I wont.
dumbyrulz: anything new?
Arthurweasleytheawesome: not really.
dumbyrulz: ur sons fred and gearoge r getting on my last nerves.
Arthurweasleytheawesome: …how?
dumbyrulz: bcuz of their snackboxes that makes students sick to get them out of class! It's dangerous, and it makes students miss school!
Arthurweasleytheawesome: they're not dangerous!
dumbyrulz: and how do u know? And y r u defending them and not sending them a howler for their bad behavior? And y havent u told me about the newest muggle inventions?
Arthurweasleytheawesome: bcuz I don't feel like it.
dumbyrulz: which twin r u? fred or george?
Arthurweasleytheawesome: fred
mugglesrawesome: what is going on here? Fred, ud better hope I don't tell ur mum about u hacking the OOTP chat room and making those snackboxes.
Arthurweasleytheawesome: please don't!
mugglesrawesome: I wont…if u get an E on one of ur OWLS.
Arthurweasleytheawesome: yes dad. But what about george? He helped me with the hacking and the snackboexes
mugglesrawesome: …Now go do ur work and study hard.
Arthurweasleytheawesome: yes dad
dumbyrulz: arthur, what's my favorite flavor of jelly beans?
mugglesrawesome: …
dumbyrulz: I almost believed u george, until u didn't say anything about punishing george.
mugglesrawesome: but at least my screenname's much more believable than fred's. dad would never be so self-absorbed.
iluvmuggles: …am I not the only muggle-lover here besides u, Dumby?
dumbyrulz: the twins hacked our chat room
iluvmuggles: haha, they would. But it's not like we talk about anything important, other than Voldy's new glitter statuses.
dumbyrulz: arthur, what's my favorite flavor of jelly beans?
iluvmuggles: I was under the impression that it was toffee.
dumbyrulz: yep, it's the real u. did u know that ur sons r making snackboxes to make students sick so that they'll miss class?
iluvmuggles: …ill be right back…I have a howler to send…maybe even one for each twin…
dumbyrulz: ok
ruleroftheworld: …stupid gryffindors…stupid blood traitors
dumbyrulz: gryffindors r not stupid!
ruleroftheworld: their pride makes them foolish.
dumbyrulz: I am not foolish or prideful
ruleroftheworld: …you say so…
dumbyrulz: I do say so. and im awesome so it must be true. Wow, I'm starting to sound like mcgonagall. Ew!
ruleroftheworld: haha
dumbyrulz: I despise u
ruleroftheworld: we're mortal enemies, of course u despise me. And I despise u. let's duel.
dumbyrulz: meet u there.
ruleroftheworld: no, I'll me U there.
dumbyrulz: r u challenging me to a race?
ruleroftheworld: there's no challenge. Ill win.
dumbyrulz: no I will!
iluvmuggles: …who's ruleroftheworld? Is it voldy? Wow, they're like children…
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