dumbyrulz: lol tonx, uv got to hear what ur aunt did
tonx: should i be scared?
dumbyrulz: yes. She found a dead sparrow, and named it Captain Jack.
tonx: y was it dead?
dumbyrulz: i dont knmow, but i do know that bellatrix didnt kill it.
tonx: she named an already dead sparrow?
dumbyrulz: yes
tonx: y?
dumbyrulz: i dont really know.
tonx: she's strange.
kittycatlady: ur not the first to say that today
tonx: im not surprised. Its true
kittycatlady: im so glad im not related to her
tonx: consider urself lucky
kittycatlady: i do
tonx: good. Sugar!
dumbyrulz: ur not the first to say that today either.
tonx: am i the first to say...i have over one hundred stuffed animals!
dumbyrulz: can i use that as Voldy's glitter status?
tonx: of course!
dumbyrulz: thx.
ruleroftheworld: im still in shock about being ur uncle, tonks
tonx: i still cant believe i have an old, bald uncle...
dumbyrulz: lol im starting to feel really bad for u, Voldy. Bellartix as ur wife, Tonks as ur neice.
kittycatlady: i think its really funny
ruleroftheworld: i dont need ur pity! I dont want ur pity! I will have revenge!
tonx: i suggest throwing raw eggs at him. It's so yucky and fun! Especially if u get it in his hair...
ruleroftheworld: lol tonx ur smarter than Dumby gives u credit for
kittycatlady: that is a lie
dumbyrulz: a lie thru and thru
ruleroftheworld: ur right. Wait, i was agrreeing with Minny, not Dumby! Wait, thats weird too...not as weird as agreeing with Dumby.
tonx: im offended!
kittycatlady: i meant lol. Do u ever really laugh out loud, or do u laugh quietly to urself?
dumbyrulz: ...burned by a professor
ruleroftheworld: ...so tonks isn't smarter than dumby gives her credit for?
tonx: i am too! Gosh!
dumbyrulz: gosh...really?
tonx: y r u making fun of ur bff, and not saying im smart? Were not bffs anymore. Your my...bffl.
dumbyrulz: *gasp * that's so mean! What did i do to deserve that?
tonx: one, u didnt' give me enough credit for being smart. Two, u made fun of me saying gosh. Ur my bffl now, not my bff.
dumbyrulz: what can i do to make us be bffs again?
tonx: b nice
dumbyrulz: i will
kittycatlady: nyways...have u guys ever eaten one hundred chocolate frogs in one day bfore?
tonx: nope
dumbyrulz: ...i have...
ruleroftheworld: y?
dumbyrulz: i was hungry, and craving chocolate!
ruleroftheworld: but y so many?
dumbyrulz: i dont really know.
tonx: did u throw up after?
dumbyrulz: no, i didnt, which is really weird...
ruleroftheworld: that's so unhealthy! Maybe ill outlive u...
dumbyrulz: meh, it as worth it. And ill outlive u. Harry will kill u bfore u send someone to kill me.
ruleroftheworld: ...doubtful...
tonx: wait...won't Voldy outlive Dumby anyways, bcuz he has horcruxes and cant die completely?
ruleroftheworld: ...u werent supposed to know about those.
tonx: oh well
dumbyrulz: have u guys ever eaten a booger-flavored jelly bean?
tonx: that's gross. And no.
ruleroftheworld: ew, no.
kittycatlady: y would u ask that?
dumbyrulz: bcuz i just ate one.
kittycatlady: ew
ruleroftheworld: disgusting
tonx: gross
dumbyrulz: i know. And u didnt even eat it. I did. I think im gonna puke...
tonx: how did our conversation turn gross?
ruleroftheworld: i dont know...MINNY
kittycatlady: oh, sure, blame me. All i did was ask if anyone ever ate one hundred chocolate frogs in one day bfore. How was i to know that Dumby actually did?
ruleroftheworld: ...
tonx: Voldy just wanted to blame someone
ruleroftheworld: its ur fault too, then
tonx: how?
ruleroftheworld: and its Dumby's fault too.
kittycatlady: but not urs?
ruleroftheworld: im the dark lord. Nothing's ever my fault.
kittycatlady: except for killing Potter's parents and trying to kill him, which resulted in u almost dying, which resulted in Potter's popularity, and other things that happened bcuz of u.
ruleroftheworld: that was potter's fault for not dying when he was supposed to!
kittycatlady: u do know how that sounds, right?
ruleroftheworld: im evil. Its supposed to sound evil. And i will kill potter, and i will rule the world! !
kittycatlady: ...have fun with that
ruleroftheworld: dont tell me what to do.
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