Oooh, here we are~ I just finished chapter two and I decided to gift you all with it~*heart*~
Shizuo: Why is she a second flea?
Izaya: 'cuz you can't have just one~ Warnings are on the first chapter, go back an read 'em my pretty little humans~~

Celty expertly slipped the concoction Shinra made into Izaya's orange juice before returning to the room he was in. She handed the glass to the man who gulped back the entire thing.
[He should have the results soon, would you like anything else?] Her message popped up into Izaya's face and he shrugged.

"I'm hungry, Celty can you feed me?" He asked childishly and she walked out. She used copious amounts of vodka in the food prepared for the two and using her own brand of magic and another of Shinra's concoctions too. She brought the food to him and handed him the plate which he gobbled happily. "You cooked tonight, I can tell. Shinra's food always tastes bad," He commented lightly and Celty leaves the room Izaya shrugs and eats, oblivious that his worst enemy sits in the room opposite his, equally oblivious.

Shinra is asking if Shizuo wants something to eat too and she gets another plate of the aphrodisiac/alcohol laced food.
"I said n-….Oh, fine," Shizuo ate the food since it was here. That and he knew better then to reject food Celty offered. She turns to Shinra momentarily and leaves.
"Ah, Celty wants a word," Shinra beamed and bounced out after her.

[Are you sure this will work?] Shinra frowned.
"No. But it's our best shot. And if they try to kill me later, I have you to protect me….right?" She would have nodded had she a head, but Shinra knew and smiled.
"This had a 98% success rate in the rat trials and the Reuses monkey trials. 98% is damn good Celty," He reminded and she seemed to sigh before destroying the left overs so Shinra didn't eat them by mistake…or accidentally on purpose.

"Shiit, what did you put in that Celty-saan~?" Izaya's cheeks were dusted red and he felt hot. His clothing was too warm and it bugged him. She led him to the garage and hopped on her bike patting the spot behind her. He grinned and jumped on but she let him off in Ikebukuro. Shinra was letting Shizuo go nearby and he stumbled towards where Izaya was. Then he saw him.

"Izaaaayaaaa-KUUUUN!" He launched himself at the other man who deftly dodged the attack.
"Shizu-chan~! I feel weird now~!" Izaya giggled as he dodged and Shizuo looked at him. Shizuo was feeling rather too warm too.

"Shizu-chan, is it just me or am I REEEAAALLLY hot right now~?" He teased stripping his jacket off teasingly and then he giggled. "Wow~ I feel drunk~!" He laughed hard then. His cheeks were still an odd shade of red. So were Shizuo's and he watched the flea for a moment before he burst out laughing too.

"Hoooo~! Shizu-chan! I didn't know you could laugh!" Izaya giggled and then got up.
"You have really pretty eyes Shizu-chan~"
"Ha-ha! You are drunk flea! You complimented me!" He laughed again.

"Ne, ne, Shizu-chan, you're drunk too! How come we're drunk? I don't drink~" Izaya giggled uncontrollably again and flopped down on the grass once more, still giggling. Shizuo stalks over, grinning,
"I feel warm too Izaya-kun" He said and then he laughed again and Izaya tugged his pant leg.

"Oooh, c'mere Shizu-chan~ I have an idea!" Izaya said gleefully and –party from the drugs and alcohol- Shizuo leans in close.
"What is it little flea?" He asks still grinning and Izaya reaches up to kiss him hard on the mouth. Then he lets go and grins sheepishly up.
"That was fun~" He giggled. Shizuo blinked and looked at him then grins and kisses him again…

Shizuo groaned and cracked one eye open. Hmm, well he's not at home, that much is sure. He decided to work forwards and remembered Shinra had wanted him. Celty have given him a plate of food and then he started to feel very warm and horny, as well as a bit tipsy. Then he felt wasted. His brow furrowed as he tried to remember…Shinra dropped him off in 'bukuro near his place and then he headed for his apartment…or a bar. It got to hazy…he did remember pounding someone into the sheets mercilessly though and he grinned. He looked down and realized he was either at that persons place or in a hotel room he definitely could not afford. He looked into his arms and the grin widened. Whoever he was with had black hair and a small figure that seemed to fit with his just right. That was nice, though he wondered how the hell to ask what her name was. The other person stirred and shifted a little and Shizuo wondered how to make it to the shower without disturbing her. She clutched on to him in her sleep but then something happened that made his blood freeze.

"Hmmn, Shizu-chan~ What'd the stop sign do t'you?" He looked at the bundle in his arms incredulously. There was no way, no FUCKING way he was holding that louse in his arms right now. Slowly he moved the warm sleeping bundle away from him until he saw the face.
"AH!" He shoved the other out of his arms…and incidentally off the bed too with a thump and a yelp.

"What the fuck?" Came the tired and irritated voice, "Who the fuck do you think you are? Do you know who I am?" The raven-haired man leapt to his feet, glaring then saw who it was. His face went from shocked, to awed, to disbelieving, to amused and finally settled on his usual cocky expression.

"Shizu-chan~ what are you doing here~?" His voice was its usual playful self but his eyes were like daggers.
"I could ask you the same question, where the fuck are we?" The flea looked around and frowned.
"If I had to guess, a hotel room," He looked out the window, "Between Shinjuku and Ikebukuro," he added.

"And…how did we get here?" He asked next and Izaya frowned.
"I was hoping you could tell me that," He admitted, his cheeks dusting red.
"Oh ho, so the flea is NOT all knowing after all?" Shizuo teased sitting up and Izaya just glared rubbing his back.
"What the hell happened last night? I don't remember anything…I don't even remember getting drunk!" Izaya whined and Shizuo grinned.

"Are you a cheap drunk?" He asked and the blush on Izaya's cheeks was a dead give-away.
"I don't drink. It's unhealthy," He grumbled, "the last thing I remember is Celty making me eat her-"
"Primavera chicken," Shizuo frowned.
"How'd you know? Shizu-chan~ are you following me~?"
"In your dreams, Shinra said he wanted a blood sample to verify something so I came in. Celty cooked so I figured it was safe to eat but apparently not," Shizuo explained. Normally he'd have tossed the bed at the flea by now, but he was currently thinking of the best way to murder Shinra.

"I'm. Going. To. Kill. Them. BOTH!" Izaya looked positively outraged.
"Hmm? I wasn't THAT bad you know," Shizu frowned and Izaya turned so red he could give a tomato a run for its money.
"THEY COST ME MY VIRGINITY!" He shrieked and then tried to storm into the bathroom but faltered, not able to walk. Shizuo blinked in shock.

"Bullshit, you have to be the biggest slut I know," He said and Izaya threw him a glare now too.
"It's called an act you plebeian fool! I don't need anyone for anything; I can handle my own needs myself!" Shizuo blinked.
"If…you were a virgin…and it was only because of this notion you don't need another person, then…why the hell are you so upset over a drunken one-night stand?" Shizuo asked pointedly.

"I'm not upset!" Izaya snapped.
"Alright, why are you murderous?" he rephrased.
"It's the fact that Shinra drugged us! I don't know what the hell he was thinking, but us fucking does not change anything! Not a Goddamn thing!"
"Easy louse, I agree with you, but you're still avoiding the question," Shizuo grinned impishly. Izaya fumed.
"I am not paying for this room," he growled before shuffling to the bathroom.

Shizuo: He's upset.
Seliphra: Yeah, he's deffinately upset~
Izaya: Sh-shut up.
Seliphra: Please remember to review, because if you don't I'll be SUPER sad ~*heart*~
Shizuo: She's the fucking flea. She's the fucking flea all over again...why, why does this happen to me?