Thanks Random Llama, you did a grreat job editing! What would I do without you :o?
IZaya: Have it full of then/than and to/too errors?
Seliphra: Shut it you...
Shizuo: Warnings are on page 1, and also, Seliphra does not own Durarara or any of it's characters, if she did, it wouldn't be as awesome.
Seliphra: And the goddess that is Erika would be right in her fantasy =)

Izaya sulked and sank lower into the warm bathwater. He was in what had to be the worst mood of his life. He had actually trusted Shinra…sort-of….and thanks to that son of a bitch he wakes up with a sore ass and no longer a virgin! Next to a monster of all things! ANYONE would have been better than Shizuo, though he had to admit, he was rather surprised the monster hadn't just put the bed on him after waking up. He scowled and tried to think, tried to remember what had transpired the night before but it was all a blurry haze. He remembered feeling giddy….shockingly giddy, and hot. He remembered the heat the best and it made him shiver. He had been so hot…and Shizuo…Shizuo had eased the heat. It hadn't subsided until they were done. He felt his cheeks burn again and blew some bubbles in the water in frustration, his knees coming up to rest under his chin. He was going to murder Shinra. A knock on the door shocked him out of his murderous reverie.

"Hey, I'm ordering room service, you want anything?" It was Shizuo. Izaya sighed supposing that he could put up with him….just this once, just until they parted ways. Then everything could go back to the way it was like none of this ever happened.

"Whatever the most expensive item on the menu is," He called bitterly and he heard Shizuo chuckle.
"Got it," he replied and the man's footsteps thumped away. Izaya hated Shizuo. He loved humans, but Shizuo was not human, Shizuo was a monster, and while even a monster deserves love, they don't deserve his. His love is reserved for the humans, each and every one of his humans. Eventually he heard an exchange at the door and he got out of his bath. At least his ass was less sore now, he thought bitterly, pulling on a robe. It was a bit fluffy for his taste but it was all he had. His clothing appeared to have been shredded.

"Oh good, you're out. I was gonna come get you," The blonde man said, glancing up at him. He shrugged.
"I know you said the most expensive thing, but they said they don't serve lobster yet so I got you French toast," He said, he sounded….awkward.
"Yeah….th-thanks," Now that got Shizuo's attention. "What? Have you never heard the word before protozoan?"
"Not from you," He grinned and sat digging in to his massive pile of pancakes. Izaya cringed and started on the toast. It was half-way decent anyways.

"I'm not paying for this room," The raven repeat and he nods.
"Heard you the first time flea,"
"Well….good,"
"I'm not either," Shizuo grins and Izaya looked up at him.
"If you're not paying either then who is?"
"This was obviously Shinra's idea, I think he should foot the bill," Huh. The plebeian can have some intelligent ideas after all, Izaya thought and a small smirk formed.

"Yes….that should do nicely. I'll get him to pay with his wallet….then his hide," Izaya said happily and he enjoyed the rest of his breakfast a bit more. Shizuo seemed a bit perturbed by the smirk Izaya wore through the rest of the meal.

"Moshi moshi!" Shinra chirped as he picked up the phone.
"Shinra-saaaan, I need you to come and get me," Izaya said. His voice was both playful and threatening and neither was good for the petite doctor. He gulped.

"I'll send Celty over right aw-"
"No, YOU get to come today~! Oh….and you better bring your wallet." Izaya cackled and hung up and Celty's screen popped in front of his face.
[You should have expected his ire]
"I did…I'm just not sure if I'll live to see this experiment through," He mumbled. And Celty's screen appeared again.

[I will protect you even from Izaya]

Shizuo left before Shinra showed up and when he did Celty was behind him. Izaya smirked,
"Aww, Shinra-san, I thought we were friends? Why the body guard?" Shinra gulped and looked at him nervously.
"Izaya-san….how are you feeling?" He asked nervously.
"Fine thank you very much, but I need eighty-thousand yen from you," Shinra blanched.

"You need h-how much?"
"For the room of course. This was your fault so you get to pay up," Izaya smirked coldly despite his jovial tone.
[Pay it and be grateful you keep your life]
"A-ah…right then. Umm…okay, I'll go pay," He teetered to the desk and Izaya watched him with a cold glare. He looked at Celty with the same glare.
"He brought you in on this," He hissed and she remained motionless, her body faced to Shinra, not Izaya.
"I don't how he did it, but don't think I'm going to go easy on you either just because you work for me from time to time." He growled, feeling a bit better afterwards. He left without waiting for Shinra to finish paying.

This never happened.

Seliphra: Bahaha! Y'all will have to wait a while for lemons with this one, but there will be some, trust me y'all!
Izaya: This is going somewhere right?
Seliphra: The story or the postscript?
Shizuo: Both?
Seliphra: Story, yes, I have a very specific line in mind and I know how to get there, and postscript...not so much =D
Izaya: ...right, well, review my lovely humans, or you won't find out what happens next ~*heart*~