Naruto: WTF?! Ino-Chan!! What Was THAT?!
Sasuke: God Naruto, Sai was right
Naruto: Hu? 'bout what?
Sasuke: You ARE a pussy
Naruto: why are you so mean to me Sasuke-teme?
Sasuke: Awww, it's OK Naru-Chan, I still love you –hugs Naru from behind-
Ino: Hey you horny little bitches! Save it for the actual story!
Sasuke: –sticks out tongue at Ino-
Ino: -cracks knuckles threateningly-
Sasuke: -uses tongue to lick Naru's cheek-
Ino: -decks Sasuke so hard he goes flying- OK, chapter… 5 coming your way!
Chapter 5: Special Delivery
Naruto stirred, his eyes parted slightly, shafts of predawn light filtered through a window with the slanted blinds drawn. He remembered happily where he was and why he was there, his mind traced through every detail of last night's events. Sometime during the night Sasuke had woken enough to pull out of his new lover and cover them both with the white sheets and navy blue comforter. The two were laying on their sides facing the same direction, if they had been sitting up, Naruto would have been sitting in Sasuke's lap. Sasuke's arm was wrapped gently, protectively around the blond's stomach, keeping him pulled close. Naruto could feel the warmth of Sasuke's groin pressing against his ass as his raven slept soundly.
"Ohayo Naru-Chan" Sasuke whispered sleepily in the blond's ear, his voice was soft and soothing. He wrapped his free arm around Naruto's chest, pulling him seductively into a gentle embrace.
"Hmn" Naruto cooed softly in response, lifting one groggy hand to run it through Sasuke's raven hair. Sasuke pressed his lips lightly against Naruto's ear, his onyx eyes burned coldly with passion, more reminiscent of a gale of passion than a flame.
"So, how did you like your birthday present?" the raven whispered, his lips resting gently against the corner of Naruto's ear.
"The ramen was great!" Naruto replied turning his head to look his lover in the eye, a mischievous spark passed through his azure eyes, but an innocent smile betrayed nothing of the joke. Sasuke, not catching this, was taken aback; his heart sunk and he relaxed his grip on Naruto's torso. Naruto's smile broadened as he continued, "but the sex was better!" Sasuke's heart pounded and a pale pink blush crept across his face as the hand that had been running through his hair pulled his head down for a passionate kiss. After their lips broke apart, Naruto licked his lips and smiled up at Sasuke, "you taste good" he teased with a slight smirk.
"Damn Naruto!" Sasuke said; he could feel a twitch in his lower regions, "why do you have to be so god damn sexy? I'd slam into you right now if I wasn't so fucking exhausted!" Sasuke scowled playfully at his lover.
"I can tell, Sasuke-Kun," Naruto replied in a seductively hushed voice, "you are starting to poke me."
"Well that's what you get for being so fucking sexy," Sasuke nuzzled Naruto's blond hair, "it's not my fault you turn me on." Now it was Naruto's turn to blush as Sasuke's member began to poke him harder in the ass. Naruto's stomach lurched and he could feel himself too beginning to harden. Sasuke nipped the blond's ear gently and Naruto let out a tired moan.
"Sasuke, stop it," Naruto protested, "you're making me hard too!"
"Oh?" Sasuke asked inquiringly, reaching the hand that had been around Naruto's stomach until it could feel the blond's fully erect member. Naruto moaned as the pale hand grasped his manhood, at the same time he became painfully aware of how hard the raven was. Sasuke began to rub the blond's member while rocking his hips back and forth, rubbing his own erection against Naruto's ass. Sasuke's tongue ran up Naruto's neck slowly, it retreated back into its owner's maw to allow the raven's lips to curl into a smirk at the moan he had earned from Naruto.
"Not… not now, Sasuke-Kun" Naruto pleaded quietly, placing a hand on his lover's cheek to keep him from licking again. "I'm too tired to fuck, besides, Tsunade baa-Chan probably has us assigned to a mission today." Sasuke ignored the hand restraining him and his tongue continued to caress the blond's neck. Naruto squirmed at the touch of Sasuke's tongue on his neck. "Sasuke, stop it! Or I will have to fuck you!" Naruto moaned. There was a loud metallic clang, then the sound of a wooden door slamming shut; Sasuke froze 'Kuso! The spare key! I forgot the damn spare key outside!'
"Sasuke!" a female voice called, "Sasuke?" it came again, "where are you? Have you seen Naruto?" The stares creaked as the person ascended them; Sasuke stared at the door, mouth agape as the handle turned. The door swung open "Sasu…?", Sakura was standing there, she
gasped and her pupils dilated. Sasuke, who was still clutching Naruto in a few… erm… locations, finally came to his senses, broke apart from the blond and covered himself more with the comforter, attempting to conceal his arousal from the pink haired girl. Naruto gave a small shriek and dove under the covers, curling into a ball and hiding his head. Sakura stared at the two boys, completely dumbstruck, it took a moment, but somewhere in her sinus, a blood vessel broke(4), her eyes rolled back and she fainted in Sasuke's doorway, blood still running from her nose.
"Damn it Sakura-Chan, ever heard of knocking?" Naruto complained as he peeked from under the covers, Sasuke was already standing and putting on his boxers. Then his eyes fell on the girl laying on the floor. "FAKKU!! SASUKE-TEME WHAT DID YOU DO?! YOU KILLED SAKURA!!" Sasuke scowled at the overreacting blond as he began t pull on a pair of black skinny jeans.
"She's not dead dobe, she fainted." Sasuke shook his head, "usuratonkachi" he added under his breath. Naruto blushed a bit, Sasuke was nearly dressed he wasn't wearing a thing.
"Uh… Sasuke-Kun…?" he started, but the raven, seemingly reading his mind, threw him a pair of blue skinny jeans, similar to the ones the raven was already wearing. Naruto dug his boxers from yesterday out of the pile on the floor and pulled them on, then pulled the jeans on over them. As soon as he'd done so, a black fishnet top and an orange jacket with white stripe detail running vertically down the front hit him in the face.
"You wear my clothes, you wear what I want you to wear" Sasuke said as he continued rummaging through the top drawer of a nearby dresser. The pants and jacket were tight; they showed off Naruto's thin, wiry figure. Sasuke had picked out a tight blue and white collared
jacket with a black undershirt and black ninja gloves (similar to those worn by Kakashi); he had his headband tied around his neck like a choker and wore his same ninja sandals. Naruto did the same with his head band, almost tying it too tight. Sasuke finally pulled out a black wrist band with three rows of silver pyramids covering it; he snapped this on Naruto's left wrist, then stepped back to look at the blond. "Sexy," he murmured before he turned to the collapsed Sakura in his doorway. "Help me with this," he commanded the blond as he put one of Sakura's arms around his shoulder.
"This is gonna be hell to explain to Tsunade baa-Chan" Naruto complained as he shared the burden of their unconscious comrade with the raven.
"Why explain, I'm sure Sakura will do a fine job at that when she wakes up" Sasuke said, but personally he was worried what Tsunade would do to them if she suspected they had hurt Sakura themselves. "We'll just drop her off and tell Tsunade that she can explain when she wakes up."
The two made their way slowly towards the Hokage's office (which was only a few blocks away, so they were in no real rush) many people just about dropped what they were doing and stared. One reason might be the fact that the two boys were cairying a bloody nosed girl between them, but many ninja are escorted to the Hokage's office in this manner. Another reason could have been the odd manner in which the two were dressed (you never see Naruto wearing anything but his orange jump suit, but that's Kishimoto's fault). The only other reason might be that with his one free hand, Sasuke was gently squeezing Naruto's ass while they walked. (My bet is most people gawked for the third reason, but that's just me).
Sasuke released the blond's ass only after they carried Sakura through the main gate of the office. Shizune, who was sitting at the secretaries' desk, escorted them quickly and nervously to Tsunade's large office. Tsunade was outraged to say the least that her student had been allowed to get in this condition, but neither Sasuke nor Naruto offered any form of explanation; they just left Sakura in Tsunade's capable hands, saying Sakura would be able to explain when she awoke.
Notes: more stuff you should know
Ohayo: short for ohayo gozaimasu meaning "good morning"
Kuso: shit (or bull shit) - - - also used interchangeably with 'damn it' in the English translation of the Naruto anime
Fakku: (what does it sound like?) fuck (duh)
Tsunade baa-Chan: grandma Tsunade (for those of you who don't know… and I pity you… Tsunade is really reeeaaallly old, she just doesn't look it)
(4) she got a nose bleed… (sort of obvious if you ask me..)
Ino: ha ha!! thanks for sticking with me!! It's been hard to keep this updated, even though it's summer, I have a personal finance class (please shoot me now) I have to keep up with... unless, you know, any of you would like to make APY calculations and compare the costs of medical insurance for me... -sigh- I'll try to keep it up to date, but it's harder to think of this stuff than I thought!! and i'm thinking that the thoughts i've been thinking are tougher to think than i though... i think... (think on that a sec. I'll get back to you in maybe a week or so with another chappy)