Narutoisuke: next chapter
Naruto looks up and says "yes ramen is my life and my lover we will have little fishcake babies together GOODBYE SASUKE"
Sasuke look sad and says "I always knew I just couldn't accept it good bye my love"
then Naruto and a random bowl of ramen with legs run off into the sun
THE END
lol jk love the story and lemons THE BEST FOOD EVER and like my little joke weird thing is I can see Naruto doing this had to write it
Ino: WTF?? "fishcake babies"?? TwT this makes me smile all the same
Naruto: -stares at bowl of ramen-… you can do that??
Sasuke: -knocks ramen to the floor and screams- NO NARUTO IS MINE –kicks bowl of ramen while it's down-
Naruto: NOOOOOSE!! NOT MAH RAMEN!! TnT
Ino: Naruto, I'll let you pick out Sasuke's Halloween costume and fuck him in Ino's… my… bed at a Halloween party if you forget about the stupid ramen…
Naruto: DEAL!!
Sasuke: WTF INO!! YOU CAN'T PIMP ME OFF LIKE THAT!!
Ino: my fic my rules
Sasuke: T-T
Chapter 7: The Torment of the Fangirls
Naruto's eyes widened a bit, taken aback he seemed shocked at what the raven had said. His blue eyes stared into Sasuke's onyx ones, seeing the deep remorse and hurt welled up in them.
"Of course not Sasuke!" The Blond felt really guilty about what he had said, It wasn't Sasuke's fault anyhow… He nearly jumped out of his sitting position, tackling the raven in a massive hug. Sasuke patted Naruto comfortingly on the back, humming softly in the blond's ear. Naruto, once he had gotten all the glomp out of his system, stood, offering both hands to help Sasuke to his feet. Sasuke accepted the hands and stood in front of Naruto, he stole a quick kiss on the blond's cheek, making Naruto blush very slightly.
"Come on Naruto, why don't we go for a quick walk before we head back over to my place, we can watch a movie if you like?" Naruto only smiled faintly and nodded, he still felt a bit sic from crying, a walk would help him to get over the drama. He held Sasuke's hand in his and allowed the raven to lead him about the park. They wandered along the stone paved paths under the vibrantly colored trees of autumn, they leaned on the railing of a wooden bridge crossing the stream, and they talked, nothing much, just idle chitchat.
They were passing through an unpaved clearing surrounded by Japanese maple trees when Sasuke froze, standing stark still. He leaned towards Naruto and whispered "10 o'clock, 7 o'clock, 3:45, 1:30, 11:50 and 12:20" Naruto was very confused (as I'm sure you are as well…), it took him a few seconds to realize Sasuke was pointing out positions, this is commonly used terminology when pinpointing an enemy's location. He glanced about the clearing, and sure enough, they were surrounded.
"Sasuke-Kun and Naruto?" one voice whispered, attempting and failing to not be herd.
"They are all girls, stalkers dating back to the academe" Sasuke whispered into Naruto's ear again. "I'm tired of them following me, especially now that I have you…" he trailed off staring into the blond's bright blue eyes, "let's give them a show…" The raven wore a mischievous smile, though it creeped Naruto out, he had to grin at the thought of driving away Sasuke's fan squad.
Without warning, the 'curtain' was up and Naruto was center stage. "Oh Sasuke-Kun!" he exclaimed over enthusiastically. "I think we're finally alone…" the blond trailed off, raising an eyebrow seductively at Sasuke, "kiss me!"
A shriek muffled by a hand was audible from the 11:50. Sasuke grinned with success. He cradled Naruto's tanned jaw in his hands, pulling it slowly closer. Naruto opened his mouth to allow the other in. Sasuke's tongue jumped at the opportunity, diving into the other's maw. Naruto twined his own tongue around Sasuke's, gently sucking at the pink muscle. Sasuke pulled back to take a breath and show off his tongue's presence in the blond's mouth before plunging back into Naruto's mouth. Naruto's hands held the raven's head in place, allowing Sasuke's hands to roam under Naruto's fishnet top, twisting and teasing his nipples to hardness with his fingertips.
The sounds of quiet outrage and furry echoed around them in the clearing, the sound rippled and amplified but was never more audible than wind in the trees. Sasuke lifted a knee, grinding it into Naruto's groin, testing it for hardness. The blond's pants were tight, and the Uchiha allowed one of his hands to tease the fabric covering the hardening member. He cupped his hand around Naruto's loins, rubbing them gently, earning a string of moans from Naruto. The blond, fed up with the teasing thrust his groin against Sasuke's, grinding them forcefully together. Naruto gripped Sasuke's hips with one hand, still using the other to hold the raven's head in a position where he could abuse his tongue. Sasuke threw his head back at the extreme contact, moaning loudly, a bit overly so.
All of a sudden, smoke seemed to fill the clearing, when the cloud began to clear; the silhouette of their all too familiar sense came to visibility. Naruto was distracted by this, giving Sasuke the opportunity to regain control, he gave a forceful thrust against Naruto's arousal.
Instantaneously, Kakashi's face was inches away from the two boys' faces, there was an awkwardly silent pause before Kakashi finally spoke up.
"OMG!! PDA Sasuke!!"
Sorries for uber short chappy… I blame Damien for IMing me… Damien, if you are reading this… BREAK SHANNON'S HEART AND I'LL BREAK YOUR ASS WITH A SOTTERING IRON!