A/N:
Me: I don't own Skulduggery Pleasant, if I did this stuff would've happened already and instead of all the bad guys the world would be overrun by undead teddies lead by a mysteriously and uncanny identical twin of me.
Chapter 2 That First Date
The door opens
"You're late"
"What are you talking about? I'm perfectly on time"
"I said 6:30 Skulduggery"
"No you said 7:30"
"It's 8:15"
"You love me"
"Sorry I forgot that I was talking to a living skeleton, whose world revolves around them- Let me rephrase it shall I? You are more than an hour and a half late for a date which took me six weeks to arrange because you said you were busy on every other day of the week and in the end it had to be at your place because you wouldn't go to any of the places I suggested. I sat in a chair just behind this door which I'm not letting you though, waiting for the moment we could share our very first date while putting you first so that you would be happy. Now. What do you have to say for yourself?"
"You love me?"
"Wrong answer"
The door begins to close.
"Oh come on! It's my own house!"
"Yeah, well the temporary lady of it is kicking you out"
"Mean lady taking over my house"
"Good night"
The door closes shut and is locked.
Nothing.
"But Mr. Cuddles"
Door opens and teddy bear is thrown out.
"I know you'll never do this to me Mr. Cuddles"
A/N: So hard. I've been getting writer's blocks and I need inspiration if I want to enter a competition (a few actually). I've made a work already but I want to see if I can come up with something else. Hopefully writing crack will help.