A/N:
I don't own Skulduggery Pleasant- but I can change that *takes out an AK47*
Chapter 3 Oh the Joys of telling your So-Called-Friends about that Relationship-You-Have-With-That-Other-Person-Is-More-Than-Friendship
"Tanith, Ghastly, Fletcher, Kenspeckle and China. Once again thanks for taking a piece of your time to listen to us" said Valkyrie Cain to her five friends.
"We thought you should know" Valkyrie started.
"Just some news"
"Good news"
"Sort of"
Silence.
"OMIGOSH I KNEW IT!!! SKULDUGGERY IS GAY!" Tanith stood up and shouted.
Everyone stared at her.
"Um. No. Sorry Tanith. I'm sorry but you're fantasies of Ghastly and I getting together will never happen" said Skulduggery slowly.
"You had fantasies about me and him" shouted Ghastly standing up and pointed to the beloved skeleton.
"Do you know how many times I've been injured so much I could hardly move!? I was bored out of my wits!" said Tanith in defense.
"Ghastly and Skulduggery together would be funny" said Fletcher laughing.
"It wouldn't be funny it would be sick! Sick and wrong"
"Excuse me everyone but I believe that Skulduggery and Valkyrie still have something to tell us" said China. Everyone looked back at them and sat down in silence.
Valkyrie took Skulduggery's hand in hers and cleared her throat.
"We're going out" she said.
Silence.
1000 swords pointed at Skulduggery.
"Um yes" said Valkyrie letting go of his bony hand and standing up.
"Just give me his remains afterwards" she said and walked out of the room closing the door behind her.
Skulduggery looked at the five in front of him.
"You know this means she's a necrophiliac" he said sniggering.
…..
Valkyrie was five meters away from the door but she could still hear everything.
"YOU SICKO. YOU PLAIN SICKO. DO YOU REALISE THE AGE DIFFERENCE!"
"SKULDUGGERY HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO AN INNOCENT GIRL"
"I DISAPROVED OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP AS FRIENDS FROM THE START"
"GOOD LORD IMAGINE THE CHILDREN"
"WHY YOU!? WHY!?"
Valkyrie sighed and shook her head as the distant sound of bones cracking disappeared.
A/N: Wow, I like fanfictions new set ups. I can write the stories on the site! Yay!