A/N: You know I made this a day after I posted the first chapter. So yes I had three other chapters ready to go but didn't post them.
Me: I don't own Skulduggery Pleasant
Valkyrie: There's probably a good reason for that.
Me: *imagines a world controlled by a pyromaniac* Yes, there probably is.
Chapter 4: Pervert
It was the one day. The one day. That Valkyrie was forced to go to school for once. And he had his plans.
15.00 minutes to go.
Climbing into bedroom closing the window behind him.
14.47
Taking off head and positioning it near the door in the right angle.
13.57
Trying to find somewhere to hide the body.
12.46
Tripping over a pair of underpants
11.23
Recovering from tripping over the pair of underpants
11.17
Contemplating whether to keep the pair of underpants
11.15
Keeping pair of underpants.
10.00
Trying to fit self in wardrobe
5.59
Falling out of wardrobe
4.00
Puting wardrobe back in order
3.47
Hiding under bed.
2.00
Waiting...........
1.00
Waiting...........
..........
Valkyrie was seriously annoyed that she was forced to go to school today. Even if Skulduggery said it was only for one day for the year she still wouldn't be able to forgive him. She hadn't worn a skirt in ages. Why were all girl's uniforms skirts anyway?
She entered the house destraught at the day of school having to go through SIX BLOODY HOURS of PURE TORTURE. When she found her beloved boyfriend skeleton he was going to get it.
She opened her door and stood in the door frame. Some one had been in her room. She looked at the window and around the walls until she looked down near her feet.
Valkyrie looked in shock horror as she saw the skull positioned in a complete position, looking right up her-
...........
00.00
Enjoying the view
-00.34 minutes
Being kicked
-00.35
Being screamed at
-00.56
Having head chucked out the window
-01.07
Having rest of body being chucked out the window
-02.36
Still being screamed at.
-25.58
Still trying to get up and recollect body.
It was worth it.
A/N: I thought Skulduggery would be a pervert. Don't burn me.