A/N: Well, well chapter seven. I'm moving on yay! Thinking about doing something like this fanfic for Harry Potter. But I decided I'll do another chapter of Crack since I haven't sorted the ideas out yet.
Friend: Yay!
Me: I don't own Skulduggery Pleasant.

Chapter 7 Man Talk

"So…"

Silence. Silence. Silence.

"There's nothing that has gone bad between us right Fletcher?"

Silence.

"I'm mean just be Valkyrie liked me better in the end doesn't mean that our relationship has wavered or anything. Of course I'll always think of you as that annoying brat and me has the superior mastermind but nothing has changed because I'm going out with Valkyrie"

"Oh be quiet Skulduggery"

"What? I'm just making some man talk"

"No you're gloating over how I got rejected by Valkyrie"

"Oh yes, I did happen to hear about that. I was very moved by the way. I think tears shed out of my eye sockets"

"Oh ha ha"

"No, I'm serious here. You must've been such a man to go through the torture she put you through for saying how much better you are than me, how you would be such a better boyfriend than me- even though that is so untrue. Not to mention she beat you so badly that you can't teleport for awhile and I have to drive you around. Of course that's a nuisance and you're a pain in the ass but considering Valkyrie did it for me I think I don't-"

"Okay Skulduggery. She liked you better than me. There. Are you happy?"

"Of course. Ever since she's been dating me I think happiness has been radiating from my body and ever since she moved in with me I think I could die with happiness"

"Go die in a hole"

"Yes I enjoyed our little man talk too"

A/N: Yes Valkyrie has moved in with Skulduggery. Don't worry I expect that she is twenty-four now as I'm going to mention in that next chapter.

Lol, Man Talk.

Now I'm putting this information in here because I think Skulduggery Pleasant fans would love it.

A few of you might know that Derek Landy went around to various bookshops to talk and promote the series. As a dedicated fan I actually went there (amongst little kids, so I felt a bit misplaced).

If you've seen the forth book you shall know that the fifth is coming out this year as well (woot).

He's thinking about calling the next book 'Mortal Coil' but it is unsure.

The rumors of a movie are true but there are still chances of it not happening.

Nine books in the series and the last book shall be black and thankfully he is against any book being pink but other colours would probably be red, gold, silver etc.

He is unsure whether Skulduggery or Valkyrie will be alive in the end (nooo)

Mr. Bliss has no first name (though I shouted out 'Call him Bob', because how cool would Bob Bliss be.

Tanith was originally going to die in the first book but his editor said no so instead she gets tortured in every book (that's why she's been so badly injured)

I actually went this thing more than a week ago but I haven't been bothered to type it up.

Derek Landy is really funny, as expected and I can see where Skulduggery gets his personality from. The room was packed with kids who were honestly so noisy and annoying but that didn't stop me lining up for half an hour to get a book signed.

People who haven't read the fourth book read it now.