I've been lazy in updating this… well at least I'm doing one a week… sort of…
I don't own Skulduggery Pleasant, Derek Landy does. I wonder how Skulduggery feels about that…
Chapter 13 Just a Monthly Procedure
"Skulduggery I'm leaving you"
"Uh-huh"
"I'm serious"
"Of course honey"
"I'm packed and everything, ready to leave"
"I know. I saw your bags when I came home"
"I'm leaving you"
"Whatever you say sweetie"
"Skulduggery! I'm leaving you"
"I know"
"See I'm walking out the door"
"You forgot your bags"
"Fine. I'm walking out the door with my bags. I'm leaving now"
"Okay"
"Good bye"
"See you later"
"There is no later Skulduggery don't you get it?"
"I understand the situation perfectly well"
"You know what. I don't care if you say goodbye anymore"
"That's nice"
"Good bye Skulduggery. I can't believe I wasted all this time on you"
"Yep. What time will you be back then?"
And with an angry grunt she walked out the door slamming it behind her.
Skulduggery remained in his seat looking at the wall, thinking;
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The door opened again.
"Don't say anything Skulduggery. Don't you dare"
Skulduggery smiled (if he could).
"Yes, love"
He stood up and followed her to the bedroom where she put her bags on the bed and opened them up. She glared at his entrance.
"Next month, it will be the real thing Skulduggery. I warn you"
He looked at her knowing that there was no one else for him on the entire planet but her.
"Of course, Mrs. Pleasant"
And he helped her unpack.
A/N:
Squeee! Mrs. Pleasant. Yeah, I married them. I think I'll do a wedding scene though, maybe an engagement scene too or maybe a scene where Skulduggery asks Valkyrie's parents for her hand in marriage.
Would you guys like that?