Rachele: Oh, gott, it's so SHORT!
DO NOT OWN HETALIA!
[I'm a little nervous. It's my first day of school here in America. You would be nervous too, da?] I used to be homeschooled by my дед (1) back in Russia. It's a big change here in America as a high schooler. I hope I make friends. I don't really want to be around my little sister Natalya all the time. She's in middle school thank God. She scares me. She scares me a lot.
Another kid came up to me. He looked to be Lithuanian and he gave me a smile. "Hi, I'm Toris," he told me. "Are you new around here?" he asked. I nod and smile and say "Da, my name is Ivan. I don't have any friends. Back in Russia, I was home schooled and if I ever ran into other kids they'd be afraid of me because my family is part of the Russian Mafia."
Toris started shaking and he was gone in a flash to the other side of the room where his cross-dressing Polish friend his quivering Latvian friend, and his glasses-wearing Estonian friend were waiting. They all looked over at me with horrified expressions and I simply smiled at them.
Perhaps I'd have better luck making friends later.
Overall though, I had a nice day. I watched a Prussian Albino named Gilbert who said 'awesome' a lot pants an Austrian and be hit with a frying pan by a Hungarian. Afterwards, I'd taken him to the nurse and left him there. I don't think he remembered me later though. He was unconscious when I took him there.
I think he's my friend. I can't be sure yet though.
Rachele: Okay, so, last chapter I promised hugs and virtual vodka to anyone who reviewed. This is also for those who reviewed the prologue to 'The Sappy Romcom That Is My Life: Freshman Year'
Gilbert and Ivan: -hugging NekoKayia and Ms. Nightshade -
Rachele: And here is your virtual vodka. -hands them it- Yay~! Anyways! If you review this time, you get a hug from any character of your choice. If you don't tell me what country you want in your review, well then, I'll set you to the default: Prussia.
BTW! If you made it down this far, then you've become one with Mother Russia.
Translation:
дед- Grandfather
Weee~! Okay, so, you guys, I'm curious, should I have TurkeyxGreece or TurkeyxEgypt? You tell me!
Also, should Gilbert and Ivan be roommates? TELL ME!
Lastly, if you made it down this far, then Prussia has invaded your vital regions.
RandR!