The Rise of The Turquoise Cat

by Charm the Dragon slayer

a strange new super villan, she toys with Mysterion by flirting with him and teasing him with her tail. but, will Mysterion's greatest threat be Kenny McCormick's greatest challenge in the strange mixture of the games of love & perversion they've made?

2. Chapter 2

chapter two: don't be a douchebag, Cartman i dont own, even though im working really to try and buy it, SP.

cartman's pov

kenny, followed by a girl about his age, finally showed up at the bus stop.
"thank God, youre finally here, Kenny!" i said. the two continued talking. "kenny."
all i could here was a cricket in the distance. "kenny!" ... "KENNY! KENNY, KENNY, KENNY!"
"WUT?" i said nothing. the girl asked for our names. stan said his name, the stupid little Jew rat said his, and i said mine. "well, Cartman, dont be a douchebag if you want to get someones attention." DID SHE JUST CALL ME A DOUCHEBAG? "well, Whatsherface, all you need to get Kenny's attention is a giant rack!" i sniggered. then she walked up to me and said, "Just because Kenny has the reputation as town man-whore doesnt mean you have to pick on him!" then she kicked me in the balls. then i blacked out from the pain.