Alright here's chapter three, and I thank all my wonderful viewers and reviews for this.

The manual fic was inspired by Lollidictator so go check her out, Also Hetalia doesn't not belong to me and anything else mention in this story does not belong to me either, Only thing I own is Maria and Nene and my vast pile of imagination.

A/N: Also to the people who want their OC featured here, I have given it some thought, however right now I will not accept any ones OC's. I want this story to progress before adding more characters, I had another story I wrote which had over 50 OC that I completely destroyed it when I realized I strayed from the original characters. So until the story progress a bit I will have to say no…

So enjoy…

Chapter 3 – The French have arrived

Prussia smirked as he grabbed the manual out of Maria's hands and started looking through it. "Finally the Awesome me is going to have some awesome company, I was starting to get bored because of you."

Maria snatched the manual back from Gilbert as she started reading. "At least we got a unit I can have a reasonable conversation without having to have to result in something stupid."

"What the hell does that mean?"

The bronze skinned woman turned to him. "It means I can now speak to someone who won't say the word awesome every five seconds or me wanting to strangle a certain person who ruined my perfectly clean kitchen which by the way is a complete mess. Care to explain?"

Prussia looked at her with a bored expression. "I thought to make myself an awesome breakfast, which by the way was awesome and decide to leave all the cleaning to you."

"did you bother making us breakfast." She asked

"the awesome me doesn't share."

"I knew it." She muttered

Maria went to the fridge and dug underneath the Brussels sprouts pulling out a can of beer, opening it before taking a huge chug. Prussia looked at her in surprise,

"What?" She asked annoyed

"You drink?" He asked

"Damn straight, I tend to make a rule out of it to not drink on the weekdays or even in the mornings, however when something annoys me to the point of wanting to slam myself against the wall, I tend to break that rule."

She took another chug out of it as she wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, as she looked at the manual in hand. "Now let's see what this Francis unit is all about?" She sat against the counter as she started reading the manual as Prussia rummaged through the fridge, Maria stop her reading, "May I help you, my awesome freeloader."

"Where are you hiding the beer?" He asked

Maria got off the counter as she pushed Prussia away from the fridge pulling out one of the cans of German beer she bought yesterday. "Here, if you knew the location of the beer, I know I'm going to have to make more trips to the store."

Prussia snatched the beer from her, as he started drinking. "At least you were awesome enough to get German beer."

Maria ignored him as she continued to read the manual. "Hmmm… things France can be…Chef? Well that's obvious, stripper? Hell no if he strips in fronts of Nene he's going to wear a freaken chastity belt permanently in this house. Marriage therapist? Le amore will get much more complicated if he's supposed to deal with couples…Teacher of what? Getting laid…"

She walked back to the living room as she grabbed the smaller box from on top of the crate and opened it to reveal France's stuff; she quickly dug thorough pulling out a book.

"Hmm… 'How to stop the French from invading your bed.' Aw! Shit, I know I'm going to have to make sure the doors are locked in this house. Nene's going to hate that." Maria set the book on the coffee table as she read the ways to get out. "Let's see number one looks really easy, number two mea….

"Kesesesese… you said number two."

"Real mature Prussia, anyways using method two is a no go since my kitchen is a complete mess thanks to a certain beer guzzling Prussian" She glared at him.

"you're welcome."

"Only French song I have is Songu from Eurovision, however I don't know if it French or not." Maria looked at the last one which dealt with playing a porno…

Maria smirked, "Method number four it is."

Prussia almost spat his beer, "You think you're fast enough to dodge him if he tries to rape you."

The Mexican woman smirked at her as she brought her laptop in the living room. "Prussia let me ask you this if I blind folded you and played a porno on full blast would you get aroused?"

Gilbert blushed as he turned away. "What kind of question is that to ask?"

Maria only smiled at him, "come on Gilbert would you?"

Gilbert looked at her shyly. "Maybe."

"So the same goes for France right now in the box, he only needs to hear the sounds of a porno in order to get out."

Maria typed in 'Hetalia Counting Erotic Sheep 2/8: Germany and Prussia.'As it started playing moans and grunts of Prussia and Germany were playing in Japanese.

Gilbert's face turned red. "What kind of shit are you playing?"

Maria smirked evilly. "Let just say a little Germancest…"

"honhonhonhon!"

The box exploded as a large naked figure dashed across the living room and pressed his hands on the laptop. "Let's see what La Prusse and Allemagne have been up to." He drooled

Maria watched as the personification of France looked at her computer in disappointment, really the only porn she actually had was some Spamano doujinshi and a few pictures of GerIta in a hidden folder inside her documents. However she wasn't going to reveal that anytime soon.

France then noticed the atmosphere around him. "Where am I?" He asked

A dark colored fabric hit him across the face as Maria blushed, "you're at my house and please cover yourself."

"So cruel, can't I enjoy the freedom of finally being free from the accursed box prison, surely you can understand.

France wrapped the fabric (a towel apparently) around his waist as he then grabbed Maria's hand "Bonjour mademoiselle, I am the personification of France also known as Francis Bonnefois, may I have the privilege to know your beautiful name." He gave a gentle kiss on the back of her hand.

Prussia snorted in the background, "Beautiful my ass." He push away from France, "Hey Franny, long time no see."

Francis face lit up. "Ah! Mon Ami it's good to see you are alright." They gave each other the man hug. As they then started chatting among each other.

"So Gilbert how long have you been here?" He asked

"about a day, and its already hell and it's all because of her." He pointed at Maria.

France looked at Maria then to Prussia. "Really Gilbert, One woman can't completely make your life miserable."

"oh yeah, what about Hungary?" He declared

"except her." France exclaimed

"and Belarus." He asked

"and her."

"and what about England." Prussia took another gulp of beer.

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France blinked, "he's not a woman?"

Prussia laughed, "He PMS's like one."

France nodded, "Oui, that's true."

Meanwhile as the two were in the their deep conversation, Maria had gone inside the kitchen and started scrubbing all the dirty dishes that Gilbert left in his way to make his so called awesome breakfast. She had to wonder what she had gotten herself into and thought what Nene was up to at the moment.

*Meanwhile with Nene*

Nene was currently sitting on her desk as she barely paid in class, with one ear plugged to her headphone listing to 'If I had you.' By Adam lambert while looking as if she was reading the dictionary, however it was only a cover so she can read her RusAme doujinshi. While paying no attention to the teacher who was currently yelling at the students, because of their lack of reading and studying.

"Class, I am very disappointed in almost all of you, Most of you have a C average grade in the class. Why can't some of you read the dictionary like Nene over there?" She pointed at the pre-teen Filipino girl.

Nene only chuckled evilly, some of the students inched away from her. Even if she had the highest grade in the class she was freaken scary as hell.

*Back to Maria*

Maria sat on the table as she sipped into some coffee while trying to crunch in the numbers to her budget to see how much it would cost having two extra mouths to feed. She had already finished cleaning the kitchen and ate breakfast while Prussia and France were in the other room. She had left some extra food for Francis and also Prussia; even if he said he already ate.

She sighed when she looked at the number figure on her excel chart rise. Apparently with Francis in the picture, she needed to buy him some clothes, He was much taller than her so none of her clothes would fit him, and at least Prussia was easy enough to find clothes.

She looked at the foods budget and groaned, also with Francis expensive taste in food and culinary skills it was really going to take a chunk of money, she would have to subtract some money from the entertainment budget.

Maria rubbed her head, "I wonder if somewhere in my past life I did something so horrible to get myself into this situation."

She then felt something grab her hair; giving into her natural reflexes she quickly threw her elbow back.

"Ow! Mon dieu, I think you just broke my nose."

Maria turned around to see France holding his nose as Gilbert only laughed at his best friend's misery. Maria quickly got up from her chair. "Oh crap! I'm sorry it was a reflex. I'm not use to having people sneak behind me."

She lead Francis to her chair and made him sit on it. "Alright let me see how it."

"Ow, it hurts so much... Look is it bleeding? I feel like it is bleeding?" He exclaimed

"um… I can't tell, your hands are in the way, maybe if you just remove them I can see." Maria tried to touch his face

"No! Don't touch it." He wailed

Maria stuttered, "but I…"

Meanwhile Prussia was just chuckling as he sat at the table while eating the food that was there, It was hilarious really, Francis wasn't really hurt but he had convince him to tease the b-cup brat to see her reaction.

Maria frowned as Francis refused to let her help; she grabbed his hands as she forced them away from his face to see what damage she made.

His face was alright maybe a bit red but then again he wasn't bleeding so that was a good thing.

"Francis there is nothing wrong with your nose, maybe a bit red but other than that you're oka…"

It was then she realized she was straddling him while his hands were currently groping her butt.

"Honhonhonhon, now Ma Cherie… It's nice you care so much for big brother France." He gave a predatory smirk "Now let me thank you by showing you the wonders of womanhood."

Francis was then met with punch to the face as Maria growled at him. "Estupido bastardo."

"Kesesesesesese!"

Maria stared at Gilbert who was banging his fist on the table as he laughed, Maria almost wanted to throw her coffee at his smug face but that would truly be a waste of perfectly good coffee and she would have to clean the kitchen again.

Prussia looked at her as he grabbed her cup of coffee and started drinking it. "Hey B-cup, where is the unawesome brat?"

Maria gritted her teeth. "She's at school, Gilbert you know the place you go to learn, it sort of like prison only with less privileges and terrible food."

"Did you come up with that?"

"Naw… I have a buddy in college I talk to on Tuesday and Thursdays after class we have random conversations."

France looked over to the two of them as he quickly recovered from Maria's punch. "Ah… young love."

Maria raised an eyebrow. "Dude, I don't date. I have no time for love right now it's just work, school, and Nene."

"Nene?" He asked

"my sister." She replied

"oh,"

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"Is she cute." France asked

The next thing France saw was he was on the ground with a spatula shape mark on the side of his face.

"Touch my sister in any shape or form and you'll be finding yourself outside." She yelled

"How cruel you are to big brother France." He took out a pink handkerchief and bit it dramatically.

She rolled her eyes. "Yeah just keep telling yourself that, estupida rana"

"Still you should be a little friendlier miss… actually I don't think you ever told me your name?"

Maria gave him a smirk. "Mon nom est Maria Hidalgo Guerrero."

Francis face lit up, "ah you speak French."

"My mother is one fourth French, I only got interested in my French culture when I was going through my family tree in junior high, and took basic French in high school, though I don't remember much of it all I remember of the French language is saying hello, goodbye, and a few French curse words."

"That's a shame I would love to teach you."

Maria rolled her eyes. "Maybe later."

Maria stared at Prussia as he was rubbing Gilbird's head softly. She smirked. "Hey Prussia go feed the chickens will you."

Prussia glared at her as he shook his head. "Hell no, they tried to kill me yesterday, plus the awesome me said that I wasn't doing it."

"Then you wanna try the cows again"

Gilbert shivered, France looked at him. "What's wrong with you, mon ami"

Gilbert looked at Francis. "Nothing."

Gilbert stared at Gilbird when a thought struck him. "Hey since Franny is here, where is he going to sleep?"

Maria blinked that was something she had forgotten to think about, "Well he can't sleep in my room and I definitely won't let him sleep in Nene's room. Guess he's going to sleep on the couch."

"Hey wait a second? This house is two stories; there should be more than two rooms."

Maria took a bite from an apple. "There are, they're the two doors that are between the bathroom in the bottom floor. The room on the left is the art room, it's filled with old canvases and paint cans, I haven't gone in there in a while."

"Why not?" Francis asked

"I usually swamped with cooking, cleaning and school to do any painting in there."

"Then what about the other room, you can probably empty it, it probably your storage room or something." Gilbert said lazily

Maria banged her hand on the table. "That room hasn't been opened in two years and I'm not going to let anyone else go in there!"

Gilber t growled, "Why not? If no one is using it you might as well let one of use it."

"My answer is no." She yelled

"Why the hell not!" He yelled back

"IT'S JUDAS'S ROOM!" She screamed

The entire kitchen went silent, Gilbert realized he just hit a sore subject for Maria, She only turned away from them. "I'll try to clear the art room, it might take some time but I think I can clean it by tonight."

Maria got up as she headed out the back door, "I'm going to go and feed the cows, Gilbert go do your job and feed the chickens alright."

She walked out leaving the two men alone.

"who is the Judas?" Francis asked as he brushed his hair out of his face.

"He's was her brother?" Gilbert replied

"was?"

"He's dead, from what Nene told me. He was very important to Maria, that's as much as I know."

"Oh… that's terribly sad, perhaps a home cook French meal will probably cheer her up."

"Yeah whatever I better go feed those possessed poultry with demon claws before Ms. B-cup decides to kick the awesome me outside."

"Good Luck, mon ami" France yelled out as he started rummaging through the fridge.

Gilbert stormed out the back door; Shadow who was sleeping on a bundle of hay opened his eyes as he watched the white haired man walked across the yard. The German Shepard got up and started walking towards him.

Prussia noticed the dog next to him, as he was halfway across the field. "Hey how come you're following me?"

Shadow looked at the white haired man as he just gave out a bark as he ran to the chicken coop and turned to Gilbert and gave out a happy bark.

"Guess you want to watch me get torture." Shadow only wagged his tail and watched as Gilbert grabbed a bucket of chicken feed. "Well the awesome me isn't going to be beaten by a piece of poultry."

Gilbert open the metal gate as the chickens clucked away as he dumped the food into their containers, the hens quickly surrounded it as they ate..

"Kesesesese…Hungry little bastards aren't you."

Gilbert passed the hens as he went inside the red chicken coop as he grabbed a basket on the side of the door and started grabbing the eggs that laid on the nest. He remembered to look under the floor to see a few eggs laying there as he quickly picked them up.

He looked around, "Wonder where that unawesome rooster is? Ha! I bet he was too scared to fight against the awesome me."

He then turned around to go outside when he notice the so called unawesome rooster glaring at him. Prussia took a step forward. "So chicken, ready for round two."

Caramel's feathers ruffled as he ran towards gilbert and started to peck at his shoes. "Kesesesesesese! Stupid bird." Prussia whistled loudly as he gave the Rooster a small kick to drive him away from pecking at his shoes as he started walking towards the gate before getting out and closing it.

"Ha take that! The awesome me -1 and the stupid chicken - 0. Kesesesese!"

It was then that he heard a rather large squawking as he turned around and saw a large shadow jumped out to face. Prussia immediately fell on the floor as Caramel started pecking at his face.

"Ow… *peck* shit *peck* stupid son of b- *peck* Hey dog help the awesome *peck* me will you?" *peck*

Shadow only stared as Gilbert continued to roll away from Caramel's assault. The dog wasn't interested in helping him instead he walked over to the basket of eggs that had landed safely on the ground and took the handed of it by his mouth as he walked away leaving Prussia in the mercy of the angry rooster.

"Um…Maria do you hear screaming by any chance?"

Maria looked from her drawing pad; she had quickly fed the cows and was currently catching up on some of her homework for her art class. She stopped as she heard the faint sounds of someone screaming for help. "It must be your imagination because I don't hear anything." She lied

"But I could swear…"

There was some faint scratching at the back door. France blinked in surprised as he walked to the closed door and open it to reveal Shadow carrying a basket of eggs.

Shadow looked at the blonde Frenchmen as he walked passed him and walked towards his master as he put the basket on the floor, and barked to get her attention.

Maria looked down and smiled at her faithful companion. "Good job, Shadow." She patted his head. Shadow then ran outside quickly disappearing.

Francis had blinked in surprise, "did you train that dog to do that?"

"No, actually it was Nene, It was during the time we first got him. Don't know how she didit however he's very helpful when it comes to fetching stuff."

Suddenly the back door burst open as Prussia came into the kitchen covered in a dark mud like substance and a few chicken feathers, Prussia grumbled and glared at Maria couldn't help but to laugh.

"Dude, what the hell happened to you?" She asked

"Your unawesome rooster happen, that thing attacked me and I almost choke the damn thing and I would have, if that stupid dog hadn't pulled my pants and made me fall into the mud which by the way stinks!" He took a whiff of himself before pulling away. "What's in there anyway?"

Maria covered her nose. "I think you may have landed in the pile of cow manure."

Prussia only muttered a few curse words under his breath as he stormed out of the kitchen leaving a trail of muddy footprints on the floor and onto the living room before shutting himself into the bathroom.

Maria blinked in surprise, before sighing. "I'll get a mop."

France couldn't help but to chuckle "Oui."

That's all for now, I'll try to post the next chapter a week from today if I can with college and also sorry for any misspellings as well. A review would be nice too… and some feedback.