A/N: Sorry that this chapter is so late however I had a bit of writer's block but I defeated it, now enough about me.
I will never own Hetalia, I can only wish however I know if I owned it, it would have a lot of smut of various pairing and a shitload of Spamano and GerIta.
Only thing I own is the story line and the OC characters, Hetalia user manual's belong to Lollidictator.
Chapter 4 - Art and Theater
Nene sighed as the bus dropped her in front of her house, She was in a somewhat bad mood, During lunch some dork had grabbed her RusAme doujinshi when she was getting to the best part, luckily it wasn't one of the 18+. So she wouldn't get in trouble. However the dork had the balls to 'accidentally' dump it in a mud puddle.
Nene made sure he paid for it in blood…
And she also got detention for a month; she easily had slipped out of suspension because of her grades and making the guy confess that he started the whole thing.
If there is one rule between all anime lovers and manga readers it was this.
…Never mess with a fan-girl's Doujinshi…
Still it didn't make things better, her doujinshi was still ruined and Maria was probably going to kill her unless she gave her the kicked puppy eyed look it always seem to work on Maria.
"I'm home" Nene yelled as she kicked open the front door and threw her bag at the couch.
"Ow! Shit watch it brat you made me spill my awesome beer."
Nene blinked as she stared at Gilbert who was lying on the couch in his boxer shorts, Gilbird was lying on top of his head boredly as they both watched Jerry Springer. The loud chants of Jerry were blaring throughout the room.
"Why are you in your underwear?" She asked
"Because your unawesome sister is doing the laundry and Francis is helping her."
Nene blinked, "when did we get France?"
"This morning, when you were at school." He replied
"Aw, when the hell is that company going to send America or even Russia over?" She kicked over a random box.
"Why do you want that unawesome fatass and the commie bastard here anyway?" He asked
Nene sat on the couch next to him. "None of your business."
"Stupid brat." He muttered
She glared at him. "Lazy Prussian."
"Luder" He replied
"Salsalero" she smirked
" What?"
"Hey Nene, welcome home." Maria yelled out.
Gilbert and Nene looked at Maria and gawked, she was wearing some black formal pants along with a silk white shirt, and a red tie. She held a few articles of clothing in her arms as she dropped them on Gilbert.
"Here are some more clothes I found." Prussia only growled as he drop the heap of clothing on the floor. "Why is the unawesome you dressed like that?"
"Theater class."
"What?"
"I have theater class tonight and my teacher is holding out auditions for the lead role." Maria replied
"what's the play called?" Nene Asked
Maria turned her head away embarrassingly. "Duke Venomania's Madness."
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"Is it a vocaloid song?" Nene asked
Maria nodded, "Yeah, my teacher been surfing the internet and ever since someone told him about vocaloid, he's been trying to make play versions of many vocaloid songs."
"so your trying out for the main role." Nene said flatly
"yup…"
Nene thought for a moment. "Isn't that a male role?"
"yeah…"
"Kesesesese…"
Maria folded her arms, "Hey I didn't even want to do it, but he told me if I don't do this, he is going to make me do a 50 page essay on Macbeth, I'd rather swallow my pride and do a little acting instead of writing."
"are you the only female trying out for the main role?" Prussia asked
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Maria only turned away. "Shut up Prussia."
Prussia only continued to laugh as he started watching the television before cheering, "Yeah! You go Jerry! You're awesome, not as awesome as the awesome me but you're there."
Maria face palmed, as she felt someone snaked his arm around her waist, she quickly elbowed France in the gut.
"Ow! Mon chéri, that hurt."
"Then stop trying to hold me and don't call me darling." Maria yelled.
France sulked in the corner of the room (The Emo corner) as Maria noticed that Gilbert had a 6-pack of Guinness Black Lager. Maria swiped the beer away before Gilbert could take another drink.
"HEY!" Gilbert yelled
"Where the hell did you find this?" She asked
"Under the tomatoes." He muttered
Maria growled, "I told you to not drink them, If I have to go the store again, I'll have you cleaning out the fridge with your face."
"The awesome me, doesn't work for free." Gilbert said without even so much as looking at her only looking at the television
She took the rest of the beer. "Then the awesome you, doesn't get any beer."
"Unawesome flat chested brat."
"Stupid beer drinking Pervert"
France lifted his head. "Now… now you don't have to fight over Nii-san's affection there is plenty to share."
"No one was arguing about you France." They both said in union
France continued on sulking
The two continued to argue with each other over the concept of beer and awesomeness. Nene had to wonder if this is how everything had been before she came home.
Probably a yes if she knew her sister better.
Nene looked over to Maria as she waved her hands in the air. "Maria!"
"What?" she asked
"You're forgetting something?" Nene said flatly
"Um… no I think I remember everything, oh yeah I forgot to introduce you to France."
Maria grabbed France from the Emo corner and dragged him towards Nene who took a step back. "Francis this is my baby sister Nene, Nene meet Frenchy."
Francis immediately recovered as he stood upright and grabbed Nene hand. "Bounjour mademoiselle, I your new big brother France." He gave a small wink. "Or we could be more."
His face immediately met the floor as Maria growled and pressed her foot on the back of his head. "What did I tell you about hitting on my sister?"
Whatever Francis was saying it was muffled because of his month pressed against the floor.
Nene only shook her head as she crossed her arms, "I was actually going to say that since you're going to go to class, who is going to take care of these two dumbasses?"
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"Crap."
Maria lifted her foot from France as she paced around the room. "I forgot I usually leave you at home, but with these two here I can't guarantee for my house to be intact and for you to actually not kill them."
"Oh I won't kill them, unless they go into my room and grab my doujinshi…" Nene pulled out a pink slip, "I got a month's detention for beating the crap out of this bastard."
Maria grabbed the flimsy paper and looked at it, "and what the hell did he do that was so bad to beat the shit out of him?"
Nene scowled, "He grabbed my precious doujinshi and ruined it, and then decided to talk smack about me."
Suddenly Nene started laughing manically "He deserved every single amount of pain I inflicted on him."
Meanwhile France and Prussia just started at the little one, they wondered if she wasn't mentally insane or just sugar high. Maria only sighed as she watched her dearly loved sister laugh evilly before turning over to the two units and crossed her arms.
"Don't mind her she's just a bit hyper from eating chocolate I bet, Anyways Nene does bring out a good point I can't leave you two together knowing full well on how you two act. So I guess one of you is coming with me, while the other is going to help Nene clean the art room."
"Who the Fuck said I was cleaning?" Nene asked
Maria smirked, "consider it your punishment for getting detention."
"By the way the doujinshi the guy ruined was the same one you bought me on my birthday last year." Nene added
Maria pouted, "Aw…that was the only rated T doujinshi you had, no all you have left is all the rated 18+."
France and Prussia blinked in surprised.
"You let the brat read adult stuff." Prussia asked. "Is that even allowed?"
"Who are you calling a brat, you stupid drunk…"
"Kesesesese, like the awesome me could get completely drunk, I only get buzzed."
Nene turned away "buzzed, my ass."
Before Prussia could spew out more awesome comments, He was suddenly pulled back and was currently being dragged out the door, "Alright Nene I'm taking Prussia. I think well that you can take care of yourself against France?"
"If he does something can I use your sledgehammer?" Nene asked
"Sure, and Nene try to make sure he doesn't get my stash?"
Nene blinked at her, "which one the porn stash you have under your bed or the endless amount of hentai pictures on the hidden file of the computer?"
Maria seat dropped. "Err…actually I just meant stash of beer I have hidden in the house."
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"Oh"
"Yeah awkward." Maria blushed
Maria rubbed the back of her head nervously before grabbing her jacket and gave Nene a small peck on the forehead. "Alright brat, be good while I'm gone and if France does anything stupid you have permission to beat his ass alright?"
Nene nodded, "yeah I heard, good luck with Gilbert."
The elder sibling just gave a small wave as she dragged a half-naked Prussian out the door.
The car ride was really short. After all she lived only two blocks and a corn field away from the huge college in front of her, she only had trouble finding a place to park the truck. During this time she spent yelling at Gilbert who had manage to put some decent clothes on during the ride (without getting pulled over by the cops) trying to pull his pants down to start mooing at random students. Maria fixed that by suddenly speeding up the truck past 40 mph and then abruptly stopping at a stop sign which made Gilbert face meet the windshield.
Even though there was now some Prussian drool on it, it was worth it…
Maria quickly got off her truck and grabbed Gilbert's wrist and started running towards a large building.
"Hey slow the hell down." Gilbert yelled
Maria shook her head as she looked at her watch, "No time, if we don't get our butts there in 30 seconds, the theater door are going to close."
"So…wouldn't that be an awesome thing for you."
"To be frank, yes. However I like to make a good entrance sometimes." Gilbert watched as he let go of her hand and saw her kick the double doors of the large theater.
"THIS IS SPARTA!" She yelled out randomly causing a few students to stare at her in confusion.
Gilbert burst out laughing, this was the first time he saw her act like this, so far she's has been uptight like as if she were the love child Austria and Switzerland with a dash of a certain Spaniard swagger.
A rather tall old blonde started at her as he gave out a small cough.
Um…Ms. Guerrero, may I ask who this lovely young man you are dragging is?
Maria gave out a small smile as she mad a certain hand gesture of presenting someone. "Gilbert Beilschmidt. He's a foreign exchange student from Germany that is currently staying at my house. He was wondering how the American college system works, so I decided to show him the around campus and what better way to show him the classroom experience than showing him the wonderful form of acting that you present us."
Gilbert almost wanted to gag, alright what was with the sudden mood change with her. He frowned as he heard Gilbird give an unsatisfied chirp at the Hispanic girl's behavior.
Mr. Haas gave out a large smile. "Ah! Very well, Mr. Beilschmidt will you kindly take a seat in one of the chairs near the stage, I have a few students acting as the audience for this play."
Gilbert just shrugged as he passed Mr. Haas without saying a word.
Mr. Haas looked at Gilbert retreating form before turning back to Maria, "ready to try out for the part Maria?"
Maria laughed as she gave him a small salute. "Ready whenever you are."
"Excellent go backstage for a few touchups."
"Yes
Nene looked over at France as she pulled out the key from her pocket and opened the beige colored door and walked inside with France behind her. France was surprised as he looked around the room.
The room was a little stuffy as he noticed all the dust covering a large desk with a few bottles of paint on them. The wall were splattered with shades of green, blue, red and other colors that seemed as though the person who did it just grabbed a large bucket and went nuts.
Nene pulled out a few cardboard boxes from the nearby closet in the room and handed them to France. "Here you can start by putting all those canvases in here.'' She pointed at the stack of canvases that were covered in a white sheet.
France only nodded as he pulled the sheet away while Nene opened the window to the room. When light poured into the room Francis was able to see the artwork on the painting.
"These painting are rather stunning for an amateur."
"Yeah a few of those where painted by Maria when she first moved here, She use to draw almost all the time when I was younger."
"I see." Francis muttered
There were many pictures of landscapes and houses, along with various anime characters from different shows. France placed each canvas in a box, before noticing Nene looking over a rather large sketchbook.
"What are you looking at Mon petite Nene?"
Nene didn't answer, she was just kept staring at the page. Francis sighed as he walked closer to her and blinked at what she was looking at.
The drawing consisted of a tall teen with green hair swinging a younger version of Nene on a swing, while in the back showed a Maria with rather long hair laying against a tree watching them sadly. Francis noticed that behind the tree hid a small figure.
"That's a very good drawing…"
"Yeah, It was one that Judas drew, he always liked using real models to pose for him sometimes if he was in an inspirational mod he could draw them by memory." Nene replied softly
"Do you miss him?" He asked
"Who?"
"Your brother?"
Nene looked over to Francis and back to the picture before closing it. "Honestly I don't even know myself…I sometimes can't remember."
"Oh…so who was that figure behind Maria?"
"It was supposedly Jesus, Judas told me that the drawing represented of an incomplete family. Since Maria is a twin, she always felt incomplete without him, So Judas tried to add him in many of his art."
"I see…"
Suddenly a rather large growl was heard thought the room, Nene blushed as she covered her stomach, "Guess I'm a little hungry."
France chuckled, "I can hear it, Alright we'll clean this up tomorrow, for now let Big brother France cook something up."
Nene nodded, "alright, make something with a lot of meat, I like meat."
"But of course."
Gilbert' Pov
I swear all this theater stuff is so unawesome, I watch a few of these students read the script. Some were completely decently awesome, some were unawesome, and those who were really unawesome he threw peanuts at, that crazy teacher though encourage me to do it, He said something about the audience is always right and that if I felt like someone sucked I should keep throwing stuff. Which ended having the awesome me with a butt load of snacks right next to me.
So Awesome…
"Alright, will actor number seven come into the stage?" I heard Mr. Haas yell
I noticed that it was Ms. B-cup coming out of the curtains, though her hair was somehow dyed in purple and I noticed she wasn't holding a script? The heck? Did she memorized it, I watched as some random girl, some junior come out next to her, apparently she was playing as a woman who about to be entranced by the so called Duke. I smirked as I got my hand ready with some Cheetos to throw at her. This was going to be so awesome.
Maria Pov (three minutes before going out on stage)
"Oh god I hate this why the hell did I agree to this?" I said to myself as I waved my hair back and forth that had been dyed purple for the occasion, I saw the other student ignore me. After all, they sort of knew how I acted in school.
I just need to calm down and figure out how I'm going to do this, I manage to memorize some of the lines in the script, however I could hear Mr. Haas yelling at a few student proclaim to suck and hearing Gilbert laughing and occasionally throwing peanuts at them.
I am so going to give the jerk a beating after this. Alright I just have to be seductive…um think Maria think what anime characters are seductive to make even the oldest woman swoon.
The image of Tamaki for Ouran Host Club came to my mind, however I scrapped the idea, he can charm but not the charm I needed.
I hit my head against a wall, ok then how about Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji, the image of a sexy black butler came into my mind however the image quickly faded as I thought of one character that could easily seduce a room full of women with just a small wink. Of course, it was so obvious I started rubbing my head chanting softly. 'Think like France, act like France, be like France, come out inner-French me'
My eyes snapped opened when I heard Mr. Haas yell my number to come out on stage, I gave myself a small smile it was show time.
Normal Pov
Maria waltz over to the other girl as she placed her hand gently on her cheek, she gave the other girl a charming smile. "My lovely lady, you have come so far to visit please allow me this dance." She gave a small bow.
Prussia almost spat out, Maria voice went down a few vocals and it almost sounded like a guy he watched as Maria and the girl dance a small waltz around the stage, the sounds of soft piano music was heard through the theater, Prussia had to look around to see if there wasn't some prissy aristocrat playing.
Maria started picking up speed as her smile turned into a small smirk. "Now my lovely maiden, let me show you the pleasures of the flesh."
She pulled the girl closer to her body as he gave her a rather long kiss, (the other girl was blushing up a storm) before giving out a giving out a twisted smile to the audience.
"Once the clothes come off, there is no escape to reality*." Maria buried her face into the girl's neck, her lips pressing against her skin as she gave the other girl small butterfly kisses while her hand went to the back of the girl's dress trying to unzip it.
"CUT!" Mr. Haas Yelled.
Maria blinked as she realized what she was doing; crap she went to far into her inner French faze, She pushed herself away from the other student as she looked over to Mr. Haas with a red face.
"That was good Maria; I almost felt entranced by your words...How please try not to act out the scenes until opening night."
Mr. Haas turned to Gilbert. "what do you think Mr. Beilschmidt?"
Gilbert was at a loss for words and also a little tight around his pants, alright the B-cup brat may look like a guy. But after witnessing some hot girl on girl action only one word could sum it all up.
"Awesome."
"Wow."
"Shut it, Gilbert." Maria muttered
"I mean wow that was just…just…"
"Embarrassing, humiliating, downright the level of France Perviness."
"Actually I was going to say hot."
Maria banged her head on the wheel of the truck as she stopped in front of the house. "I don't think I can show my face there again."
"At least now I know you play for the same team…Kesesesese!"
Maria blushed as she got out, "For your information, I'm bisexual, and what I just did back there was a mistake."
"Mistake or not, your awesome teacher said you got the part."
Maria face palm, "Great I get the main role for connecting into my inner French."
"Kesesesese"
Maria smashed her backpack on Gilbert's face "Quit laughing at me."
"Ow! Bitch…"
Both Maria and Gilbert walked inside the house and both blinked at the scene before them...
The table was decorated in fancy napkins and silverware as the large bowls held some sort of stew, with plates of bread beside it in another bowl. Lightly thin cut potatoes laid next to a plate roast beef while many spoon and forks decorated it on each side, a bottle of wine was decorated with red roses and baby breath along with candles lit gently around them.
Maria wonder where the hell did France get all the fancy tableware and stuff. Gilbert had a similar reaction.
"The fuck is this?" Gilbert blurted
"Ask France?"
Maria looked to see Nene coming out of the bathroom drying her hair with a towel, "alright so where is France?"
"Right behind you, Mon Cheri."
Maria jumped as she looked at France in a white chef outfit; he pulled out one of the chairs. "Come sit you must be hungry." Maria hesitated for a moment should she trust France, for all she know he could have drugged the food.
"Hey this food is awesome Franny."
The three others watched as Gilbert started devouring Francis food like a starved man in the jungle, Maria growled, "Gilbert at least save some for the rest of us..."
Francis and Nene sweat dropped as they watch the two fight over the food, Nene only held out her hand.
"Come on Francis, Pay up."
Francis slapped a twenty dollar bill in Nene's hand as they continued to watch the seen unfold.
Nene had told Maria that they weren't able to clean up the art room today so that meant that Francis had to sleep on the couch however now they were in another pickle.
Maria crossed her arms, "Why can't you sleep in the same room with Francis."
"You want me to get raped." Gilbert slammed his hands on the table.
"Don't care." Maria replied
"Come on let the awesome me sleep with you tonight." He yelled
"honhonhonhon!"
Maria grabbed a nearby shoe and threw it at Francis as it collided with his face "Cállate, estúpida rana**"
Maria only looked away as Prussia continued to bug her, She just to ignore him until he got the meaning of the word no.
20 Minutes Later
"Come on, you flat chested brat let me bunk with you." Prussia said annoyingly as he poked her arm.
Maria gritted her teeth as she tried her hardest to not rip the book in her hands, it was getting a tad hard since Gilbert had refuse to leave her alone and proceeded to annoy her.
"Come on" He whined
"No" she repeated
"Yes" He replied back
"No…" She gritted her teeth
Prussia poked her harder, "Let the awesome me stay with you"
Maria slapped his hand away. "No"
"Yes…"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!" Maria yelled
"No…" Prussia said sadly
"Yes!" Maria screamed before covering her mouth when she realized what she said, Prussia did a fist pump, "The awesome me triumphs again."
"Go jump a ditch Prussia" Maria muttered
"Naw," He quickly started running upstairs. "I call the bed."
Maria dropped her book as she went after him. "Hell no, if you're going to be sleeping in the same room, you're going to sleep on the floor."
She managed to trip Prussia up the stairs by grabbing his leg and pulling his pants down, (not awesome) as she reached her door and opened it as she landed on her bed, She stuck her tongue out at the gasping Prussian. "My bed, jerk."
"Fine keep your unawesome bed, the awesome didn't want it anyway." He muttered
Maria smirked as she pushed some blankets into Gilbert's arms, "Just lay a blanket on the floor and go to bed Gilbert."
Prussia blinked, "Wait aren't you going to lock the door, France can get in here you know."
"Oh, I'm not worried about that, I'll be sleeping just fine."
Meanwhile….
"Nice pooch, come on let Big brother France get a glass of water." He cooed trying to give the large German shepherd a gentle pat on the head.
Shadow gave out a rather large growl as he tried to bite Francis hand. Francis pulled his hand back and whimpered; this crazy dog was on top the couch bed with him and refused to let him get up. Even when he showed the smallest movement the dog snarled…
Shadow only gave out a small bark as he laid his head on of the cushions, and watched Francis.
Francis grumbled he wasn't going to do any bed invading for a while…
End of Chapter 4
Feedback and reviews would be appreciated, though now that I see that my work schedule is getting hectic, It may take a while to post the next chapter, however I'll try to type in my spare time and post the next chapter soon.