~This is a Talent Show... starring the Warriors! Hosted by my two famous hostesses, Flash and Sloefur! *note* All the cats that have been seen, born, heard of, or in the Alligences are in the following text.~

Cats milled around the room, sitting beside tables and looking up at the table. They looked up at the stage and saw Flash walk out. She waved... but the cats were nervous.

Finally Firestar, poor little Firestar, asked nervously, "W-where's Sloefur? Sandtail? Kofoot?"

Flash smirked at him and said, "Sandtail's home, in a box, playing with her vroom-vrooms. Kofoot... she's in Alaska... uh... you don't wanna know."

"I didn't hear a SLOEFUR!" screeched some random cat from the back.
Camera zooms in to find it is Rowanclaw.

Suddenly there is a gray flash from the roof. "AIIIIEEE!" the gray cat screamed and fell and landed on Jayfeather. "Grrr... almost had him," she growled angrily. "Sloefur, come and take a bow for your... graceful fall," Flash finally said. Sloefur walked up and waved at everyone.

"Stupid fly! AH-HA! Found you!" Sloefur announced and lunged at a tiny black speck, falls off the table, and snarled.

"Anyway, today is Littlecloud's day! So, I present to you, Littlecloud the Great!" Flash grunted and the tabby walked up, in a black tuxedio.

Littlecloud took out his top-hat, getting ready to do his trick... then he noticed how many cats were there. MANY CATS. His old mentor, his old crush... He stood there, frozen in stage fright.

"Do something!" Mudclaw screamed.

Flash walked up to him and asked, "What's wrong?"
"S-s-stage fright..." he whispered.
"Why aren't you moving?" Flash asked.
Littlecloud paused before saying: "I just wet my fur!"

Cats burst out laughing and, indeed, they saw the darkened smear on his tabby fur. Flash, laughing her head off, said, "O-o-okay! You can leave now!"

MEANWHILE...

A very curious cat backstage was staring at a camera. She had blue-gray fur and blue eyes. Bluestar squeaked and flew backwards. Flash's hedgehog Sonic (yeah, she named it that) stared at her playfully. It shot five quills at her, and she yelped as one lodged into her side.

"OW! Bluestar in pain!" Bluestar yowled. Sonic squeaked and shot fifteen quills at her. She yowled, "Bluestar scared!" and ran. The quills lodged beside her head and she stopped, turned, looked at the quills, and said, "These metal quills. Bluestar scratch head in confusion." And she did so, while Sonic got bored and went to eat the hedgehog food that Flash had bought eariler.

Bluestar then noticed the camera and yelled, "SHINY!" She then poked it and the camera bit her. "BLUESTAR SCARED!" she screamed and flew into a box.

FADE MEANWHILE...

Flash looked up at Sloefur, who was swinging from the lights and squeaking: "This is fun!" She then fell and landed on Jayfeather. "QUACK!" a voice said.

"You quack?" the Aflack duck asked, randomly appearing.

"Shut up! The play's starting!" said Blackstar and he threw the duck behind him.

ADVETISEMENT! (just to be annoying)
Are you fat?
Are you angry! Then GO AND PLAY OUTSIDE-

BACK TO THE STORY...
Ivypool and Dovewing were standing together. Tigerheart was in the middle. Music then plays. Tigerheart grabs Dovewing's paw and spins her. "I know you want me," he sings.

He then spins Ivypool. "You know I want you." They then burst into singing and dancing, colors bursting around them. At the end, Tigerheart slid until he was on his belly. Then the another song turned on. "I like to move it move it," Tigerheart sang.

"I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!" announced the cats. Ivypool and Dovewing were clapping and saying, "Clap! Clap! Clap!" They then start clapping.

When they are finished, a black tom with red eyes and a huge dark gray tabby tom walk in. "DEMONHEART!" squeaks Flash and she hugs her older brother. The tabby, Sloefur's new tomfriend, walked over and opens his arms for a hug. "You know it," Sloefur said and hugs him. Several awwwhhhsss... are heard.

Snakeclaw, the tabby, and Demonheart huddle and start discussing the song in low voices. Finally Snakeclaw turned and said, "After much debation, you got four and a half stars out of five!" Tigerheart and his she-cat friends gasp happily, go and sit offstage, and start drinking water.

Flash then turned over to the camera and said, "This is just a sample. I know it ain't that good, but if you like it, which I hope you do, please you may send in a specail real warrior or a made-up warrior and a song. If I do not know the song, I'll just PM you for a few lirects. It does not have to be dancing song. ANYWAY... what will happen to Bluestar? Will there be more advetisments? WILL I FIND MY KEYS? Tune in next time!"

~Hopefully you liked it~

Hosts: Flash, Sloefur, Demonheart, Snakeclaw

Flash: REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!
Snakeclaw: You take your pills?
Flash: Whatever. REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!

~You heard her. REVIEW!~