~I do not own any song in the following text, the Muppets, or Cobrashade and Adderhiss. My friend owns them.~

"Its the Warriors Got Talent Show!" squeaked Sloefur and she flailed her arms around.

"Flash! Why'd you let her watch the Muppet Show?" snarled Demonheart, covering his ears with his paws. "Shuddup, ya muppet!" his sister hissed. They then began to fight.

Viperstrike and Sandtail walked into the stage, holding paws. Suddenly he said, "HOLY CRAP! IS THAT YOU?" He then raced forward and ran in front of two cats.

The she-cat, a dark brown tabby she-cat with a black paw, said, "Bro! Your back, man!" Viperstrike and her fist-bumped.

The tom, a white tom with black stripes, said, "Took you long enough!" Viperstrike smiled at him.

"Who are these cats?" asked Sloefur angrily at her nephew.

"The she-cat is Cobrashade. The tom is Adderhiss. We are half-bro and half-sis," Viperstrike meowed.

"Half?" asked Sandtail.

"Ivypaw has a life, too, you know," said Viperstrike, randomly grabbing an electric gutair and beginning to tune it.

Adderhiss jumped at some drums, and Cobrashade handed Viperstrike a microphone, grabbing one for herself. "We will be singing Paradise City!" Viperstrike announced.

"But the remix by Cypress Hell, Slash, and Fergie!" added Cobrashade.

They started playing really loud. "Take me down to the Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty! TAKE, ME, HOME, yeah!" sang Cobrashade loudly.

Viperstrike then started to rap loudly.

MEANWHILE...

(so sorry, but no Bluestar! Jayfeather has found catnip!) Jayfeather squeaked and landed on Leafpool. "MOMMY!" he squealed.

"GET OFF!" Leafpool screamed and raced off.

Jayfeather ran after her, somehow, without his eyesight.

Jayfeather then slammed into a tree and fell.

"Jayfeather? Brother?" asked a voice behind him. He remembered it was Lionblaze.

"BRUBBERS!" he yelled and slammed into Lionblaze. Lionblaze screamed and launched himself into a tree. Jayfeather climbed after him, laughing like a maniac.

"I KNOW YOU HATE TO CLIMB TREES!" Jayfeather screamed and bit his brother's tail.

Lionblaze shrieked and leapt out of the tree, speeding away.

Jayfeather screamed after him, "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!"

Jayfeather sat on his butt and thought for a long time. Then suddenly he saw Rock.

"Rock!" Jayfeather said. "I thought I'd never see you again! Its terrible to see your ugliness!"

Rock said nothing but blinked.

"Rock?" Jayfeather asked. "You should get a better warrior name! I shall call you Rockugly!"

Rock said nothing.

"YOUR SHUNNING ME!" Jayfeather screamed and Rock smirked.

Rock then said, "Shun." Jayfeather gasped.

"DON'T!" Jayfeather screamed.

Rock whispered, "S-h-u-n." And then Jayfeather screamed and pelted off into the bushes.

FADE MEANWHILE...

When they were finished, they took a bow. The judges, Lionstar, Blackstar, and Mudclaw, stared at them in amazement.

"TEN OUTTA TEN!"
"TEN OUTTA TEN, YO!"
"FIFTEEN OUT OF TEN, YA!"

They applauded as they took a bow. Then Sloefur suddenly shreieked, "HOLY CRAP!" and Jayfeather burst from the cieling, and a piece of glass smashed into the camera and went black.

Hosts: Flash, Sloefur, Demonheart, Viperstrike, Sandtail.

Performers: Viperstrike, Cobrashade, and Adderhiss

Song: Paradise City

Specail Guests: Lionstar of AwesomeClan, Blackstar of ShadowClan, and Mudclaw of WindClan

Flash: Hey, Lionstar! Been forever, bro!
Lionstar: Yeah, I've been really busy with the Clan and stuff.
Demonheart: By "busy", you mean sitting on the TreePile and ordering apprentices to get you rabbits?
Lionstar: ... maybe...

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