~Shout out to Sandtail's THE TALK SHOW story. IT IS AWESOME AND FUNNY AND AWESOME-

Flash: Shut up! She keeps going on and on. Anyway, the show begins now!~

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Warriors, Jeeps, Chevys, or Quailfoot

Adderhiss and Cobrashade, who now had trashed the studio, had left. As the security guard Quailfoot walked in, he noticed something laying in the shadows. He walked up and saw that it was Sloefur.

"What are you doing here?" he asked her.

She opened her eyes groggily and said, "Couldn't find my keys."

"Why didn't you just ride with Flash?" asked Quailfoot.

"Uh..."

*FLASHBACK* (i love doing these!)

"TURN LEFT!" screamed Sloefur.
"STOP NAGGING ME- OMSC! LOOK OUT, OLD LADY!" screamed Flash and she swerved.

"CAR!"
"OLD MAN!"
"DOG!"
"GUINEA PIG!"

They swerved again and Sloefur flew out the window. She was dangling there, and she shrieked, "WHEEEEE!" "Sloefur LOOK OUT!" Flash yowled and then they slammed into a brick building.

*END FLASHBACK*

Soon they started the show. Viperstrike walked in like normal; holding paws with Sandtail and he flirted with her.

"Today our performers are... who the heck are Tawny and the Shiny Objects?" Flash said.

Suddenly Tawnypelt, Rowanclaw, Tigerheart, and Dawnfur walked up. Rowanclaw announced, "We shall sing Beautiful Dangerous." They all gathered around and Dawnfur began to sing:

"Oooohhhh... la, la, la, la, la... oooohhhooo! Lalala, la,ala, llaa. I don't who you are now. Used to be drank in my brain. Why don't you take me to your place? Cause something tells me something isn't right..."

MEANWHILE...

(guess who found catnip today? That's right... Ivypool!) Ivypool squeaked and lunged into a jeep.

"WHO WANTS A RIDE!" she squeaked. Toadstep, Mousewhisker, Blossomfall, Bumblestripe, and Icecloud raced forward.

Bumblestripe slid next to Ivypool and they drove. They suddenly hit something and Blossomfall squeaked, "WHAT WAS THAT?"

Toadstep turned and looked. "Oh, don't worry! It was just Berrynose!" he said.

"Phew! I thought it was someone important!" Ivypool sighed happily.

They drove towards RiverClan. As they passed ShadowClan camp, Ivypool winked at Blackstar and said, "Hiya, Blacky!"

They then drove towards RiverClan again. They busted through the wall of reeds and Reedwhisker screamed, "MONSTER!"

"Nuh, uh! Its a JEEP!" Mousewhisker pointed out.

"Phew! I thought it was a Chevy! Now, THOSE are scary," said Mothwing, calming down.

Ivypool squealed, "THIS IS STUPID! LET'S DRIVE, YO!" She then dropped a brick on the gas peddle. They flew towards WindClan.

They did an amazing twist in midair and Blossomfall held up peace signs. They then landed and there was a moan of pain.

"Who is it?" asked Ivypool.

Icecloud then looked and gasped. "HOLY CRAP ITS ONESTAR!"

"Phew! I thought it was someone important!" said Bumblestripe happily.

Ivypool yelled, "ONESTAR IS BLOODY IMPORTANT! What should we do?"

"We could go and live on the Island," Blossomfall suggested.

"That was way better than my idea," Ivypool said, "I wanted to drive off a cliff and die but, hey, that's WAY better."

"I VOTE IVYPOOL'S IDEA!"

"SHUT UP, TOADSTEP!" They then pushed him out, did some donuts in the sand, and drove off.

FADE MEANWHILE...

"So, anyway, I'll trade you one shiny rock for all of your herbs," Firestar was telling Onestar.

Onestar, in a cast from his encounter with Ivypool, rasped, "Let's see this rock."

Firestar pulled out a shiny red rock. "DEAL!" Onestar squeaked. They then shook paws.

"Five outta five!" announced the specail guest, Will.. of the Black Eyed Peas.
"Five outta five," said Jayfeather, sane again.
"Five outta five, yo," said Lionblaze, but only because Sandtail had drawn a gun to his head.

And Lionblaze lived happily ever after.

Sloefur turned and said, "Ok, Viperstrike. You can have my Chevy for TONIGHT, but if there is a single scratch on it..." She drew a claw over her neck and made a death glare.

Viperstrike then said, "Yeah, yeah. I'll die, blah, blah, blah. LET'S GO, SANDTAIL!" And with that, they both raced into the Chevy.

"SCARY CHEVY!" screamed Mothwing and she raced off.

Hosts: Flash, Sloefur, Sandtail, Viperstrike, and Quailfoot

Performers: Tawny and the Shiny Objects

Song: Beautiful Dangerous

Flash: *listening to her iPod* Dance, dance, dance, dancin' in the d-d-d-ark!
Sloefur: STOP SINGING!
Flash: See those pocket aces...
Quailfoot: No use! SHE'S SINGING!
Sloefur: I so need to get a taxi. Quailfoot?
Quailfoot: Yo?
Sloefur: Can I have five bucks?

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Flash: I never agreed to that. BUT I WILL FOR FUN!