~I think I'll give random cats catnip and see what happens~

PROCEADING: SCARFACE!

Two buildings down from the Warriors Got TALENT! stuido a ginger tom with black stripes on his face was plotting evilly.

"Mhawhahaw! This'll teach Sloefur from dumping me for Snakeclaw!" he purred to himself, drawing his plan on his paw.

A shoe hit his head and he squeaked.

"STOP THINKING OUT LOUD!" yowled a black she-cat with green eyes.

The she-cat snarled and sat beside him. "Nightfang, we shall finally destory Sloefur and Flash! AND THEN WE WILL RULE THEIR T.V. STATION!" the tom cackled evilly.

"You've really got stalking problems, Scarface," Nightfang meowed.

"You've got HOLLYLEAF stalking problems!" Scarface hissed at her.

Nightfang gaped. "Oh, yeah, I went there!" Scarface snarled. She lunged at him and slammed him into a brick building.

"DON'T YOU EVER, EVER SAY THAT ABOUT HOLLYLEAF!" she roared.

MEANWHILE... (who is it today?)

Tigerheart squeaked and ran through the Dark Forest. "DADDY!" he squeaked and slammed into Tigerstar.

"Wha-" Tigerstar gasped and fell.

Tigerheart jumped and landed on Tigerstar's stomach, knocking the wind outta him.

"I'M NOT YOUR FATHER!" Tigerstar roared.

Tigerheart was about to bounce on him again but there was a purple poof and Tigerstar was gone.

FADE MEANWHILE...

Scarface smiled as Tigerstar fell and landed beside him. "BRING IN BREEZEPELT AND THSITLECLAW!" announced Scarface and his apprentice Honeypaw, a light brown tom, walked over and brought Breezepelt and Thistleclaw in.

Their eyes were full of love as they noticed Tigerstar. Smokepaw, a gray tom, walked over and made Tigerstar turn magacilly into a she-cat.

"What are you..." Tigerstar began and Scarface said, "We are building an army." Then he made a pit and shoved Tigerstar down it. Then Breezepelt and Thistleclaw.

"You are sick," snarled Nightfang, making a Hollyleaf sculpter out of shrimp.

"Shuddup," snarled Scarface, and he smiled. Five kits slithered out and Smokepaw grabbed them, and Honeypaw poofed Tigerstar, Breezepelt, and Thistleclaw away. "Soon we will have an army! Nightfang!"

Nightfang looked up from where she was tieing a piece of Hollyleaf fur on her necklace. "What?"

"Get the gernades!" Scarface said. She did so.

Honeypaw lifted up each kit and named them.

"Thornkit." A gray tabby tom.
"Grizzlykit." A big black tom.
"Owlkit." A light brown tabby she-cat.
"Dustykit." A pale brown she-cat.
"And Fishkit." A dark brown tabby tom.

"Supply them with gernades. Soon we will take over the Warriors Got TALENT show! MAHWAHAWH!" Scarface cackled evilly that ended in a cough.

Honeypaw said, "Boss, I have brought the machine guns." He then handed Scarface the guns.

Scarface put a black smear under each eye. "Its go time," he growled.

~NEXT CHAPTER... THE BATTLE!~