~Scarface is dead!
Sloefur: Gurl, that is like, so, like, last week!
OMSC SHE'S GONE GIRLY! GET THE SPRAY GUN! THE MEDICS! ANYTHING!~

Sloefur, soaking wet and on the floor shivering, spluttered, "S-stupid authoress."

"Well, girl, you went all girlie. You know that makes her all angry and smuff," Demonheart meowed while he ate a cupcake.

"I thought you hated sparkly stuff and pink stuff," Sloefur pointed out.

Demonheart said, "Its blood-filled!" He grinned and Sloefur saw bloodstained teeth. "FUN!" she squeaked and took out a cupcake and began to eat it.

"Today's guest is... who is Sparkly?" Flash said. Then she looked at the camera and said, "Really, who's making up these stupid names?"

They all gasped as Cinderheart walked down the stage. She had oversized black sunglasses, a toy squid on her head, bright green shoes and pure blood-red dress on. Everyone was speachless until finally, FINALLY, Sloefur screamed:

"LADY GAGA!"

Cinderheart said, "Hey ya! I'm Sparkly. Anyway, I'm here to sing Paparazzi by Lady Gaga!"

And with that, she jumped onstage and began to sing:

"We are the crowd. We're c-comin out. Got my flah on, its true. Need that picture of you! Its so magacail, we'd be so fantastico.

"Leather and jeans. Garage Glamorous. Not sure what it means. But this photo of us, it don't have a price. Ready for those flashing lights. Casue you that baby I...

"I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me! Papa, PAPARAZZI! Baby there's no other superstar outthere like me, papa, PAPARAZZI!"

MEANWHILE... (hmmm... *thinking hard* Oh! I know!)

Tigerstar stood up on a rock and called together the Dark Forest. "Today we shall discuss how to-"

Suddenly Thistleclaw raced forward and squeaked, "Hi, its Fred!"

"OH NO! FRED!" screamed Darkstripe and he raced out.

Thistleclaw said, "HI! I'M AN INTERNET SANSATION!"

"NO YOUR NOT AND SIT DOWN!" Tigerstar roared.

Thistleclaw gasped and said, "OMG ITS KEVIN!" He then screamed like a little girl.

Mapleshade stood up and growled, "Thistleclaw, sit DOWN!"

Thistleclaw stoppped and said in the annoying, squeaking tone: "I'M AFRAID OF JUDY!" He then burst into tears and raced off. Tigerstar chased after him.

"OH NO! KEVIN'S AFTER ME!" Thistleclaw screeched.

FADE MEANWHILE... (it really gets annoying)

When Cinderheart finished, the guest stars, Cinderpelt, Tigerheart, and Mistystar looked at her.

"NINE OUTTA TEN!"
"NINE OUTTA TEN!"
"EIGHT OUTTA TEN!"

Cinderheart grew 50 feet and roared, "I KILL YOU!" She then stomped on the guest stars and walked off. Hm. Go figure.

"Random." said Demonheart, walking up from saving the world and eating a blue shirt.

"Sure, THAT'S random," grumbled Flash, who was wearing a Greenday Packers shirt and eating a hot dog from Chicago.

"What's with all this random stuff?" Sloefur asked. When she noticed how she was about to get a random adventure, she turned and said, "Nuh-uh, girl. You ain't doing THAT!"

Flash6004 huffed and muttered, "Being pushed around by my own creatations!"

Flash then stood on a table and said, "Anyway, let's get new cast-members!"

While they talked about the color black, I printed this up:

Name:

Fur/Eye Color:

Personailty:

Gender:

History (if needed):

~Finished! SEND IN YOUR KITTY!~

Thistleclaw: HI! ITS ME, THISTY CLAW!
Sloefur: OMSC how'd you get here?
Thistleclaw: HI BERTHA!
Flash: Does he think he's Fred...?
Demonheart: *takes out bazooka* I've gots this fool.

BAM!

Flash: GREAT! Now there's a hole in the wall!
Demonheart: Hmm. I know! PICK ME!
Sloefur: *sighing* Demonheart.
Demonheart: Let's blame it on Thunderdash!
Flash: Good idea!

HOSTS: Flash, Sloefur, Demonheart, Viperstrike, Sandtail

PERFORMERS: Sparkly (a.k.a. Lady-Gaga-Wannabe-Cinderheart)

SONG: Paparazzi by Lady Gaga

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