~Its been a week. Crazy teachers, and then some cows got loose in our yard. My dog went crazy. It was kinda scary/funny moments in your life and I was screaming, "STOP CHASING!" Didn't work.~

BLUESTAR'S OFF HER PILLS!

Flash was grinning madly.

"Oh, no," muttered Demonheart.

Flash squeaked, "Today we will be playing... TRUTH OR DARE! But the truths/dares MUST be related to the warriors so we can stick with the plot!"

"How do you know the plot?" asked Sloefur.

"I have Internet on my phone," she answered her friend.

They then formed a circle. Flash was first.

"Demonheart, truth or dare?" she asked. Demonheart thought for a moment.

"TRUTH!" he announced.

"Do you loooove Bluestar?" Flash asked.

Demonheart muttered something. Flash said innocently, "What was that?" "Yes!" Demonheart growled.

Gasp!

"... Ok. Gentleheart, truth or dare!" Demonheart announced.

Gentleheart said, "Dare."

"I dare you to... run into ThunderClan camp. When Firestar calls a Clan meeting, scream, 'OH NO! ITS THE VOICES AGAIN!'" Demonheart said.

Sloefur pointed out, "And, if you do not do so, we will tazer you."

MEANWHILE... (to be annoying! Yeah!)

Bluestar ran around in StarClan. "HEIEIEHRWIEARH!" she screamed.

"What?" asked Yellowfang.

"HEUISEHIWHRH!" Bluestar screeched with a wave of her tail. She then plunged off a cloud and landed on Firestar.

"FIREFART!" she squeaked and smacked him. Firestar gasped, "Wh-at?"

"You are now FIREFART! I am leader of BLUECLAN!" Bluestar yelled.

She then called Sandstorm over to her. "Sandstorm, you will be my most trusted deputy!" Bluestar squeaked.

Sandstorm blinked, remembered that Bluestar was off her pills, and said, "Ok."

Brambleclaw walked up and stood beside Firefart. "Look here, Bluestar. You just cant-" he began but Bluestar screamed.

"TIGERSTAR HAS RETURNED! BLUECLAN, ATTACK!" she screamed and lunged at Brambleclaw.

For the fun of it, Foxleap and Icecloud walked over and began to punch Brambleclaw.

"You are now an OUTCAST! And take Firefart with you! Oh, and Leafcheater!" Bluestar ordered.

She then kicked Brambleclaw and Firefart off the Highledge. They landed beside Leafpool.

"Sandstorm, most trusted deputy-o-mine, make LEAFCHEATER LEAVE!" Bluestar screamed and went over to Dustpelt and began to tell him to go and buy her an X-Box 360.

Sandstorm looked over at Leafcheater and Firefart. "Bye-bye now!" she said.

"B-b-b-but, Sandstorm! I'm your loyal mate!" Firefart protested.

"And I'm your sane daughter!" Leafcheater added.

Randomly Squirrelflight yelled, "SAYS THE CHEATER!"

"Firefart, I heard you yester-night kicking in your sleep and saying, 'Spottedleaf!' And Leafcheater, I saw you giving the Eye at Foxleap yesterday. You ARE a cheater!" Sandstorm pointed out and then she threw a pillow-pet at them.

"Here." She said.

"How are we supposed to live off THIS?" Brambleclaw growled.

"Well... you could just chew it, and then you can sleep on it, and then-" Sandstorm said.

Then BlueClan forced the outcasts away, just because Bluestar was off her pills. I love that story.

FADE MEANWHILE GIRRRL

Gentleheart growled and walked towards Firefart's refuge camp. "Clan, come together-" Firefart began but Gentleheart screamed, "ITS THE VOICES! OH NO! THEY'VE RETURNED!"

She then burst back into the studio and sat upon herself. "Flash, truth or dareee?" she asked.

Flash, without thinking (well... she does this alot!), said, "DARE!"

warning: if you like Littlecloud I suggest you not read the following until the next bolded message

"I dare you to walk up to Littlecloud and beat the crap outta him, then melt him into gold!" said Wildheart, appearing.

Flash walked into the ShadowClan camp. She took out a baseball bat and began to hit Littlecloud with it. "HAHAA!" she laughed. Then she panted five minuets later. He was bigger than he looks, and the only place with a Gold-Melter was RiverClan.

She pulled him up a hill and then sat down, panting. Suddenly a turtle walked over to her. "Ribbit," it said.

Flash kicked it into the lake and then walked into the RiverClan camp. She shoved aside Reedwhisker and Willowshine, then began to melt Littlecloud into gold.

It is safe now

She then walked back to the stuido and presented Wildheart with the gold. Then he chucked it at the camera and the camera went black. FUN!

HOSTS: FLash, Sloefur, Viperstrike, Sandtail, Demonheart

CO-HOSTS: Wildheart, Gentleheart, Shadowpaw, Evilpaw

PERFORMERS: None

SONGS: None

TRUTH/DARES THAT HAD BEEN DONE: 3

DANCING: None

ANYTHING ELSE: none

Flash: YOU LISTEN TO ME, SHADOWPAW!
Shadowpaw: You ain't my ma!
Flash: IF I CATCH YOU TRYING TO EAT MY FLUFFY BUNNY SLIPPERS AGAIN-
Shadowpaw: What? Dude, I wasn't eating your frickin' slippers! That was Evilpaw!
Evilpaw: *coughs up bunny slippers* I just wanted to be mentioned!
Flash: *tackles him*
Evilpaw: HELP! RAPE!
Flash: *shoves him* As if!
(she walks off)
(Evilpaw and Shadowpaw high-paw and laugh)