~I do not own Star Wars, iCarly, or Latin. But I own the language Dog! And my cats!~

OH YEAH! I forgot to mention the following:

To stick with the plot, I shall now call this Part Two: The Snowy Wasteland of Doom.

"Ok, childs! HUSH! The Meeting of the Snow Cats has come to order!" announced a white tom.

A pale gray she-cat took a step forward. "Snowclaw, the new cats that came from the Blue Up have made an igloo across Snowy Hill."

Snowclaw narrowed his eyes and meowed, "Good stalking, Icefur."

Then Snowclaw yowled at a white-and-light-gray tom, "Whitebear! COME HERE NOW!"

Whitebear hissed, "WHAT!"

Snowclaw snarled, "We shall raid them and steal their fire, their T.V., that one gold-eyed flame cat, and all of the other glorious things they have!"

SO…

"Blazefire…" mumbled Flash. Blazefire sighed and walked over to her.

"WHAT!" Blazefire hissed.

"Their watching Star Wars… make them stop," Flash grumbled, shielding her eyes with her paws.

Sloefur was unconscious from falling in the snow.

Demonheart, Evilsoul, Shadowfang, Viperstrike, Sandtail, and Snakeclaw were watching Star Wars on the T.V.

Blazefire threw a hammer at the T.V. and yelled at Demonheart and the toms, "GO GET US SOMETHING TO EAT!"

"W-wait, did you hear that?" gasped Shadowfang, turning slowly.

The igloo burst open and a huge group of white and/or light gray cats were standing beside them, holding spears and bear traps.

"You come from the Blue Up like magic! We eat your meat and make gold-eyed flame cat Queen!" announced a pure-white tom.

Everyone gasped… well, Blazefire squeaked, "Sweet!"

A group of white cats grabbed Blazefire and then they raced towards a large ice igloo. They put Blazefire on a stone chair and put a crown on her. "WHOO-HOO!" Blazefire squealed.

Wait a second… Blazefire thought as she watched two light gray toms put pepper and other seasonings on her friends, tied up. They are going to eat them!

CANNIBALS!

Blazefire called to the leader, well, really she threw a block of ice at Snowclaw and he marched up to her.

"I hereby declare that we shall feast upon you!" Blazefire said, reached into her belt, and brought out a light saber.

Snowclaw narrowed his eyes and brought out a purple light saber.

Blazefire shrieked, "YOU CANNOT DEFEAT MY AWESOMENESS!"

She lunged at him. Snowclaw gave out a bloodcurdling screech and slammed into her.

Demonheart broke the reins with his teeth. "Go, go, go!" he yowled. He watched Flash and Sloefur bring out jackhammers and slam them into cats' heads.

Shadowfang and Evilsoul would knock a cat down and drink their blood like savages. OMSC, are they vampires? …Nah.

They then charged at every cat. Suddenly random elephants raced out of the nearby slushy machines and raced into battle.

Blazefire stopped and said, "Wow, this is like when Hannibal attacked Rome. CRAP! I learned something! STUPID SCHOOL!"

Then Snowclaw knocked her legs from under her. Her light saber went flying backwards.

Snowclaw said, "I am your Latin father."

"NO YOUR NOT!" Blazefire screeched and kicked him. Suddenly Carly and Sam ran out with Freddy's camera.

"TAKE THIS!" screamed Sam and she chucked the camera at Snowclaw's head.

Snowclaw fell over and Demonheart ripped out his throat. "FUN!" he squealed and rolled in the blood of his foe.

"Hmm. Well, thank you, iCarly," said Blazefire.

Carly said, "Oh… yeah, yeah, that's what we're hear to do."

They then disappeared in a poof of glitter.

~Sorry if not as funny~