Chapter 6: I'm an actor!!!

(Disclaimer in chapter 1!)

(So..?)

Harry sat the table Fred and George on both sides, which was a bad thing for Harry as they decided to torment him by placing their arms on each of his thighs, and not moving them, at all!!!

"So…" molly started" I haven't heard of you at all, and as you are a witch, and friends with the twins, I figured that you go to Hogwarts."

"Oh, I don't go to school. I'm home schooled. My guardians don't believe in those kinds of things."

He paused.

"Oh shit, I forgot to call Jonathan and tell him that I won't make it…" Harry turned to Dumbledore. "Do you have a phone?"

oh of course he won't have a phone, it's the bloody ORDER. He thought to himself, and that's why he was surprised to see Dumbledore nod.

"Over there." He pointed at a red phone in the corner of the kitchen Harry didn't notice before.

"We have muggle-borns working for us too, and they need to keep in touch as well. I must admit, it is faster then owl or Floo."

Harry nodded and got up from the table, making the twins hands fall down from his thighs.

Reaching to the phone he quickly dialed the Keller family number and waited until someone answered.

I really need to get my self a cell

"Hello, Keller residence" came the voice of Jonathan.

"Hey, Jonny it's Lilo" Harry emphasized his name without making it too obvious "listen I'm over at Sirius' place because of the date we had tonight"

"Date?? Oh I didn't know you planned on tonight" Harry was glad that Jonathan was an actor, before becoming a director, and so knew how to catch on to things and make them sound believable.

"Yeah but he had to cancel as he had a meeting, but his boss invited me to dinner with them."

"So you're staying with them?"

"Yeah, at least for dinner"

"Lucky you, at least you won't have to suffer Sara's cooking , I mean sure she's my sister and yeah I love her, but her cooking sucks ass"

Harry laughed "you could just order take out" he pointed out and suddenly heard a dull thump sound, followed by a shout of "what? It's true"

Harry laughed again even more, when he heard Sara demanding to take the phone from him "hey Lilo" her voice greeted him

"Hey, did you hear what I said to Jonny? Right, good. So I'll try to be home in a reasonable hour"

"Fine but don't do anything that I would do" Harry grinned "what get drunk while having dinner at your parents' house?"

"How do you know...? Oh right Julia, but I didn't mean that although that is a good advice"

"I know and don't worry"

"See ya later then"

"Bye"

Harry hanged up the phone, and turned back to the table, only just noticing that there were more people at the table (meaning his ex best friends and more) and what's more, they were all quiet, making him realize that they were listening to his conversation.

"What?" Harry questioned and suddenly the conversions flow out freely as if nothing happened. Harry was about to take his sit again, when he noticed that it was occupied by Ginny who was giving him a curios look, before her eyes widen and she stared at Harry, shocked.

Harry realized she figured who he is, somehow, so he gave her a small wink and mouthed "later" at her.

He saw Ginny look around and saw Sirius giving her a meaningful look and nod. So did Remus. Fred leaned over to Ginny and whispered something in her ear that caused her to look even more shocked for a moment, and then turn a brilliant Weasley red.

Harry sat quickly in the only free sit, next to Snape.

"So why don't your guardians believe in school….? " molly asked trying to get back to the conversation they had.

"They don't really believe in anything they don't classify as in normal, so I moved in with Jonny, a family friend and my boss"

Molly seemed surprised "oh, you work?"

Harry shifted uncomfortably " yeah, muggle movies, I'm an actor", the twins snickered quietly making molly frown. Tonks didn't notice and perked out, "really? What kind of movies?"

Harry was saved from answering when the twins couldn't keep quiet anymore and burst out laughing.

"Honestly, what is the matter with the two of you?"

While Mrs. Weasley berated the twins for their 'lack of manners', Tonks looked at Harry in interest.

"So, how did you and Sirius meet?"

Harry looked at Sirius, who was too busy stuffing his face with food.

"Umm… I met him in a club I go to from time to time. It's called 'the shack'."

Kingsley smiled.

"I think it's great that you finally have a steady girlfriend to go out with and relax, have fun, you know?" he said to Sirius, who started choking on the words 'steady' and 'girlfriend', Especially in connection to Harry.

"She's not my girlfriend." Sirius breathed out, still half choking.

"Oh? Why not? I thought you said she was your date?" Snape suddenly asked from beside Harry, startling him.

"We were going as friends, you know? Not lovers."

Harry heard Sirius mutter. "Nope, defiantly TOO weird."

Tonks looked fascinated now.

"Why not? Sirius looks completely hot!"

"Thanks Tonks, but I don't favor incest."

"Well then, why not?" Tonks said, unperturbed by Sirius' comment.

"He's not my type."

He saw Tonks give him an insistent look, and the rest of the people around him stare at him. So he blurted the first thing that came into his mind.

"I'm GAY."

Okay so it was more like a shout then actual talking.

He raised his head to see everyone's reaction, Ron and Hermione were giving him disgusting looks 'like I care, what they think', molly and Minerva were chocking on their food and drink, respectively. Dumbledore looked even more shocked then when he saw Harry's memory, 'probably because he realizes that the memory he saw doesn't fit now' , Fred ,George and Ginny, were giving him smiles of encouragement, so were Sirius and Ramus, kingsley looked shocked, while Tonks gave Harry an apprising look.

Harry looked sidewise and he saw Snape. Snape had a blank expression, but for his eyes, who showed hidden curiosity.

"I think I'm gonna skip dissert. Look at the time; I have to go home now. bye!"

Harry got up quickly and went to the door. he thought he heard a voice say "I'll take you to the door" but he didn't stop to see who it was.

When Harry got to the door, he stopped a second to take a breath.

Great going potter. Not only have you almost got caught by fucking Dumbledore, but now they think I'm a fucking lesbian

"Lilo!"

Harry turned around and saw Snape behind him, looking a bit out of breath.

"Mr. Snape! Umm... what do you want?"

"I'm curios. You said you were gay, but… you didn't seem to have an attraction to any of the girls at the table," Snape paused. "And even if you did try to fix yourself up," Snape's eyes were now at level with Harry's, "you still looked like you had 'fun' with the Weasley twins. Why did you lie?"

"I didn't lie."

"Then how come-"

Harry got an idea. Before Snape could finish, he took Snape's hand and placed it on his crotch.

"That's how I can be gay."

And he left Snape there, shocked.

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