Chapter 8: sugar me!

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Harry Fred and George got dressed and cleaned thanks to a few well preformed cleaning charms. They headed down stairs, following Julia who waited for them in the hall.

They walked, surprisingly, silently. Julia didn't say a word. But as they turned the corner to the stairs, Julia sent Harry this look, that said 'you better tell me what happened or else!'

When they got to the bottom of the stairs, they saw Sara standing with her back to them, peeking in to the next room, her body moving slightly to the loud music coming from within.

Suddenly, Sara turned around and noticed them. She put a finger to her lips, signing to be quite, and pointed to the kitchen.

Love is like a bomb…

They went to stand behind Sara, and peeked in to the kitchen with her.

(Bomb... bomb…)

Harry had to put a hand to his mouth to keep himself from laughing out loud.

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?

In the middle of the kitchen, dressed in only his boxers, was Jonathan.

He was dancing and spinning to the beat of the 80's song, a pan in one hand and two eggs in the other. Singing along with the tune, he broke one egg in mid-air and poured the yellow and white into the pan, now over the fire. The other egg he broke over a bowl.

Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
little miss ah innocent o-sugar me, yeah!

Jonathan twirled, jumped to the fridge, and bumped his butt against the door a couple of times with the beat. Opening the door, he took a carton of milk in one hand and a cucumber in the other. He jumped again, closed the door with his leg and sang into the cucumber like a microphone:

Yeah!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

He put the milk and the cucumber down, took a knife and started to chop the veggie to the beat.

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon, fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

He moved his hips, in a very seductive way, took the milk again and poured a lot into the bowl with the egg, his hand moving in an up and down motion, matching his hips.

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah

At those words he put the milk down again, stuck his hand in the sugar jar, took a hand full of sugar and throw it into the bowl, then licked his hand clean.

Taking a towel to dry his hand off, he spun on the spot, took the towel in both hands, spread his legs and started rubbing his crotch with it, back and forth.

Listen!

Red light, yellow light, green-a-light, go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show

Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of a-love,
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

Loosen up

He thro the towel to the chair in the corner, took the carton of milk again, jumped, bumped his ass against the fridge door again a couple of times and opened the door. Putting the milk back, he took some bread and chocolate syrup.

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me, sweet
Little miss oh-innocent sugar me, yeah

Harry and the others were really enjoying this. They're feet tapping to the beat, smiles on there're faces.

Harry even heard Julia 'ooh!' when Jonathan took peaces of bread out of their bag, and, spinning, throw them backwards into the bowl, all the while singing and moving his hips.

Taking another pan out of the cupboard and onto the fire, Jonathan started soaking the bread into the mix in the bowl, and then moved the peaces onto the pan.

He flipped them in the air a couple of times, still singing.

Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up!

He took the chocolate syrup bottle in his hand, shook it with the beat, then opened it and squirted some into his mouth, making a mess on his face.

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah

Jonathan licked his lips, then, noticing he didn't get it all, smeared it on his hand and licked it clean again.

"Mmm…" Harry heard Fred (or George) from behind him. He had to admit, this little show is quit... interesting...

Moving to the sink, he cleaned his hand with water and grabbed another towel. As the guitar solo started, he twirled it around over his head and bounced around, turned on the spot, thro the towel to the chair in the corner and grabbed three fruits from the basket on the table.

You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine
'Cus I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
from my head, my head, to my feet

He juggled the fruits for a bit, put them back on the dining table, and going back to the egg cocking on the pan and the French toasts, he took each pan in one hand, flipped them in the air at the same time (Harry thought he'd miss but he didn't, and there was another 'ohh' from Julia), then took a the knife again to chop a tomato. Moving his hips backwards in every down-beat, he scoped the veggies into another bowel and put it on the table.

Do you take sugar? One lump or two?

Suddenly something whistled, and Harry saw that Jonathan also boiled water.

Jonathan put the steaming water on the table.

He took the sugar bowl again, lifted it in the air, put it on the table too, and then jumped into the air, pointing at the ceiling.

Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Jonathan started making the table, taking plates and cups out of the cupboard and putting them in they're place.

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

Pour some sugar on me
Oh, in the name of love
pour some sugar on me
Get it, come get it!
Pour your sugar on me

Ooh!
Pour some sugar on me

Yeah! Sugar me!

At the last words Jonathan sat on one of the chairs backwards, one hand pointing at the ceiling above his head, the other holding a juice bottle like a microphone.

"Wwhhhooo!!!!" Julia shouted as soon as the song was over, and stared clapping enthusiastically. They all joined in, cheering and clapping as Jonathan got red with embarrassment.

"You... saw all of it?" he asked.

"Yup, and you rocked!" Julia smiled and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"Umm... thanks." He said shyly. "Well, come get breakfast…"

"You were right Harry," one of the twins said suddenly from the door.

"He is delicious." The other twin finished.

Harry chuckled, but then Jonathan shouted

"Julia??!"

"Yes?"

"Am I on any medication??"

"Not that I know of, but maybe you should be, after what we saw." Sara answered instead. "Why?"

"Cus' I think I'm seeing double!" he said in a slightly whiny voice.

Julia, the twins and Harry laughed.

"Nope, there are two of them all right. And I was wondering, Harry, who are they?"

The twins stepped forward, bowed, and took one of Julia's hands each.

"Fred,"

"And George,"

"Weasley." they said together.

"Master pranksters, trouble makers extraordinaire,"

"Owners of 'Weasley's wizard wheezes',"

"And old friends of Harry's from school." They ended, again, together.

Julia looked at them, astonished.

"Do they do that often?" she asked Harry warily.

Harry laughed. "Yes. A lot."

"So what brings you here?" Sara asked.

"Oh," said Julia, with a wicked smile "they were in Harry's bed-"

"-Err, they came for a visit by surprise, and since they didn't have a place to stay, I let them sleep over." Harry interrupted.

"Yes, thank you Harry," said George.

"We would have been rather, umm…" said Fred,

"Desperate, without you." George agreed, with a wink.

Sara coughed.

"Yes, well," she said warily, "Let's have breakfast, shall we?"

They sat down around the table, while Jonathan added two more plates and cutlery to the setting.

"Well, since it seams-" said Fred, as they sat down,

"-That we'll be eating in this lovely house,-" said George,

"-We would at least like to know you're names,-" continued Fred,

"-for future references and plain comfort, of course." Concluded George.

"Oh, right," Harry said quickly. "This is Jonathan Keller, the singing dancing breakfast maker," he sniggered at the red faced cook, "also my boss and friend. He's letting me live here for the rest of the summer."

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Keller," greeted Fred, shaking his hand over the table.

"Thank you for having us," said George, also shaking his hand.

"I have to say, though," continued George, "that show…"

"Was quite…" said Fred.

"Appetizing." They said together, giving Jonathan a lustful stare.

The rest of the occupants at the table tried to stifle a snigger at the slightly confused look on Jonathan's face. He never did get the 'subtle' hints that hopeful lovers gave him. He just didn't notice. Jonathan got them almost every day at work, not that the mood from the set helped at all, and he would move on, oblivious. He just didn't get it.

Not that it didn't amuse the people around him. There even was a bet around the actors and crew, who will be the one to make the hint that will get Jonathan to blush. Even Harry was in it, with no success, not that he didn't try; he did almost everything he could think of, short of appearing in his bedroom naked, hungry for the taking.

"Uh... Thanks…" Jonathan said after a few moments, shrugging and scratching the back of his neck. "Call me Jonathan."

"I'm Sara, Jonathan's sister, and Julia's mother." Sara said shaking there hands in turn. "You said you are friends of Harry's from school? Hogwarts, right?"

"Uhhh…" the twins looked at Harry, surprised for a second, but then had the look of discomfort they had every time someone said Voldemort's name.

Harry smiled and explained.

"Julia here – you've met her- is going too, this September. We've got her all her books and everything. Oh, that reminds me," Harry smiled sheepishly at Julia, "I was supposed to wake up early and teach you some more wand movements and stuff. I'm sorry; I forgot when I got unexpected guests."

But the twins didn't look at all apologetic.

"A new Hogwarts student you say? Well, well, well…-"

They both had evil grins that spelled absolutely no good.

"-We'll just have to speak to you later."

Harry laughed, and wiggled in his seat a little.

"Oh, you just have to hear about the pranks they pulled!" he said, reminiscing, "especially during my fifth year."

"Really what did you do?" Julia asked.

The twins grinned, as one of them raised a hand and waved it offhand "oh you know the usual, turned a whole corridor into a swamp"

All but Harry gaped at them "and how did you do that?" Julia asked and the twins smirked "why with magic off course"

Harry laughed at the girl's red face, it was obviously not what she wanted to hear, but that's what you get for asking stupid questions.

"I know, but how?" she whined

"Trade secret" one of the twins spoke

"We'll have to kill you if you found out" the other said with a grin.

"Ohh, I can still remember Umbitch's face…" Harry said reminiscently.

"Who's Umbitch?" asked Julia, wandering if that was her real name.

"Oh, she was our defense against the dark arts teacher. Horrible woman. Her name was Dolores Umbridge."

"What do you mean, was?"

"She got pranked so much…" Harry laughed, gasped, then sat still. "One day... well, I don't want to talk about the reason, but me and Hermione, one of my best friends, led her into the forest... And, well, let's just say she had a nice conversation with a herd of canturs. She got a bit too jumpy to teach after that. McGonagall sure was happy 'bout that."

"And who's McGonagall?"

"Transfiguration teacher. Bit strict, but she's fair. And nice- when she wants to be."

Julia kept asking about the teachers, lessons and pranks, all throw most of the meal, Harry's face turning steadily red, seemingly from laughter.

He and the twins had a great time reminiscing. They told her everything- except for a few things, like the map, of course.

They were just laughing about the time that the twins charmed Snape's cloak to sprout bat wings and fly away with him in it, at the middle of a Hufflepuff-Slytherin game (a month and a half of detention, but it was worth it), when-

"And who's Snape?"

"Potions. Bit of a git, really. Greasy hair, big nose, favors only his house."

"Sounds like a wanker."

"Julia! Watch your language!" Sara scolded her.

"Mom, I have an uncle that does porn movies, and you want me to watch my language?"

"-Speaking of Snape, Harry," said George, cutting Sara off from her retort, "what did he say to you after dinner? We saw he went after you."

"Yeah," said Fred, "and he came back to the table all shocked…"

"Oh, he met me near the door, wanted to know why I lied about being gay." Harry said in an amused voice. "He said I looked like I had too much 'fun', when I was talking to you two upstairs to be a lesbian."

"So what did you do?"

"I showed him how I can be gay." Harry smirked.

"How?"

"I put his sexy hand on my cock,"

"Oh my god!" exclaimed George, wide eyed.

"You didn't!" said Fred, equally shocked.

"Yup, did. Then I just left him there, so I don't know how he took it."

"Well…. Now that you mention it…" George said thoughtfully, "he DID kinda look… pinkish…"

Julia giggled. "I can't wait to meet this guy!"

"And OH!" said Fred after a moment, "when we went upstairs after the meal, Snape left first, and we heard moaning from the bathroom when we past by!" he was wiggling his eyebrows at him. "Think it was him?"

Harry licked his lips unconsciously.

"Hmmm… Maybe. I can just see him now… wander what he'll do if he sees me again…"

"Why don't you find out?" asked George. "Come back with us again. We have to get going anyway, mom will be asking about us soon…"

"Well… I suppose I could go… saying I came to see Sirius… but then-" he looked at Julia, "I won't be able to teach you new things today… I'm sorry…"

"Wait, you said this Snape guy's gonna be there?" Julia asked.

"Umm… I think so, yeah," said George. "I think he said something about a meeting after lunch today, a big meeting."

"Then I'm going with you!" declared Julia. "Can I mom, please?"

"Well… I'm not sure that's a good idea…" Sara said with a stern look on her face.

"Oh come on, mom," Julia pleaded "I'll see my teachers, get to know them before school!"

Sara still looked hesitant.

"Mom, you know how important it is for me to fit in, in a new school, and if I get to meet the teachers, I'll be more comfortable! And besides," she added, "I'll be with Harry the whole time. I'll be safe with you, won't I be, Harry?"

"Of course." Harry answered. "She'll be fine. As long as you'll call me Lilo around them, and don't mess up," he looked at Julia warningly, "it'll be ok."

"I won't mess up, I'm used to calling you Harry or Lilo depending. So can I go? Please?"

"Well… fine. But I want you back for dinner!" Sara said.

"Ok, let me just change into my Lilo clothes and I'll be right down." Harry said before getting out of his seat and climbing upstairs.

"Come on Julia," said Fred.

"Let's wait for him by the door." finished George.

When they got the front door of the house, Fred and George bent foreword, so they were the same height as Julia, and whispered in her ear.

"That was quit slytherin of you, pretending to want to know the teachers-"

"–When you only want to know one of them, and learn more about-"

"-your sexy, soon-to-be potions master."

"Yes?" said Julia, not knowing where this is going.

"We want to make a deal with you."

"What kind of deal?"

"Obviously, your slytherin material. That's what we're looking for-"

"-a spy on the inside. We need a pranker."

"Oh? What's in it for me?" Julia asked, quirking an eyebrow.

"First accesses to our merchandise, which you keep and use on others, all our-" Fred looked at George for conformation, George nodded. "- all our first year notes, including Harry's,"

"-we'll talk to him," said George.

"-and a free delivery, of prankster and normal sweets, every week." Finished Fred.

"Why do you need pranksters in school? You've finished." Asked Julia, a bit suspicious.

"We need a prankster to test our new stuff on unsuspecting innocent students." Explained George, "If the prank worked, you say something like 'oh, isn't that the new thing from Weasleys wizard wheezes?' and the next thing you know, we're flooded with buyers."

"Yeah? I want five percent of all the sales you make from the stuff you send me on top of all the other things you said." Julia said confidently, her voice turning business like, "Also, I cannot guaranty that I will test your merchandise in a pre set time, like every week or so. I will do it in my own time, depending on homework or tests. I will, however, guaranty that most of your products will be tested by me. If I get caught, punished and or expelled, it will be entirely your fault, and you will pay my mom for enrolling in a normal school. But," she added as an after thought, "I will do my best not to get expelled, though I'll need some help in finding my way around and hiding places."

The twins looked at her for a few moments, shocked.

"Wow Fred, we really picked a good one! Ok, Just as long as we get detailed descriptions on the effects of each product, and the reaction of the crowd. We'll expect a letter at least every…" George thought for a moment, "two months or so. Agreed?"

Julia raised her hand. "Agreed."

Fred shook her left hand; George shook her right, all of them grinning.

"Then we have an agreement! Welcome to the WWW crew!" they said together.

"The WWW crew? I didn't know we were a crew," said a voice from behind them, "and what is this about an agreement?"

They turned around.

Behind them they saw Harry- or Lilo, depends who and where you are, in deep red dolly shoes, knee-high white socks, a blood red with black markings mini skirt, and a black string top, that has 'sugar sweet' written in white on it. His hair was tied up and showed a lovely creamy neck.

The twins wolf whistled in unison.

Julia giggled.

"Lilo, what are you trying to do, make the boys around you brainless?"

"Maybe just for a while, 'til I'm done playing with them…" Harry said with a wink at her. "So, what was this about the WWW crew?"

"Oh, we just got ourselves a little helper..."

"-we'll tell you about it on the way,"

"But now we have to go, or mum's gonna kill us."

"I thought Ginny was covering for you?" Harry questioned as they left the house

"She is, but how long do you think she can take with mum's nagging" Fred asked.

Oh so true

"So how did get Ginny to agree to covering for you?"

The twins shared a grin, "oh you know" one started "we told her you'll help her with her dating prob"

"What dating prob. I thought she was seeing Terry Boot?"

"Oh she was..."

"But turns out…"

"The blokes gay"

"Poor Ginny" Julia muttered, even though she was trying to hold her giggles in.

"So I take it I have to help find some poor bloke to satisfy her" Harry frowned

The twins smirked "actually, gin-gin doesn't swing that way..."

"Yeah, turns out, she was just lying to herself" he answered to Harry's bewildered look, "Bats for the other team."

Wow, I never thought that about Ginny, makes you think what else you don't know about people.

"So… who am I suppose to help her be with?"

"Don't know" George shrugged.

Harry rolled his eyes, before he remembered his other question.

"So how did you get Sirius and Remus to help you sneak out?"

The twins froze. Blushed and then smiled.

"Well…."

"You see…."

----FLASHBACK----

Fred and George were walking along the hallway, on there way to Sirius' room.

"If there's another way out of this place, Sirius'll know. He did live here…"

"Yeah, but how can we make him let us go? He'll tell mom."

"We'll think of something, maybe prank products?"

They approached Sirius' room and knocked.

No answer.

"You sure he's in there?"

"Yeah, I asked Tonks."

They knocked again.

"Maybe he's asleep."

"Well, we'll have to wake him then. Alohomora!" Fred whispered, and the door clicked open quietly.

A husky voice came from inside.

"Mmm, so good…"

Fred and George looked at each other. They weren't expecting this.

"More, please, Ssssiriusss-uhhh..."

Sliding through the crack they made in the door, the twins sneaked in the room. The sight before them made them gasp soundlessly.

"So tight…you like that?"

In the middle of the room there were Sirius and Remus, both gloriously naked, their sides to the door. Remus was bent over the back of a large black leather couch, and Sirius was behind him, on his knees, with his head right in Remus' ass.

"Yesssss! Please, oh god! More…"

Sirius licked his hole in earnest, sliding a second finger in while stroking Remus' back soothingly.

"Uhhh…"

"Not yet, love. I want to do this right."

With a third digit, Sirius licked the top of Remus' crack and slipped his fingers further in with an upwards angle.

"Ah! Sirius, Now!"

Fred and George just stood there, transfixed. They wanted to go visit Harry, but, they thought, it could wait.

"It's been too long moony…"

Oblivious to their new audience, Sirius stood up, leaned forward and pressed his torso to the other's back. Finger's still moving inside, he licked Remus' ear and whispered "are you ready for me?"

Remus shuddered, and then growled very loudly "Yes, dammit, fuck me! Cock, in me, now!"

"As you wish…" Sirius whispered. A moment later his fingers were replaced with his hard red cock.

He slid in slowly, enjoying the sensation of being surrounded with tight pulsing heat.

"Oh yesssss… god, so GOOD!"

Sirius waited for a moment, got a hand to Remus' chin, tilting his head sideways and back, to make him look at him.

"I love you…" he whispered, barley heard, looking deep into his eyes. Then, without waiting any longer, he moves, hard, fast, passionately and lustfully, hitting just the right spot, over and over.

Close, so close now. He grabs Remus' shaft and rubs it in his hand, faster, rougher, tweaking a nipple with the other, bending his head down to lick and nip an ear.

Panting, moaning, gasping for air, they speed up desperately for release.

"Come for me…" Sirius whispers in his ear, and then licks a line from under his ear down his neck. Remus shudders and comes hard, screaming his pleasure and love for his lover.

"Fuck, YES!"

Sirius was not far behind, the convolutions and heat around his cock squeezed the orgasm right out of him, in one big star-seeing bang.

They crashed against the back of the couch, Sirius on top -and still- inside him, trying to regain their breath. Remus turned his upper body toward Sirius, and they kissed passionately.

"Well, THAT was definitely interesting," said George loudly from the door way.

The couple jumped with a start, squawked, separated, then dived to the floor and crawled behind the couch to hide. Well, at least Remus did; Sirius dived in the wrong direction and landed on the couch itself, head first. His legs followed, in an arch over his head, and landed on the floor, making Sirius fall with them, ending up on his ass, on the floor, legs sprawled in front of him.

"Ouch" he moaned

The twins snickered.

"Tell us Remus, we thought we might have imagined it…."

"But did you actually curse???" the twins questioned with smiles on their face.

The only part of Remus they could see was blushing.

Before they could manage to say something else, Sirius got up; apparently he didn't have any problem with voyeurism.

"Fuck, I thought you two were Molly" he said as he went to the bed and picked his underwear that lay on the lamp on the bedside table, (the twins wondered how it got there), and wore them.

"What do you two want anyway?" he asked as he threw a robe to Remus who quickly put it on.

"We wanted to go visit Harry" one of them started

"And to ask you of a way to sneak out"

"Without our mom figuring it out"

"But when we saw what you were up to…"

"We thought it could wait."

"See, we had this problem" both toke a moment to stare down before looking up again.

"-That we hoped Harry could help fix,"

"But when we came to ask you for help,"

"You weren't exactly helping, if you know what we mean…."

Remus coughed to hide a grin "what exactly did you two think we could help you with?" he paused before adding "and how long were you two standing there watching?"

"Long enough to really be desperate for Harry's touch"

"We came here for the help of the kind, noble, and quite amazing Sirius…" his twin winked and added "you can say that again." they grinned as they stared shamelessly at Sirius' still naked (except underwear) and oh-so-lovely body.

"You think I'll help you after scaring us like that?" Sirius asked, raising an eyebrow, "and why should I let you break rules?"

"And to think, you two thought we were mom," Fred drawled.

"Maybe we should call her up here right now," continued George.

"And show her what's keeping you from helping her? Oh," Fred added with a small evil grin, "what an awful, shocking influence you make, on our young fragile innocent little minds!" He raised his hand to his forehead in a mock dramatic faint.

Sirius' eyes went wide, and he said "you wouldn't dare."

The twins just smirked at him. Then they called in unison "Oh MOOMM!!--"

"All right! All right! There's a window in the next room, with a tree growing right next to it, you can climb down it and get out!" Sirius said in a rush, trying to shut them up.

"Why thank you padfoot, see you around…"

---END FLASHBACK---

"And the rest... Well… we're not good with sayings." Said George, with a grin.

Harry burst out laughing. He didn't want to, as the story wasn't all that funny (in Sirius' and Remus' view) but still. He didn't mean to laugh!

Behind him, Julia giggled.

"Well, now I know how much of good friends they are, then." he said after calming down.

"Yeah, who would have thought that they're together?" said George "They never show it around other people."

"Well, I guess now we know why they didn't settle down with some bird after school" agreed Fred, "all they needed was just to fuck each other!"

"Now I really want to see your friends, Lilo!" Julia exclaimed.

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They got to the landing in front of Num. 12 a few minutes later, still laughing.

Fred made to open the door, but Julia said "umm... why are we standing between two houses?"

"Oh right," said Harry, "she doesn't know about HQ…" he paused to think for a second. "Right. Julia, this is HQ, number 12. You won't be able to see it, but you can still come in."

"Okay" she shrugged. It really didn't matter to her. It was just like going through to the Leaky Cauldron.

Fred, again, went to open the door, when the door opened suddenly from the inside, and Mrs. Weasley appeared behind it.

"Oh!" she said, surprised to see them. "I thought you were upstairs, sound asleep. What are you doing out here?"

"We woke up a little while ago, and wanted to stretch a bit before lunch." George lied smoothly. "And look mom," he added, turning toward Harry, "we met Lilo on the way!"

Mrs. Weasley looked at them suspiciously, before turning to Harry also.

"Hello dear, how are you?" she asked, with a bit of a hesitant face. Obviously she still remembers last night. "And who is this?"

"I'm okay." Harry answered. "This is Julia, my boss' niece. Julia, this is Mrs. Weasley, Fred and George's mom."

"Nice to meet you," said Julia, holding up her hand. Mrs. Weasley shook it, looking confused for a second.

"How come you can see…?"

"Oh, Julia's a new found witch. She's going to Hogwarts this September." Harry answered the unfinished question. "When I met Fred and George here, I thought maybe I could bring her along so she could meet her future teachers. She's really excited about going. Aren't you, Julia?"

"Yeah, Lilo tolled me all about magic and how nice Mr. Snape is," Mrs. Weasley coughed. If Lilo thought this was nice… "I can't wait to meet my teachers, and go to Hogwarts."

"Yes, well… would you come inside? I was just on my way to Diagon ally to get a few things. I'm sure Sirius will show you around. Fred, George, I'll want to have a word with you and Ginny when I come back. See you later, dears."

And she left.

"Uh oh. I think she found out about us Fred," said George.

"We'll have to warn Ginny, and make something better up. Come on." Said Fred, and led them all in.

As Harry closed the door behind them, they heard a "who's there?" coming from the stairs, and then down came Sirius and Remus.

"Oh hello har- uh, Lilo," Said Sirius, looking wearily (but a bit annoyed) at Harry, "How are you this morning?"

"Just fine and you? This is Julia, by the way. My boss' niece. She's going to Hogwarts this coming September, so I brought her along to meet the staff," Said Harry. "She knows all about my 'work', so it's okay." He added as an after thought.

"Oh, that's nice," Said Remus gloomily. "Good luck."

Just then, they heard a crash from the kitchen door. They looked over at it and they saw Tonks, splat on the floor. She uttered a muffled groan.

"Would you-" but then she saw who she was talking to. She got up quickly, and with a sort of a pained, angry frown, sniffed and left in a rush.

Remus gave a long sad sigh.

"What's going on?" said Fred.

"Why'd she look at you like that?" said George.

Remus sighed again.

"Umm... I don't suppose you told Harry about last night, did you?" asked Sirius cautiously.

"YES" Harry, George and Fred said together with a grin.

"A most fantastic tale." Said Harry, with a wink.

"Well, we had a silencing charm up..."

"And?"

"And you opened the door…"

Fred, George and Harry stared at him for a second, wide eyed and mouths open.

Then they burst out laughing.

"Oh, man, that's priceless" said George between howls of laughter.

"You're in trouble…" Fred teased in a sing-song voice.

"Why? I don't understand what happened." Said Julia, confused.

"Julia, do you remember when I told you about charms you can do to change things in a room, like heating or cooling the air?" asked Harry.

"Yeah…?"

"Well, there's a spell, the silencing charm, which makes the room soundproof, like in a recording studio. No sounds go in or out. The thing is… when you open a door to a silenced room… the charm brakes."

"Oh…" said Julia, blinking."OH!" she exclaimed, after a moment, and then got into a fit of giggles.

"Yes… and because of that, we had to have a little chat with Molly. And Mad-Eye. And Tonks." Said Remus miserably.

"Oh dear… she's okay though, isn't she?" Harry asked tenderly. Even though no one said it, they all knew that Tonks had a bit of a crush on Remus.

"I guess so, but I don't think I'll be seeing her around anytime soon."

"Mmm, I'm sure it'll get better," Said Harry, "At least you're 'out' now. No more pretending."

"Yeah…"

There was a quite pause for a moment, where nobody talked.

"Fred, George, you owe us big time." Said Sirius. "You do NOT want to have that conversation with Molly."

The twins and Harry cringed sympathetically.

"Umm… well, since you're 'out there', how about some toys?"

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Harry sat with the twins Julia and his godparents at the kitchen table munching on some sweets while Sirius and Remus were busy telling Julia and the twins tales of their younger days. It all went nice and easy as Harry sat there wiggling a bit in his chair, when Fred started to questioned him about it, a bit annoyed.

"Damn it Harry, you haven't sat still ever since we came downstairs from your bedroom, if I didn't know any better I'd say you still have that dildo stuffed up your ass"

Harry blushed, staring at him and said, "Fred!" but it was no use, all the conversations had halted and all looks were on Harry.

George, who noted that Harry's blush wasn't from Fred's exclamation, but rather from something else, gasped and spoke "OMG, you do????"

Harry blushed more but couldn't help move a bit and gasping while doing so.

Sirius and Remus stared at him shocked while the twins grinned and spoke simultaneously "Harry, you really are a kinky bastered!!"

Harry grinned; his cheeks still a lovely rose color, as he stood up.

"speaking of which, I'm going to have a little bathroom break" he said as he started going for the stairs, from the corner of his eye he could see the twins opening their mouths to say something but Julia managed to speak first "have fun"

Harry laughed when he saw the stares Julia receives from the two mutts.

Fred apparently managed to think of something to say (considering that Julia stole his words) and turned to Sirius "hey Sirius, where do you keep the lube?" Harry laughed as he walked up the stairs, the last thing he saw was his godfather turning to his lover with a glare.

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Harry walked down the hallway to the bathroom, which were near the end of the hall, why he didn't have a clue.

Damn, I can't believe that Sirius and Remus heard that about me, I mean being open about my sexuality is one thing, but talking about it is something else.

He smirked as he thought about said talk, it wasn't like he had any thought of doing that, but when he saw (or rather felt) that the dildo was still in him, he couldn't resist doing so. It was after all one of his fantasies that he talked about with the twins.

At least the house is clear, what with Molly out shopping and the traitors with the rest of them are out buying the Hogwarts materials I'll so have time for a good wank.

Harry finally reached the bathroom when he noticed that the door was closed.

Strange

He was about to open it when it opened by itself……

Tbc.

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DikiCat: sooo sorry for the delay, but you know what? I really don't care.

Rock Junkie: Don't listen to her! She's being evil!

DikiCat: hump!!!!

Anyhow we wanted you to know that we have great news, DikiCat managed to get into university, (applause! NOW!) . we also wanted to tell you that we unfortunately we won't write for the next 2-3 days ( 2 for DikiCat and 3 for Rock Junkie) due to extensive reading (HELLO seventh book anyone!!!???).

--Now, we need your help, who should we partner Ginny with (girl, we remind you) (if you have any problem with her being gay, screw you)

The possible girls are:

Luna Lovegood

Pansy Parkinson

Hannah Abbott

Susan Bones

One of the Patil sisters (but not both of them, 'cus we already have a twin thing)

Lisa Turpin.

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