Chapter 9: Can you bite me?

(Disclaimer in chapter 1!)

(A/n: Aaaannndd… we're back! Sorry it took so long but… well, you know. THANK YOU SO MUCH for reviewing the last chapter! trying to express eternal thanks-failing it just made us thinks harder on what to write, to make it all the better! R&R!)

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The door opened and Snape came out wearing only a towel, Harry's eyes widen and his mouth watered, taking a step forward he stopped the man's exit.

"Wha..?" his teacher barely managed to speak before he had lips on him; he gasped when he felt the hard length of what had to be unmistakably a very hard erection.

Harry moaned as he rubbed himself on his crush, a groan was heard above and Harry raised himself to look at the man.

Head thrown back, he was the epitome of beauty, maybe not to all people but for Harry it was enough.

"Fuck me, sir please" Harry begged as he started taking his clothes off, Snape stopped and stared at him for a moment as he gathered his bearings again.

"Do you know what you're doing?" the professor asked and Harry answered by slamming their lips back together, the man soon forgot his line of thought as Harry managed to divest him of his clothing and grabbing his cock.

Dropping to his knees Harry took one second to look at the man's surprised face before he swallowed him down, eliciting a scream from the normally stoic man.

Harry hummed as he bobbed up and down the impressive length that was his teachers cock.

Without warning he pulled out and placed the cock in his entrance, not giving Snape a chance to realize what was going on he sat firmly on the cock, screaming both in pain and pleasure.

Snape groaned as he picked Harry up, Harry wrapping his legs on the man's thighs on instinct, and moved him to the sink in the bathroom sitting him there as he fucked him hard and fast making the boy cry his shock, and moan wantonly when his cock brushed his prostate on every other thrust.

"Please sir…"

"Lilo"

"Lilo"

"LILO!!!"

"Mmm… huh?" Harry came back to the present as he stared at his professor's face; he resisted the urge to pout when he found out that he was simply daydreaming.

"Are you going to let me through?" the man raised a sardonic eyebrow as he gestured Harry to the fact that he was blocking his exit.

Harry flushed, not wanting to be put on the spot, he turned the table on the man "are you going to tell me why you want to show off your hot bod like that, by walking with only a towel on?" he murmured, making sure Snape saw how his eyes racked his body, pausing a little on the space covered by the towel (Harry wondered if he was just imagining it growing) before raising them to look at the man's slightly flushed face.

"I forgot my clothes in my room" the man drew himself up, daring Harry to contradict him "I promise you that I do not participate in such activities"

"Shame" Harry said with a smirk as he saw the man's eyes widen at the implication.

Wonder if he'll fuck me now that I made my point about him being hot.

"I don't have time for this nonsense" the man snapped as he pushed past Harry and left to his room.

I guess that answers my question…..now where was I?

The boy grinned as he remembered the reason for his little trip for the bathroom

Now how did my fantasy go again…?

He slammed the door shut.

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After twenty minutes or so, Harry got out of the bathroom and made his way back downstairs. When he got to the kitchen, he saw people from the order, and others, sitting around the table and talking. Mrs. Weasley was there, near the sink, cleaning some cutlery very forcefully. Beside her stood Fred, George, and Ginny, all looking a bit glum and depressed. They were holding dishes in they're hands, obviously helping with the cleaning.

"Busted." Fred mouthed to him with a shrug, as he saw him come in.

Harry half smiled at him, then looked around more closely. It seams that half of the order was in the kitchen already, Shakelbot and Dang at one edge of the table, Mr. Weasley, Tonks, Diggle, Mad-Eye and others. Ron and Hermione, also, were there. When they saw him come in, they made a slightly disgusted face, and then turned away.

Harry noticed that Julia was sitting next to Snape and was scaring him with her array of questions; one she shoot quite fast, he frowned when he listened to some of them.

"…..what happens if my potion will explode? Will you punish me? How will you punish me? Will it hurt? Is that legal? Why is the classroom in the dungeons? Are you scared of daylight? Because I think you shouldn't be, your skin is lovely like this, pale and all.." Harry rolled his eyes at her, honestly she was going to get her self killed if she continued this way, he couldn't help but grin when he saw the desperate way that Snape was looking at Dumbledore, as though trying to beg him to switch places without words.

"….which reminds me, I read that vampires are all pale like that, so are you one? If you are then it's so cool, I mean I saw quite a lot of vampire movies, and the vampires were always sooo hot, so that has to mean you are one. And if you are then I heard that vampires are allergic to garlic but I think that's bull because there's garlic in your plate, can I see your teeth? Can you bite me?" Harry had to smack her as the question was way too improper for her, and Snape was already staring at her wide eyed.

The twins who heard the talk couldn't help but snicker at it, which molly caught on and started berating them.

Harry sighed as he sat next to Julia and before she managed to continue her arrayed of questions, he covered her mouth "sorry, Severus" he purred the name out and saw Snape staring at him shocked.

Probably didn't think that I'll say that in front of everyone…

Harry was about to start another of his attempts of Snape-seducing, after all there is a reason why they say 'if at first you don't succeed, suck harder' , but unfortunately Dumbledore ruined it by saying the obvious "I see that you are back again, Lilo" Harry didn't bother to dignify that with an answer and stared a few places far from his, a place where Remus and Sirius sat in one side and Tonks at the other, neither, Harry notes, liked the sitting arrangement, what with Tonks' hair turning red and Remus' knuckles turning white.

Luckily someone noticed it, unfortunately it was Julia.

"Say, how come you're able to turn your hair color to a different one?" she asked.

Tonks frowned and broke her staring match with the couple in front of her "I am a metamorphmagus, a shape-shifter" she added at the confused look she got.

"Oh, but why is the color flicking between black, red and dark orange? Is there something wrong?" she asked and the whole table quieted down.

"Nothing wrong, unless you count the fact that you're boyfriend is gay, and sleeping with MY COUSIN" she yelled the last, making half the table occupants jump.

"Remus is not your boyfriend!" Sirius yelled back

"Yes he is, you thieving bastered, why else would he be nice to me and tell me that I look great!!?"

Sirius rolled his eyes "you are sooo naive Nymphadora, since when someone being nice and polite makes him automatically your boyfriend, if that was so then Remus would have every female as his girl, you damm idiot." he snapped at the girl who flushed.

Remus who tried to make them stop, spoke to the girl "listen, since when have I never been nice to anyone? Or told them they look great when they do?" but his words didn't register in the upset girl.

"GO FUCK YOURSELF LUPIN, you are nothing more then a bastered who leads girls on, while sleeping with someone else, someone of their family" she yelled at him, and Sirius snapped

"You shut your trap whore!! look whose talking, at least I never cheated on my partners, and Remus has never lead you on, so stop being delusional."

Tonks roared and pulled her wand, causing the other two to do so as well.

"ENOUGH!!!!!!" Dumbledore snapped and all three stopped and stared at him, Tonks send them one more glare before going away from the room and slamming the upstairs door of her room after her with a bang.

The silence went on until it broke by Severus "well that was a lovely show" the man commented ignoring the glares from the two mutts.

Dumbledore turned to the two, ignoring the spy and started berating them "listen here you two, you have got to stop fighting between us, it makes Voldemort's (insert shudders) job much easier."

Sirius however was not to be deterred and said "well it's her damm fault, it's not like me and moony hidden our relationship from the IDIOTIC BITCH" he screamed the last and a voice from upstairs answered right back "GO TO HELL YOU LIAR, why else did nobody know about you then?!"

Sirius wasn't bothered in the least and answered right back "only those that matter to me knew, and I didn't even need to tell them as it was OBVIOUS"

"Stop it at once!" Dumbledore snapped and all was quiet again, except for Sirius' harsh breaths.

"we have two guests, one of them is going to be a new student this year, and this is the example you want to give them?" the two Animagus(s/es) blushed in shame and looked at their godson, mouthing a sorry, and receiving a nod in return.

"Now then how about we will continue this meal in peace?"

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the time seemed to fly by, what with visits to Grimmauld place and the movies he made, (that the twins not only got DVD copies of but also backstage entrance to the movie site, they appreciated the last more though, as in every ending of the day they were so turned on they practically jumped Harry before getting home- Keller family home), he barely noticed when the day before September first finally arrived.

Harry rolled his eyes when a speedy blur flew past him, Julia was sooo excited to go to Hogwarts, she was practically screaming "I can't believe I'm going to Hogwarts!" at the top of her lungs.

How the hell the twins thought she was slytherin materiel is beyond me.

"Harry can you believe it, I'm going to Hogwarts tomorrow!!"

Harry looked at her and spoke slowly as if she was a retarded person "I know, me too, remember?"

The girl flushed and calmed down.

Speaking in an obvious cool tone, she said "I knew that."

Maybe there is hope to slytherin yet.

Harry smiled as he remembered how his birthday went.

The twins, Sirius and Remus not to mention Ginny, apparently sneaked out of the house and went to his place to arrange his surprise birthday party, which wasn't a surprise party anyhow as he was there when they started decorating. The twins even went as far as to hang a 'happy not-so surprise party' sign and floating balloons.

Harry really enjoyed his gifts, even though some of them were from his ex-best friends (the five grabbed all the birthday gifts for Harry that were in the house in order to give them to him, their answer incase somebody asked about them missing, and people asked, was that they thought that where ever Harry was he will need a happy birthday and so they sent him his gifts).

The gifts were as followed; a book on water plants from Neville, a picture of Luna and her dad in the front of their house, a quiddich poster from Ron (that Harry throw away immediately), a picture book from Hagrid, filled with all sorts of pictures of Harry and company in all of his years at Hogwarts (Harry noted that it was Creevey that snapped all of them), a cool dagger from Tonks (Harry really felt bad for her because of what happened that day), from the twins he got several pranking devices as well as sex toys (Harry stashed those away before Julia saw them), Hermione gave a book about defense, Mrs. Weasley gave him the regular cake and cookies and Mr. Weasley gave a rubber duck (which Harry laughed at but kept), from bill and charley Harry got new clothes and a silver chain with a dragon tooth which Harry noted had a rune carved into it that meant safety. He was grateful that it was finally he's 17th birthday, not that it changed that much, but now he could use his wand more often, instead of draining his magic by using it wandlessly.

But what Harry found the most lovely was the order's reaction to the latter he asked Sirius to give them.

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Sirius and Remus stormed into the kitchen, twenty minutes late to a meeting, just like they planed. They also entered in well faked hysteria and excitement, again, just like they planed. What they didn't plan on, however, was for the kitchen to be totally packed with order members. And so, not foreseeing that there were people sitting right behind the door do to lack of space, Remus and Sirius stormed in with a scream of "WE GOT A LET-" and then they toppled over as they crashed into professor Flitwick and Tonks.

They lied there for a few seconds, panting, in a tangle of limbs and chair bits.

"Would you get OFF me?!" shouted the really annoyed Tonks from under Sirius' weight.

"Mister Black, mister Lupin, what is the meaning of this tardiness?" exclaimed professor McGonagall, a little shocked.

"We got a letter from Harry!" Remus shouted from the floor.

"What?!"

There were exclamations of surprise and shock all around the room.

"Get OFF!" Tonks shouted again, sitting up and glaring at them both.

"Yeah!" said Sirius, ignoring her, standing up, and helping Remus up too, "we were just on our way here when Harry's owl, Hedwig, flow in from the window, dropped this on my head," he lifted the envelope in his hand, "and took off again!"

"Did you open it yet?" asked Hermione.

"No, we wanted to read it with all of you."

"Well then, go on and open it!" said Ron, impatiently.

"Right."

Sirius opened the envelope and read:

Hello to everyone who bother to read my latter, I have heard from a very reliable source that I was missing…. This was weird because I already knew that I was missing, as I was the one that took off. And in case you didn't figured it out you are being to obvious about me being gone, that Voldemort and his death munches (I'm trying to encourage the man to publish his band with said name) already figured out I was gone, guess who my reliable source was??? Cookies for you if you are right.

Sirius paused his reading as he, Remus, the twins and Ginny were laughing at that, they knew that Harry wanted to annoy the order and what he did was brilliant.

Now the reason that I'm writing this is; beside telling you that for a secret organization that secretly stops Voldemort you can be quite obvious, was because I don't want you to try and find me, I want to be left alone, and that's why I am staying with a friend's family somewhere where you will never find me, even if you try. So please, for once in your life, listen to me, and if you ignore me, I promise you, you will not like the results.

See ya on the first of September,

Harry potter a.k.a the boy-who-wished-to-be-left alone (it may be long, but if Voldemort gets the whole he-who-must-not-be-named, then I want too)

P.s- congratulation Sirius and Remus, heard you two finally came out, about time too, Tonks don't worry you'll find the right man when it's time.

Sirius muttered the last with a glare to Tonks.

"What the hell was he thinking?" Hermione screamed drawing all the mutter and whispers that everyone spoke when Sirius finished reading.

"Yeah, that damm potter brat, who does he think he is?" Ron yelled after her when he saw the attention she received for her screams.

Dumbledore ordered silence.

"What should we do headmaster?" one of the order members asked

"I think for now we should leave Harry alone" again murmurs spurted but Dumbledore ignored them and continued "I have a feeling that when Harry said that we wouldn't like the results, he meant something else entirely" silence as everyone stared at the man, even the ones that knew about Harry were staring at him, wondering what the man meant.

"What do you think he meant by that?" McGonagall asked and Dumbledore adopted a sad look "I'm afraid he meant turning evil"

There were stars all around as people started yelling objections and the like. Again Dumbledore had to order them all to be silent

"Are you sure Albus?" McGonagall asked and Dumbledore nodded "I know that most of you were not aware of this, but…" he took a deep breath as if ready to proclaim a most devastating truth "… when Harry was in first year the sorting hat wanted to sort him into slytherin"

Everyone were shocked, even those that knew about Harry. The twins just looked at each other before grinning, for them the thought of Harry being an almost slytherin was perfect, as they knew how he sometimes acted; the other three had the same thoughts.

Suddenly however Ginny yelled out "I don't want my future husband to be a dark wizard" she proceeded to bury her face in her arms as she started to sob loudly.

Molly who sat next to her was hugging her "don't worry my little baby, I won't let you merry someone like that" she continue to try to appease her daughter, who quickly raised her head and when she saw the looks that Sirius and Remus were giving her, hurt and betrayal, she mouthed at them that she'll explain later, it didn't look as if it convinced them but they nodded and repeated the massage to the twins.

When the meeting was over, Ginny went to Sirius room, immediately followed by said man and lover as well as her twin brothers.

"What the hell, sis?" Fred started right after Sirius put a locking spell on the door and a silencing charm on the room itself.

"Dumbledore came to me last night and asked me how I felt about Harry" she started "I was suspicious of his reasons of asking but answered him, that I loved Harry, of course I meant as my brother" she added when she saw the looks she got "anyhow, since he didn't know that, he went to smiling grandfather act, and told me about the fact that if I will spy on Harry in school then he will give me several love potions to put in Harry's food so that he will fall in love with me as well, and then after Harry will kill Voldemort he said that he will merry the two of us, so that I could have not only Harry but also his money and all that, so I agreed"

They looked at her "you did what?" Remus yelled and the girl gave him a glare "think! If I agreed to do that then both Harry and I will be free to be with whoever we want in secret as we will not use the love potions, but if I refused then Dumbledore would have chosen someone else, and that would mean that Harry will have to drink those potions as he will not be able to watch his food all the time, that and the fact that he wouldn't be able to act himself, you know out and proud. This way Harry would only need to pretend to be madly in love with me, and the old coot won't suspect a thing"

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"hey Julia," Harry said after a while of watching her bounce around the room, swirling her new school robe that she just had to wear now, "to get used to them, honestly!"

"Wh-at?" she asked in a singsong voice.

"You do remember how to get in to the platform, right?"

"What platform, Harry? You didn't say how we get on the train at all!"

"Well, it's platform nine and three quarters-"

"Platform what? Three quarters? How stupid is that? What, is it only three quarters of a platform or something?"

"No, Julia. It's nine and three quarters. It's in a wall, you know. You have to bash your head through it. Only then will it lest you pass. Its part of its test to see if you have an open mind." he sniggered mentally.

She stared at him with her mouth wide open.

"Please tell me you're joking."

"Does it look like I'm joking?" he asked with an evil smile.

"Oh, good, you are kidding." Julia looked relived.

"Fine, don't believe me. I guess you'll have to see for yourself how you get on the train and get sorted into the houses, see if I care. You'll probably fail the tests and turn out to be a dorky Hufflepuff or something anyway." Harry said with an uncaring shrug.

"What! There're tests at the sorting? What kind of testes?" she asked amazed.

"Why should I tell you?" Harry lifted an eyebrow. "You won't believe me anyway."

"Pleeeeeaassee Harry, pleeeaase? I'll believe you!" she pleaded, all puppy-eyed and nodding to her own words, "See, I'm listening! I'll give you anything! Just please tell me! I've got to know!! Come on Harry!"

"Anything?" (a\n, idea?)

"Well…" she looked hesitant.

"We'll talk about it later. Now pay attention." He pointed at a seat in front of him, and she sat down quietly for a change.

"There are three tests, and they start as soon as you get into the castle, so be ready for it." He stopped for dramatic affect, which worked as she tensed up. "First, they put you first-year lot into a really small room. They'll tell you to wait for the sorting, but in reality, they're already testing you. You see, while you wait, the teachers are actually watching you, judging you by your behavior."

"You mean like in those Cop shows, where they put a suspect in a room with a one-way mirror in it, to see if he acts guilty and stuff?" Julia asked, wide eyed.

"Yes, exactly. Depending on what you do, or how you react to your surroundings, the teachers give their first say about where you'll fit in."

"Oh… but," she said, in a slightly worried voice, "What if I do something wrong? What if I don't fit anywhere?"

Harry laughed. "That's what I thought, until I passed it. It all depends on how you act. Just for kicks, they let us older students watch. It's so funny; the newbies get so nervous, some of them pass out." He smirked at her now even more nervous look. "Ah, but don't worry. If you make the right moves, you'll be fine. As long as you don't tell anybody what I'm telling you, that is."

"Why's that? Why can't I warn the other kids?"

"Then you'll be in trouble. Trust me; you do not want Filch to be on your case." He shuddered and whispered in a broken voice. "Hanging from the walls by your thumbs…"

Now she looked really shocked. "Oh no, no, no, that can't be right, hitting kids, it's illegal! They can't do that!" she paused for a moment. "….can they?"

"Not if you keep your mouth shut, and go by the rules they can't." Pause. "But I don't know…" Harry smiled evilly again.

The girl stared at him horror filled and Harry's smirk widened "oh yes, he has other ways of punishments of course, he makes Snape look like a good old uncle Sam"

Julia gave him a frown "but the twins said that Snape hated kids of all sizes, and tries to make their life a living hell, so filch can't be that bad, can he?"

"So are you starting to believe me now? Because if you don't trust me you will be sorry"

The girl bit her lip "I believe you but…but won't you get in trouble for telling me?"

Harry mentally cheered, finally some slytherin thinking, I so have to tough her up, while on the outside, he smirked "oh don't worry about me, I have...how shall I say it... oh a thump card, the ultimate ace"

Julia stared at him shocked "what is it?"

Harry shuddered "I found out about his little secret affair with the librarian, and I thought that those sort of people were really anal on who they date" another shudder.

The girl eyes widen and she stared at her best friend/older brother of sorts, she was almost scared that she was that attached to him already, but there was just something about him.

"So the other tests?" Harry nodded his face completely serious "well the second test isn't that hard, they just give you several puzzles, you know to test knowledge and the like, it is mostly to see if you could enter Ravenclaw though...never mind…"

The girl stared at him "what?"

"It wouldn't matter, well the third test is the hardest, you see they let you into the great hall where you will all concentrate on a hat…" he was cut off

"What are we supposed to do? Pull a rabbit out of it" she laughed and Harry shook his head "that's what I thought until I heard his song"

"song?"

"oh yeah, you see the hat is evil and a bit sadistic from being left in Dumbledore's office all year, having no one to talk to except a sugar-high old coot and a singing bird" another mental chuckle about what would Fawkes will say if he knew what he was being called "well it gets evil really quick and kinda-of lies to the students, by telling them that by placing it on your head, it would see if you match some descriptions to the houses, what he really does is giving you a mental picture.."

"What like a picture of McGonagall and Dumbledore naked together?" Harry went green. "It was bad enough when the twins said it, please don't give the hat those ideas, it's evil enough as it is"

The girl gave a shudder "Eugh…I just thought of that mental picture, I think I'm going to be scared for life" Harry smirked at her "serves you right, as for the picture, well, its a sort-of virtual realty, really."

"Wizards have that stuff?" Harry nodded "Yeah. And when the hat gives you the mental pic, you have to start fighting the monster that appears there."

"What monster will that be?"

"Well, it differs in each, but the monster is like a Bogart, it turns into the one thing you fear the most." Julia stared at him shocked with a bit of fear in her eyes, Harry kinda felt bad for her, but is it was tradition to scare younger family members so… he continued evilly.

"It all depends how you fight it, you see if you would run from it, Hufflepuff. Head straight on without concern, Gryffindor, and if you visualize the situation and analyze it, before rushing and performing several really advance spells it's Ravenclaw."

The girl frowned "what about slytherin?"

Harry shook his head "nah, you won't make it to slytherin"

"Why not?" she cried indignantly

"Because slytherin requires cleverness, cunning, ambitiousness, shrewdness, daring and did I mention cunning and cleverness? You are not slytherin material."

"What?!? I'll show you! I can be slytherin and anything I want! I'll go study right now and be the best there is! They won't dare put me in some dorky Hufflepuff or whatever… cleverness and cunning… I'll show them…" she stormed out of the room, towards the stairs, muttering to herself when she suddenly bumped into a happy Sara.

"Off to bed Julia, school's tomorrow!"

"Not now mom, I gotta study!!" Julia exclaimed in half hysteria and bolted up the stairs. A second later they heard the door slam.

Sarah walked into the living room and looked at Harry with amazed confusion.

"What's the matter with her?" she asked, perplexed.

"I have absolutely no idea. One minute she was fine, talking to me about the sorting tomorrow and the next…" he shrugged.

"Oh, how do you get sorted into houses, by the way? You never did mention that."

"They put the sorting hat on your head, it's a really old hat that reads your mind for emotions and qualities that might fit for one house or the other. When it's done it shouts out the name of the house it thinks you'll fit in the most."

"Really, is that all? I wonder why she's so hysterical, then?"

"No clue." Harry said, shaking his head.

"Well, it wouldn't be the first time weird things happened with her… I remember when she was three…"

Tbc.

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A/N: ta-da! Here we go folks, another one done. This one a little shorter, and took us a while, but oh well, you'll just have to make that do.

We are just starting school again shortly, so we're sorry, but it might take longer for an update. We're busy girls!

-#-#-We remind you, the vote is still on! Who do you want as a partner to Ginny? -#-#-

The choices are: (drum roll)

Luna Lovegood

Pansy Parkinson

Hannah Abbott

Susan Bones

One of the Patil sisters (but not both of them, 'cus we already have a twin thing)

Lisa Turpin.

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