I've Had Enough!!
By Yukirei (a.k.a. Cosmiko Ling)

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or any of its characters. Death Note belongs to Ohba Tsugumi-sensei and Obata Takeshi-sensei, the creator and artist behind Death Note whom we should thank for bringing us such a wonderful series. This is a non-profit fanfiction written by a fan, for the enjoyment of other fans.
Warning: volume 5; CRACK
Feedback: Yes, please. :P
A/N: Randomly inspired when I took a picture of my nendroid L and Light figurines: http : / / img. photobucket. com / albums / v198 / cosmiko / livejournal / nendroidllight. jpg (remove the spaces)

"I've had enough!"

Under the startled eyes of the Kira investigation team, Light storms away from L.

"12% percent, Yagami-kun," is all L states, tone calm, unreadable.

The chain stretches taut. Light's left arm abruptly jerks back. He stops, forced to, but doesn't turn around.

"Light, Ryuuzaki, can't we talk this over calmly?" Matsuda tries puffing at the gathering storm clouds.

Light inclines his head, glares over his shoulder. "I'm not spending another night with this... otaku!"

Everyone gasps.

"Every night, every night," Light turns around as he speaks, voice resonating impressively across the room. "He never stops, not even to sleep, and doesn't allow me rest either!" Light throws back his head. "I can't take this any longer!!"

Lightning flickers from the dark clouds overhead.

"Misa always knew Ryuuzaki was a pervert!" wails Misa.

Yagami-senior whirls upon L, tone stern, "Is this true, Ryuuzaki?"

"I don't deny it," L answers without a flinch.

"First, it was the Playstation, and now, Watari bought him a Wii!!" Light raises his finger on L. Their eyes lock.

Eh?

Heads of the Kira investigation team tilt to one side in unison.

The silence hangs, the match of Who Can Outlast The Other In This Battle of Glaring continues, neither party willing to budge a step.

Then, the sound of someone clearing their throat.

"If I may make a suggestion," Watari speaks.

The eyelock is broken as both contestants turn their heads toward the elderly man.

"How about a compromise? Ryuuzaki will lower the volume of his gaming activity, and Light will wear ear plugs and an eye mask to bed."

They exchange suspicious glances, before reluctantly nodding.

The storm clouds begin to dissipate.

"I protest!" Someone yells.

Misa has her hand raised.

"What is the problem, Miss Misa?" inquires Watari.

Misa fumes, puffing out her cheeks, "Misa is not letting her Light sleep blind and deaf in the same room as that pervert!"

"I'll be fine, Misa," Light tells her, a bead of perspiration rolling off the side of his head.

Misa flutters to Light, casts L a sharp sideward glance, pouts to Light, "Misa doesn't trust that pervert!"

"What do you want to do then, Miss Misa?" L asks.

Misa spins around to face L. "Misa wants to stay in the same room as Ryuuzaki and Light."

"I believe Light-kun will be in greater danger that way," L tells her matter-of-factly.

Misa grins slyly. "Misa doesn't mind if Ryuuzaki wants to watch."

"W-wait a minute!" Light protests, flushing.

"I forbid the use of either of your suggestions!" Yagami-senior's voice booms across the room, face stern. "Amane Misa will not be sleeping in the boys' bedroom and Light will not be sleeping blind, deaf or bounded! (The imaginative ability of a concerned parent tends to exaggerate scenarios played in the mind! D: ) Even if Light is unable to get his sleep!"

L shrugs. Misa sulks. And Light cries,

I've had enough!!!!!!

Last edited: 23 December 2007