Yay! Another entry! Wow! This entry made it a little past the word count by only 16 words! Lucky duck! Anyways, give it up for...

Wait-What? Christmas Vampires and Rampaging Kids?

By ChocolateMilkLOL

"Come inside, Wendy, its cold out here and you're missing the party!" Wendy shook her head and turned to look at her friend.

"Not yet. I have to be here to welcome him." she persisted.

Bebe sighed, her breathe creating a cloud of mist in the cool night air. "I'm sure your friend will be perfectly fine with you greeting him from inside, now come on!"

Wendy puffed out her cheeks childishly as Bebe pulled on the sleeved of her purple jacket. She used her free hand to pull the white rim of the blonde's Santa hat over her eyes. Laughing, Wendy tried pushing her friend back into the house but to no avail.

"You didn't think you'd get rid of me that easily, did you?" she asked, using her thumb to uncover her left eye.

"I was hoping, but alas," Wendy said dramatically, placing one hand on her heart and the other one out in the air while moving her head to the side. "It was not to be!"

Bebe wrapped her arm around her friend's neck and ruffled her long hair playfully. "Oh stop acting like you don't want my company!"

"How do you know I'm acting?" Wendy asked.

"Because nobody can turn down the amazingness that is Bebe Stevens!" the blonde stated matter-of-factly.

Wendy rolled her eyes but she was grateful for her friend's company. They stood there in silence, watching the flakes of snow fall softly from the sky. Bebe started to sing 'Faliz Navidad' quietly and honestly Wendy thought she had a beautiful voice. She had told her once that she and Kenny would make an excellent singing duo but the blonde laughed and said that she wasn't at all interested in going into the singing business and neither was Kenny. Wendy objected and said that they would probably be very successful but both blondes just shrugged it off.

After a while Bebe turned to Wendy, her cheeks a light pink from the cold. "Well I'm going back inside to warm up and maybe drink some more eggnog. I'll be back out in a little while!"

"Please don't get too drunk!" Wendy called after Bebe.

"I promise I won't, at least not yet." The blonde giggled and winked before disappearing into the house.

The raven-haired girl nodded then turned back to the dimly lit street. The lamps had wreaths with red ribbons on them and the houses on her street were all decorated festively, including hers. The new fallen snow had left a thin dusting on the surrounding area, making everything glitter in the moonlight. A soft pounding from the house resounded from behind her, making her frown. Wendy sighed, they had turned up the music again and they would probably get a call from the police due to peoples' complaints about the noise. She wanted to go back inside and tell them to turn it down but she didn't want to miss the arrival of her guest. Wendy smiled at the thought of him. He was an old family friend from Transylvania. She'd never invited him to South Park when they were kids because she'd known that he would have been ripped on mercilessly by the others.

Fane's flight was supposed to arrive at 8 o'clock and the car ride from the airport would take about 15 minutes, but it was 8:30 and he still had not shown up. She wasn't really worried because she knew he could handle himself, though it unnerved her a bit that he hadn't arrived yet. Stan and his group were also supposed to arrive on the same flight and they hadn't shown up either. Maybe their plane had been hit by a storm and had to call an emergency landing, or worse! Wendy shook her head to get the horrible images of the plane out of her mind, smashed and broken somewhere in the middle of the Colorado mountains.

To distract herself from her overactive imagination she started to sing Rudolph the 'Red Nosed Reindeer' but she cringed slightly at the sound of her singing voice. Maybe I'll leave all the singing to Bebe, she thought, blowing hot air into her cupped hands.

The door opened again and Red emerged from the house with Bebe in tow. The two girls were giggling and their eyes sparkled mischievously. Wendy cocked an eyebrow and they laughed even harder. Suddenly the song 'Frosty the Snowman' blared from Red's cellphone. Bebe and Red looked at the text they received then, trying to contain their giggles.

Wendy let out an exasperated sigh and planted her hands on her hips. "Will you tell me what is going on?"

"Hehehe-Stan-Hahahah!" Red managed to get out Wendy's ex-boyfriend's name before laughing again. Instead, she showed the raven-haired girl the text.

The vampire guy gave fat-ass the best come back you wouldn't believe it! Cartman was speechless!

Red pulled her phone back and quickly texted a reply. It took only a few seconds for reply to come through,

I actually can't remember but wait till you see the truck, you'll be so jealous. KENNY IS AWeSOME!111

Bebe rolled her eyes and recited what Red typed. "Course you are Ken, and I don't believe you. That tin can Stan owns looks like it could fall apart at any minute."

Ikr? Kenny texted the last part. He almost killed us by doing so. Anyways, be there soon!

Wendy's eyebrows arched even higher. What the heck were they talking about? She voiced her thoughts aloud, "What are you guys talking about?"

Red giggled and rubbed her nose with a gloved hand before answering. "It's from Kyle. He's been filling us in on what happened and why they're so late for the party."

"And, what took them so long?" asked Wendy.

Bebe opened her mouth to reply when the loud rumble of an engine rounded the corner onto the street. A dark blue pickup truck barrelled down the road, disturbing the newly fallen snow and some of the neighbors who were surely to call and complain later on. Wendy mentally face-palmed herself when she saw the decorations on the vehicle. There was a pair of antlers wedge in the two front windows, a Rudolph nose was tied onto the muffler, red, silver, and green garland was duck taped to the box of the truck, and stray strands of the stuff were streaming out behind it; not to mention there were colourful Christmas lights wound around the cab of the truck.

"Hey boys!" Bebe and Red called. Kenny opened the driver's side door and hopped out, slamming the door behind him. Kyle got out and waved at them before pulling a red-faced Cartman out behind him.

"Hey dudettes," Kenny greeted. "What are you guys doing out here?"

"Waiting for you boys of course!" Bebe chirped happily. Wendy rolled her eyes.

"Hello everyone." she greeted.

"Hi, Wendy, we uh, picked up this guy on our way here. He said he knew you. Hope you don't mind." Kyle said, scratching the back of his neck.

"Oh really?" Wendy asked. Wondering if it could be Fane they picked up, she approached the truck and saw Stan emerge.

"Hey, Wendy!" he greeted with a wide grin.

"Hi, Stan, nice truck." she answered, eyeing the vehicle beside her. Stan grinned even wider.

"Thanks! The decorations were another reason why we were so late." he explained.

"I see… So Kyle said you picked someone up?"

"Oh, you mean vampire guy? He's there." Stan pointed over to the opposite side of the truck where a black-haired figure stood. Wendy's eyes brightened when she saw who it was.

"Fane!" she exclaimed. The figure looked up and smiled.

"Greetings, Wendy." he said, bowing slightly.

"Hey, so that's your name!" Stan exclaimed loudly. Wendy smacked him over the head.

"Ow, what was that for?"

"You didn't even ask his name?"

"Come on, it's Christmas, lighten up!" Stan tried to reason. "Besides, you're the one who told me that asking someone's name is rude!"

"Not if you introduce yourself first it isn't" Wendy countered. "Which you did do, right?"

"Eheheheh… course we did." Stan laughed nervously. Wendy glared at him. "OK, OK, we didn't! Don't hit me again, that actually hurts!"

"That's the point." said the raven-haired girl.

"Calm down, Wendy." Fane said, holding his hands up. Stan ran towards the house trying to avoid any more hits from his ex-girlfriend.

"Sorry, anyways since they didn't introduce themselves properly I'll do that for them," Wendy said. "That one wearing the red poof ball hat is Stan. His best friend's name is Kyle, he's the one with the green hat and curly red hair. The fat guy's name is Cartman, the blonde he's standing beside is Kenny. Across from them are Bebe and Red, or Rebecca."

"Ah, I see."

"So what took you guys so long any ways?" Red asked Kyle. The redhead sighed.

"You don't wanna know." he muttered.

"Oh, but we do!" Bebe insisted.

Kenny came up and slung and arm over Kyle's shoulders. "Well, ya see, we were smooth going through security and all. It wasn't until the last twenty minutes of the flight that things got a little wacky. Cartman went to go to the washroom and when he got back he had this really serious look on his face. He said that he saw a vampire on the plane."

"Dudes, I swear that guy is totally hiding something from us!" Cartman said, holding his hands up in defence.

"Whatever, fat-ass." Kyle rolled his eyes.

"Shut up, Jew! You know I'm not lying!" Cartman exclaimed. Kyle opened his mouth to answer but Kenny cut him off.

"ANYways, before I was so rudely interrupted; Cartman continued to nag us that there was really a vampire in the plane. So we all took turns going to the washroom and we all saw the guy Cartman was talking about, unfortunately Stan voiced his thoughts about the guy a little too loudly and some kid in front of us heard him. He started spazzing out and he somehow got out of his seat and ran into the cockpit, screaming that there were vampires on the plane. Let's just say the pilots were not too happy being attacked with giant candy canes."

"Where'd the kid get giant candy canes?" Red asked.

"It's Christmas, stupid, they have those things everywhere." Cartman said. Red glared at him but didn't say anything.

"I think what she was trying to say is- where'd the kid get giant candy canes?" Bebe asked, rephrasing Red's question and putting and emphasis on 'giant'.

"Not sure, I saw some at a store in the airport but they were like five bucks each and he must have had like twenty of 'em!" Kenny exclaimed, making over exaggerated hand motions for emphasis. Kyle swore under his breathe when the blonde's hand accidently made contact with the side of his head.

"Oops, sorry Ky." Kenny apologized. Kyle glared at him half-heartedly before spotting Stan who was hiding behind Bebe.

"What's wrong with you?" the redhead asked.

"Dude, don't tell Wendy, but I seriously thought he was a vampire." he whispered. Kenny muffled his laughs behind his gloved hand while Cartman smirked and Kyle rolled his eyes.

"I heard that, Stan Marsh!" Wendy yelled from the driveway.

"Shoot! I didn't say anything!" And with that Stan, Kenny, and Cartman all cackled evilly before running into the house. Bebe offered her arm to Red and she looped hers with Bebe's happily before they skipped into the house singing 'Oh Christmas Tree' quite obnoxiously. (So much for Bebe's beautiful singing… Wendy sighed mentally.) Kyle just sighed and walked after them, pinching the bridge of his nose in a very Stan-like manner. Wendy laughed nervously and gave Fane an apologetic look.

"Sorry for my friends." she said as they walked up towards the house.

Fane laughed. "It is no problem, Wendy. They are a very interesting group."

"…Yeah" Wendy smiled, as she realized she wouldn't trade her friends for anything even if she didsuspect something like this to happen. "Yeah they are, and I wouldn't want them any other way."

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MY VOTE

Lituature Vote: 9 ~ Saw a couple of fixble mistakes.

Christmas Spirit Vote: 10 ~ I loved all of the Christmas decorations and songs!